By Alec Meer on December 5th, 2007 at 9:07 pm.
…and somehow found their way here as a result: Um. Really?
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To Whoever’s Googling For ‘JC Denton Nude Patch’
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05/12/2007 at 21:13 Ging says:
At least it’s a (hopefully) original search term…
05/12/2007 at 21:37 Chris R says:
ROFL, that’s…… just…. wow. LOL
05/12/2007 at 21:42 Icarus says:
I hear it can be found here.
05/12/2007 at 21:52 ImperialCreed says:
Wow, slow day is it Alec?
05/12/2007 at 22:02 Matthew Gallant says:
I had someone from Saudi Arabia find my site via the 19th(!) page of a Google search for “dirtygirl”, which I had mentioned as a character from the webcomic OrneryBoy (though I doubt that’s what he was looking for)
05/12/2007 at 22:23 whitebrice says:
Actually, the patch just removes his sunglasses.
It’s an awful let-down.
05/12/2007 at 22:25 Asif says:
Nude patch? Would JC Denton’s sunglasses be on or off?
05/12/2007 at 22:28 Asif says:
I was a minute and a half late in making that entirely obvious joke. You win this round whitebrice. You win this round.
05/12/2007 at 22:43 Butler says:
Hahahaha, glad to see RPS don’t take blogging ultra seriously like some websites. Best entry yet! Hope it doesn’t get removed.
05/12/2007 at 23:01 chem says:
zing-_-
05/12/2007 at 23:12 Dracko says:
Sorry, guv’nor. Won’t happen again. :x
06/12/2007 at 00:17 Max says:
Haha :D
06/12/2007 at 08:12 yns88 says:
http://www.google.com/search?q=jc+denton+nude+patch&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
It is the first result, ya know…
(yes yes, I know it’s probably only because of this post)
06/12/2007 at 09:06 The Sombrero Kid says:
the second result is a TF2 article from here also so i think it was before too
06/12/2007 at 12:10 H says:
Sorry, that was my fault, putting that comment into the DE3 thread.
06/12/2007 at 13:56 Cargo Cult says:
Quoting Mr. Meer’s Eurogamer review of MINERVA has left me with some entertaining search terms from amorous dyslexics.
“sexey girl”, “last week sexey moves”, “sexey back side”, “sexey bits”, “sexey girls of big hears”, “sexey human”, “somthing sexey”, “tickling testicles”…
… What was that from?
“portal, can i save my companion cube?”
“how to remove the smell of a dead body from an apartment”
Great. I have murderers browsing my blog. And so shall you!
06/12/2007 at 14:07 Alec Meer says:
That thread features a certain Dracko being astonishingly rude about an RPSer. Clearly he makes something of a habit of it.
06/12/2007 at 21:01 drunkymonkey says:
I was just about to comment on people being mean to you, Alec! Someone called you amateur!
07/12/2007 at 20:38 JP says:
What could possibly be more illicitly erotic than sneaking into the deepest levels of Area 51 while completely naked?
Answer: dancing around in front of Bob Page’s nano-goo-tank after doing so.
13/11/2008 at 07:22 Jerald Pollard says:
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28/09/2009 at 11:26 Hermit says:
He’d still leave the shades on, though.