By Tim Stone on March 9th, 2008 at 8:30 am.
From summer 2005.
12 Comments »
09/03/2008 at 09:52
Man, existence had crazy framerates when there wasn’t any life, or sky.
09/03/2008 at 09:55
Hah, fantastic. I reckon Crytek pinched His source code.
09/03/2008 at 10:24
I wonder what language he used.
09/03/2008 at 13:10
Amirul B Ruslan says:
Hmm, wasn’t this on RPS a few weeks back as well?
Loved this strip, though.
09/03/2008 at 13:30
I remember reading this, and not getting it until I actually noticed the FPS counter in the corner ~_~
09/03/2008 at 16:36
Bonus points if some of the creatures were missing in the “optimised” panel, or were curiously more blocky-looking.
09/03/2008 at 20:40
Phil H says:
Where does that leave the 0-day hackers?
09/03/2008 at 21:03
The Tree of Worldly Knowledge?
10/03/2008 at 09:13
Meat Circus says:
The Lord doesn’t use agile development methodologies.
No unit tests? No refactoring? No incremental development? Who was his Business Analyst?
I bet he doesn’t even have a set of use cases for all of creation.
10/03/2008 at 15:50
Chris R says:
I think Crysis forgot the last step in that process actually… ;)
By the way, was this strip making fun of Far Cry when it first came out I wonder? Or maybe it’s just poking fun at all games, hah.
24/03/2008 at 04:58
omg.. good work, guy
04/03/2009 at 12:58
On the 8th day god invented “Fog” to hidde the problems with pop-up structures, and make lower the render distance.
Lasers, robots, physics.
"potential solutions" promised
Sign of the times
Simulation & wargame blather
"It just gnaws away at you, that doubt"
Stuck in Limbo
Angry squirrels on the final frontier
Crossing the streams
"Galvanised galactic gods waging war across the aeons"
There Is No Winning
"I’m gonna give you what for, Australian Raistlin"
The best laid plans
What's on the other side?
Men and women can’t be friends