Comments on: Go Team! Part 8: The Scout

By: RGNDR

RGNDR — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 06:58:56 +0000

Im pro with scout with the force-a-nature! just try to pwn me! username redgander!

By: nemryn

nemryn — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 03:54:09 +0000

I’m looking forward to ‘Meet the Pyro’ too!

By: dragon_hunter21

dragon_hunter21 — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 04:43:35 +0000

I know I’m horrendously late on this, but if the scout were to go on the internet, this is how I imagine he’d communicate.

By: sana

sana — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 18:22:15 +0000

Now he isn’t as soulless anymore, is he? Annoying little bugger.

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By: itsallcrap

itsallcrap — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 07:46:21 +0000

I only play as the scout when I know that capturing a point / the intel is possible without encountering too much resistance.

Normally, they’re just kind of like mosquitos.

By: riddick

riddick — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 01:34:20 +0000

Scouts i dont got yeh tfc2 but ya gotta kno i hear lots of him in videos “Say goodbye to ya ???kneecaps??? chucklehead” “Ya a friggen badmagnet

By: GB

GB — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 04:42:18 +0000

Oooh, Scout, Scout, what was it about scouts I liked again?

Oh, right.

They make fine Skeet.

By: Pentadact

Pentadact — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 13:43:58 +0000

He also says “This sucks on ice.”

By: Gozer

Gozer — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 17:53:02 +0000

The scout aint a New Yorker, but he does remind me alot of New Jersey types, with his attitude. Once when I was in a particularly bad team that had gotten owned three matches straight I heard a scout say at the beginning of yet another bad match: “. . . no seriously, you guys SUCK.” Absolute hilarity, his context sensitive voice chat is a crack-up. Once, I ran up behind a Heavy and beat his head in- “how’d you like that, fatty?”, right after that I ran around and bashed in three more heads, and I heard my scout laughing hysterically like a Heavy on a killing spree. He’s a crackpipe psycho if ya go on a batting rampage.

By: Thelps

Thelps — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:14:58 +0000

The scout resembles a mail boy or a cycle courier to me, especially with the shin-length trousery-shorts things. Had a complete nutter of a friend who worked as a cycle courier. He carried a spray can of paint stripper, and he’d spray his name or any quick four letter blessing on the side of cars that cut him up on the roads. I see the scout’s baseball bat as the equivalent. Sure, your opponent might weigh many times as much as you, have weaponry that fires faster, louder and harder, and generally gets more fear/attention from the enemy when the bullets are flying, but, like a cycle courier, you’re the quick nimble little bastard with balls of riveted steel that dashes between two of these monsters and makes it to his destination in half the time. Not to mention if they challenge your right of way you can make a total ass out of them by dancing circles around them wielding your aluminium bat of shameful chastisement.

By: Bobsy

Bobsy — Sun, 30 Sep 2007 07:36:58 +0000

Dear Valve,

Must implement: using the baseball bat* to knock back a demoman’s grenades, preferably in their faces.

Thanks,

Bobsy xxx

*actually, it’s a little small to be that. Wiffle bat or something, surely? Or is the truth of the Scout that he was so rubbish at baseball they put him on the other field to play rounders with the girls?