To Whoever’s Googling For ‘JC Denton Nude Patch’

By Alec Meer on December 5th, 2007 at 9:07 pm.

…and somehow found their way here as a result: Um. Really?

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  1. Ging says:

    At least it’s a (hopefully) original search term…

  2. Chris R says:

    ROFL, that’s…… just…. wow. LOL

  3. Icarus says:

    I hear it can be found here.

  4. ImperialCreed says:

    Wow, slow day is it Alec?

  5. Matthew Gallant says:

    I had someone from Saudi Arabia find my site via the 19th(!) page of a Google search for “dirtygirl”, which I had mentioned as a character from the webcomic OrneryBoy (though I doubt that’s what he was looking for)

  6. whitebrice says:

    Actually, the patch just removes his sunglasses.

    It’s an awful let-down.

  7. Asif says:

    Nude patch? Would JC Denton’s sunglasses be on or off?

  8. Asif says:

    I was a minute and a half late in making that entirely obvious joke. You win this round whitebrice. You win this round.

  9. Butler says:

    Hahahaha, glad to see RPS don’t take blogging ultra seriously like some websites. Best entry yet! Hope it doesn’t get removed.

  10. chem says:

    zing-_-

  11. Dracko says:

    Sorry, guv’nor. Won’t happen again. :x

  12. Max says:

    Haha :D

  13. yns88 says:

    http://www.google.com/search?q=jc+denton+nude+patch&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

    It is the first result, ya know…

    (yes yes, I know it’s probably only because of this post)

  14. The Sombrero Kid says:

    the second result is a TF2 article from here also so i think it was before too

  15. H says:

    Sorry, that was my fault, putting that comment into the DE3 thread.

  16. Cargo Cult says:

    Quoting Mr. Meer’s Eurogamer review of MINERVA has left me with some entertaining search terms from amorous dyslexics.

    “sexey girl”, “last week sexey moves”, “sexey back side”, “sexey bits”, “sexey girls of big hears”, “sexey human”, “somthing sexey”, “tickling testicles”…

    … What was that from?

    “portal, can i save my companion cube?”

    “how to remove the smell of a dead body from an apartment”

    Great. I have murderers browsing my blog. And so shall you!

  17. Alec Meer says:

    That thread features a certain Dracko being astonishingly rude about an RPSer. Clearly he makes something of a habit of it.

  18. drunkymonkey says:

    I was just about to comment on people being mean to you, Alec! Someone called you amateur!

  19. JP says:

    What could possibly be more illicitly erotic than sneaking into the deepest levels of Area 51 while completely naked?

    Answer: dancing around in front of Bob Page’s nano-goo-tank after doing so.

  20. Jerald Pollard says:

    9qrai14e0qlykdet

  21. Hermit says:

    He’d still leave the shades on, though.