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Man, existence had crazy framerates when there wasn’t any life, or sky.
Hah, fantastic. I reckon Crytek pinched His source code.
I wonder what language he used.
Hmm, wasn’t this on RPS a few weeks back as well?
Loved this strip, though.
I remember reading this, and not getting it until I actually noticed the FPS counter in the corner ~_~
Bonus points if some of the creatures were missing in the “optimised” panel, or were curiously more blocky-looking.
Where does that leave the 0-day hackers?
The Tree of Worldly Knowledge?
The Lord doesn’t use agile development methodologies.
No unit tests? No refactoring? No incremental development? Who was his Business Analyst?
I bet he doesn’t even have a set of use cases for all of creation.
For shame.
@ Max:
I think Crysis forgot the last step in that process actually… ;)
By the way, was this strip making fun of Far Cry when it first came out I wonder? Or maybe it’s just poking fun at all games, hah.
omg.. good work, guy
On the 8th day god invented “Fog” to hidde the problems with pop-up structures, and make lower the render distance.