What should you be doing right now?
That’s right – smashing cartoon people face down into the ground so they die, and drop their golden coins. Then, when tired, come in and do the same on your computer. See? See what I did there? You thought it was one thing, but then it was something else! Secret of comedy, right there.
Pillage The Village is a really impressively crafted Flash game, that involves little more than throwing innocent people in the air, or viciously slamming them against the ground, in order that they die. For all the family! As you progress, the men become harder to murderise, letting out parachutes, or turning invisible in the ninja-style. But your floaty hand of crazed unjustice will see to them, especially as you spend the victims’ coins on new abilities in the betwixt-level shop. Also, “Pillage The Village” is a funny rhyme.
Look, they even made a little label to help us link to it:
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Look at that — someone took Black and White and made a game out of it!
Did they ever release an SDK for Black and White?
I’d imagine some fun mods could have come out of that game—
Blatant B&W ripoff is blatant.
Nah. Dungeon Keeper and imp slapping is the grand daddy of disembodied hand games.
I imagine B&W mods would have a high likelihood of involving poo.
B&W Scat Mod.
Doesn’t bear thinking about does it
I started linking to this game ever since it was on playthisthing.
I think I’ve caused a drop in local work productivity spanning my entire county.