Comments on: Lone Gunmen

By: iloveu

iloveu — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:20:50 +0000

runescape rocks!!!!!!

By: Ian

Ian — Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:37:42 +0000

Uh… a spade??

By: Spacegirl

Spacegirl — Sat, 16 Feb 2008 17:59:25 +0000

SKYNET!!!

That’s how it starts! We have rogue, underground AI Developers making complicated FPS scripts and testing them in semi-secret.

It’s all in good fun until, by pure monkey-on-a-typewriter luck, they all join the same server, find love and realize the fleshy entity frantically pressing Alt F4 may just have to be erased…

By: Andrew

Andrew — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:01:53 +0000

Yeah, definitely Louis Theroux! :D

By: Craigp

Craigp — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 00:19:23 +0000

I wrote the thing and now even I read it as Louis Theroux.

Thanks.

By: Max

Max — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 23:28:29 +0000

Another Louis Theroux here.

It’s just exactly the sort of thing he’d say.

By: Sum0

Sum0 — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 22:33:51 +0000

Personally, I think these are rogue AIs sitting in some government laboratory deep underground which have managed to sneak a copy of CS in and are playing it by themselves. Clearly they lack the ability to properly communicate with humans.

By: drunkymonkey

drunkymonkey — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 20:10:29 +0000

“For some reason, I read all of Craig’s lines using the voice of Louis Theroux in my head.”

Good grief, you’re right.

By: Windlab

Windlab — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 18:56:04 +0000

@Monkfish
First thing I thought as well – Ignis Solus is a great video on the subject, and it’s also strangely moving.

By: Antonius

Antonius — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 17:19:42 +0000

[Muffled] Hello![/Muffled]

By: eh

eh — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 16:39:30 +0000

I think some of them just want to play single player in a multiplayer mode or something like that.

Sometimes I did that too in Diablo II, but its not FPS heh. ^..^

By: Monkfish

Monkfish — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:20:52 +0000

Craig's article made me think of the Pyro in Ignis Solus again.