Comments on: Conflict: Denied Ops But Allowed Boobies

By: That Guy

That Guy — Wed, 12 May 2010 09:17:08 +0000

Nice tits.

By: Kieron Gillen

Kieron Gillen — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:41:49 +0000

Dhex: The British.

By: josh g.

josh g. — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:37:30 +0000

dhex, I want to see your version.

By: undead dolphin hacker

undead dolphin hacker — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 19:36:50 +0000

i think it was pretty funny.

only thing i would change is the last part. instead of seeing her boobs, they need to get up there and see that the stripper has a penis. i think this would better symbolize the conflict: denied ops experience.

By: Stromko

Stromko — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:53:30 +0000

Dhex: That would’ve ruled.

video: Those breasts are incredibly fake and disgusting, whoever did them should have their license removed. They’re literally bigger than a man’s skull, and stiffer, firmer too! I seriously hope they’re CGI or makeup and that poor woman doesn’t have to go through life with those worthless balloons of tortured skin.

If I wanted to see warped and freakishly bulbous women walking around like arcane fertility idols, I’d just log into SecondLife. Bit less ‘uncanny valley’ effect. Also, more booty.

By: dhex

dhex — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:13:20 +0000

i woulda pitched the above “advertisement” as ending with instead of seeing her boobs she instead pulls out like a bunch of fucking guns and totally lays waste.

the camera drops to the ground and as the blood flows over the lens you see a flash in huge block letters:

TITS
GUNS
DEATH

and then a website. no game images because the game looks like something a coprophage would pass over.

also who calls that shit “stag parties” anymore?

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:06:55 +0000

Dhex; you and I must never run an advertising company. I fear how powerful we would become.

By: dhex

dhex — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 18:01:05 +0000

wealthy, naked firemen, you mean.

with chocolate!

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:57:25 +0000

I’ve always disliked viral adds, whenever I’m forwarded one I feel like my friends have been brain washed by the company. But I’m too much of a sap to tell them and I end forwarding to a friend of theirs so that they’ll think I like it. Complex? I gots ‘em.

Am I the only one thinking she should get her money back? Her surgeon has clearly never seen a real boob. I mean they’re pointing in different directions and dont move.

This was made to attract men, the main demographic, so for the Sims 3 I’m expecting naked firemen on horses talking about shoes handbags and tampons.

By: Essell

Essell — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 17:56:59 +0000

Good fucking loooooooooord. Here’s hoping the people who thought that ad was a good idea have gone off and killed themselves or something.

By: Meat Circus

Meat Circus — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:42:50 +0000

I’m suspicious that somebody denied ops would be able to obtain those boobies.

Surely not natural?

By: Max

Max — Fri, 15 Feb 2008 16:01:24 +0000

It makes the FarCry trailer look awesome.