By John Walker on September 19th, 2007 at 11:28 am.
What should you be playing today? Well, it’s Knytt Stories, obviously. But let’s say you’ve finished that, what next? Easy:
(Shurely TF2? – Ed)
Nelly Cootalot: Spoonbeaks Ahoy!, downloadalised from here.

Made by Alasdair Beckett, it’s a completely free point and click adventure, created for his girlfriend. Awww. She’s a lucky person, as there’s clearly a vast amount of love gone into the couple of hours here, and certainly a significant amount more than goes into the majority of commercial adventure games.
To avoid scurvy and other cliches, click below.
Nelly is a wannabe pirate, who lands on an island and… wait, this sounds familiar? Yes, there’s no question that a thousand thank yous are owed to Monkey Island, but in this case they’re respectful thank yous from a guy who understands how to make a decent game. Nelly discovers that the islands population of Spoonbeaks – a favourite bird – have vanished, and sets about rescuing them in the most piratey ways possible. Beckett explains that the game contains opportunities to:
Rescue endangered and unusually named wildfowl
Acquire morally dubious items on behalf of minor aristocrats
Intercept the private correspondances of a daredevil pilot
Come to the aid of downtrodden supernatural beings
Be confused by Nelly’s County Durham colloquialisms
Borrow facial hair from long-dead pirates
Wantonly misuse the word ‘borrow’.

Made using Adventure Game Studio, it visually stands out from the crowd thanks to a splendid design, with gorgeous hand-drawn background graphics appearing as if roughly cut out from construction paper, and glued to the set. But it’s true crowd-out-standing ways come from the quality of the writing and puzzle design. There’s a couple of “Oh, come on, really?” moments, but mostly it’s sensible challenges with very many consistently funny remarks. This man should be developing adventures professionally. For God’s sake, someone at Telltale give him a job, shortly after firing everyone else. Get it here.


19/09/2007 at 12:04 roBurky says:
Is there a download link anywhere on that page?
19/09/2007 at 12:07 Masked Dave says:
I can’t find a link to download it :/
19/09/2007 at 12:08 John Walker says:
Oops – sorry guys. Added.
19/09/2007 at 13:09 icabod says:
And here’s a link to Adventure Game Studio that is currently missing.
19/09/2007 at 16:57 roBurky says:
Ok, downloaded, and this is pretty awesome. Very funny so far.
20/09/2007 at 15:20 roBurky says:
Can anyone give me a hint on what to do about the goldfish?
20/09/2007 at 15:31 John Walker says:
You need to make the water murky.
20/09/2007 at 15:33 roBurky says:
Never mind, got it.
27/02/2009 at 20:46 Igor Hardy says:
My favorite AGS game… Not saying that I played them all (already). Far from it.