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The Staring Eyes of Ken Levine

Posted by Kieron Gillen on February 21st, 2008 at 8:51 pm.

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This better not be another running joke.

To be honest, I’ve nothing else to add to Walker and Alec’s opposing yet illuminating pieces. Just the urge to form a triad of Ken Levine Eyes grew unbearable. Forgive me.

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16 Comments »

  1. Elyscape says:

    OH GOD THE EYES
    THEY STARE INTO MY SOUL

  2. BrokenSymmetry says:

    No kittens here :(

  3. Nick says:

    ALL HAIL HYPNOLEVINE!

    (edit)

    Except he has no eyes. No eyes I tell you!

  4. Vinícius says:

    ROFL. Kieron wins a thousand internets + chocolate chip cookie.

  5. The_B says:

    …must…destroy…kotaku….make…RPS…game blog masters…

  6. Muzman says:

    I’m reminded of that quote by terrible actor Victor Mature when asked by a director if he could look more sad or troubled, he replied “I’ve got three looks; I look left, I look right and I look straight ahead. Which one do you want?”

  7. Chris R says:

    HAHA, this is why I love this site. You guys all rock. I second the “Wins the internet” sentiment. Ace!

  8. Faraday says:

    Oh Jesus, I just laughed a lot more than I should’ve.

  9. Jae Armstrong says:

    I’m far more upset that the third picture clashes with the previous two than any sane man should be.

    INTERNETS. SERIOUS BUSINESS.

  10. CplTurboTud says:

    Haha, it’s Chen Levine!

  11. Aimless says:

    I think it would have been even better if all three posts used exactly the same picture simply magnified each time.

    And the third possibly featuring crudely animated red eyes.

  12. Jonathan says:

    I think he has quite kindly eyes.
    Tomonobu Itagaki, the main guy behind Team Ninja, on the other hand has the eyes of Gary Glitter. Thats why he keeps them hidden.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMTd4Tj79js

  13. Lou says:

    You could have some voice samples of Levine running in the background, that would go nicely with the eyes. The man is likeable and scary at the same time.

  14. nabeel says:

    WELCOOOOOME TO THE CIRCUS OF VAALUUUUUUUES!

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