Rock, Paper, Shotgun

Six Sides To Every Love Story

By Kieron Gillen on October 15th, 2007 at 12:53 pm.

It may be getting silly now.

Deconstructionary tendencies.

[Originated in the depths of 4Chan.org, evidentially by Moony for /po/. Noticed in a Portal thread over at UnknownWorlds by Align]

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  1. T-B0N3 says:

    now THAT is a nice idea, im gonna print that out on a A0 paper.

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  2. To quote the entire history of japanese console RPGs:

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  3. Reko says:

    I now have one sitting on top of my monitor :D

    That was a productive lunch.

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  4. Cargo Cult says:

    That’s not a Weighted Companion Cube! That’s a Weighted Companon [sic] Cube! Horrible things may happen!

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  5. Seniath says:

    If only I had access to a colour printer! B&W just wouldn’t do the WCC justice :(

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  6. Wood says:

    I understand what the cube is and how to fold it, but what are the other things on the picture ?

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  7. freebob says:

    those extra bits are for the edges to go in between the corner parts

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  8. Wood says:

    Does anybody have a photo of the finished cube ?

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  9. Wood says:

    Cool, thanks !

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  10. That’s great, Zell.

    KG

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  11. Gulars says:

    I just made this, but it tried to stab me, so i had to throw it into my home-edition incinerator

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  12. B33b3s says:

    No weighted companion cube will ever be as good as your first. I miss you Cubina, may you burn in peace.

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  13. Important says:

    CAUTION: Mass of paper version of Weighted Companion Cube may not be sufficient to activate Aperture Science 1500-Megawatt Supercolliding Super Button.

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  14. Spartan says:

    I printed it out and its getto. i used tape. and didnt even use the small little bits

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  15. Robert D says:

    What sort of glue did you use?

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  16. Patrick says:

    Here’s my attempt: http://i22.tinypic.com/2iw3z6.jpg

    First time I’ve made something like this – took a lot of tape and patience. :)

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  17. Put it into an incinerator!

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  18. MrTrent says:

    Patrick, sir, that is incredible.

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  19. Seth410 says:

    Looks great even without the ‘depth’ but I taped nickels onto each panel inside, I like my Weighted Companion Cubes to have a bit of…weight.

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  20. Evil_T0NY says:

    I think those other LITTLE pieces are to make it look 3-deminsional or something…you know the corners that stick out and such.

    I cut one of those out, and you need a little man’s fingers to make those folds, for the life of me I can’t do that part….but I did make the basic

    ——->> CUBE

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  21. A Person says:

    How do i put the little corner pieces on? I have no idea how.

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  22. Kapowski says:

    Great idea! I printed it but the little peaces are way tooooooo small. I wish i had a printer that could print huge paper!!!

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  23. Farbror Fazer says:

    Can someone plz make a steb-by-step guide on how to do this? I’m to stupid to figure that out by myseft and I guess I’m not the only one… :(

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  24. Mason says:

    yea your not the only one…

    a guide would be nice, anyone?

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  25. parker says:

    !!! cute!!! awsome!! grats !!(warning this ten year old has a micro insierater

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  26. Aresio says:

    this is brilliant!!

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  27. Chris R says:

    LOL to the gold farmer spam post…. in a companion cube thread… gotta chuckle at that.

    HOW I MINE FISH?!

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  28. Matt M. says:

    I love my companion cube.

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  29. rkthrilla says:

    thats nice

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  30. Who cares says:

    Ok how i make it guide plz anybody

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  31. Nikita says:

    If you print and paste the printable conpanion cube large on microsoft word. Then on a seprate piece of paper, you can print out the small parts, you can have more room on the page to enlarge the small pieces. Now you have a bigger companion cube.

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  32. browen says:

    please make instructions on how to make this or a video.

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  33. Mach10X says:

    Those of you asking for a guide please take a look at Patrick’s cube: http://i22.tinypic.com/2iw3z6.jpg
    In order to make precise folds you’ll need to pre-score the fold lines with a scoring tool. An example of a scoring tool could be an exacto knife with very light pressure: just enough so that the paper will fold at the scored line. A good qualtiy paper is important since it’s a bit thicker. Be sure to leave tabs to allow attachment. If you study Patrick’s cube you should be able to figure out where to cut and where to score.

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  34. REA says:

    now all we need are turret papercrafts!

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  35. shaktazuki says:

    Your wish is someone else’s command: http://jetlogs.org/2008/03/02/portal-turret-papercraft/

    Warning: freakin’ hard to do.

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  36. Lewiss says:

    Damn its so hard to make!!!

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  37. armydude says:

    I really need a guide!!! btw, patricks cube is REALLY FRICKIN AWESOME!!! PATRICK, you should make a portal spoof.

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  38. Danny says:

    Thats fraggin grate^^

    I’m going to bild both the cube and the turret^^

    Great n’ Thanks^^

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  39. Penarly23 says:

    This is so awesome.

    I really wish someone would make step-by-step instructions
    Those corners are really hold to do.

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  40. I LOVE THAT i got the poral game,hated destroying the cube and i finaly get to have it back………………………………………………………. THANKS

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  41. Tip says:

    For the little parts I used a toothpick,I just needed to grab it with the very edge of my finger in the very edge of the part,and then pushed it down.

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  42. Zandieer says:

    Cool ! I must try it right away !

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  43. Ivy says:

    Arg! I am pretty good with origami and stuff, and this looks pretty simple, but I don’t have a printer! And if I could I would make a guide for it too!

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  44. Tim says:

    AWESOME! Paper mache’ Companion Cube AND Turret!

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  45. Aperture Labs says:

    im going to try to make a cardboard one.Im going to save every little piece of whatever I can turn into a cube.

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  46. poker ligne – it’s your first step to rich and beautiful life.

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  47. Il y on a les meilleures cubes, avec les poses du cama-sutra sur chaque cote.

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  48. Linkonull says:

    It’s very cute indeed! I also love the name of the blog – Rock, Paper, Shotgun! Niiice! :)

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  49. Keno says:

    Peut-être au lieux de mettre les cœurs rose fallait mettre les figures diffèrent de chaque cote?

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  50. WilPal says:

    Just what i was looking for!

    I’ve been lacking in good old penis power for quite some time.

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