By John Walker on November 10th, 2007 at 11:52 am.
Load Steam and see what’s in the Update News.
Why, it’s the Weighted Companion Cube Plush!

So there’s everyone’s questions answered about how they’ll make it: squishy. Apart from how big it is. But if those super-tasteful rear-view mirror cubes are anything to go by, not quite life-size.
Um, Valve, you know how we love you forever and ever and everything – can we pre-order one? Um, four?


WANT!
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Yeah, finally :)
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It has to be said. That’s even cooler than the real (or not-real?) companion cube.
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That’s the cutest cube I’ve ever seen.
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Aww so cute and awesome :D
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Where’s the Weighted Companion Cube custom Lovedoll then?
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Hope they make plenty, if they remain (inevitably) sold out forever I’ll be unhappy.
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I’d imagine it won’t be long before someone mods one of these to nestle within the soft confines of the cube.
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Those…
I…
I’m actually kinda disappointed. They’re so stuffed they’ve lost their shape and… car dice?!
I might… go get the pattern of the guy on 4chan that did his one. Maybe make a BIG SMOOSHY CUSHION WCC…
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I have to agree with Bunny, that I’m a bit dissapointed. Of course, unlike (it seems) most people, I really didn’t want a plush – I was hoping for a sturdy paperweight, or similar hard toy.
You could hardly even call that plush thing a cube, let alone weighted.
Of course, I’m still one of the minority that would prefer a turret over the WCC any day of the week. I guess I’m just not in tune with the rest of the Portal fanbase.
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Looks neat, I guess, but I can go without. There is, however, something I would buy with zero hesitation: a Weighted Companion Cube paperweight. It has to be metal, and as heavy as they’re willing to make it. A scale model of the real Companion Cube, right down to the texture.
That would be great. I can dream I guess.
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Suspiciously sphere-ish.
Unlikely to be weighted.
Call me a pessimist, but I’m not sure I like it.
(Not that I won’t end up with two or three of my own, mind you)
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Nope, they have betrayed the true form of the WCC. Bunny and I will be going out today to purchase some modeling supplies to make our own, they will be hard, shiny and CUBE SHAPED!
But I might have to make a plushie too, just for nap times…
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Bet these ones are flame retardant :(
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Well, the Christmas present my girlfriend has been pestering me for ever since she played portal is finally being made, eh?
I’ll probably get one for myself too.
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Po, All Aperture Science technologies remain operational at up to 40,000 degrees….
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Junior, no “might” about it.
I WILL have me a big, smooshy WCC for nap times. And I might let you use it, depending…
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If I don’t get both the fluffy dice and an actual desky cube for Christmas from my wife, I will kill her – even if she is carrying my unborn child.
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Hmmm, do Companion Cubes represent a replacement for my Mario Mushroom dice?
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I really like the idea of the car dice, and I love the idea of the plush toy, but it looks really misshapen. If it was slightly more cube-y, that would be my #1 soft toy.
Who else wants Weighted Companion Cube paperweights/vinyl toys? PLEASE!!!!
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Found this page searching for a place to buy an Aperture Science Companion Miniaturized Vinyl Replica Cube.
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Hmmm…
“Who else wants Weighted Companion Cube paperweights/vinyl toys?”
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How Cute!!
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“Who else wants Weighted Companion Cube paperweights/vinyl toys?”
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I think the point has been explored fairly throughly, they are cute, and first reaction is “Do want!” but when you think about it, you want more.
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