By Jim Rossignol on March 25th, 2008 at 9:50 am.
The winners of our excellent Crysis competition are David McLaughlin, James Glover and Si Wharton. No, we’re not going to print their crises because they’re of rather variable length and family quality, and we may need them as… evidence. Thanks, however, to everyone who entered. And thanks to EA for providing the booty. Fresh competitions coming up soon.
25/03/2008 at 09:56 Tunips says:
The image that heads this post is a terrified man getting strangled by a super-soldier. I hardly think we need to worry about family friendlyness. And, as PC gamers, we are well attuned to pages and pages of questionable narrative.
So go on, print the the crises
25/03/2008 at 09:59 Alex says:
This is a bit weird. Go on, put them up!
25/03/2008 at 10:01 Jim Rossignol says:
Families love super-soldier enstranglement!
25/03/2008 at 10:10 Seniath says:
Oh! Cool! First time I’ve won something in aaaaages.
If you’re not going to print them, any objections to me posting my entry on my blog?
25/03/2008 at 10:13 Jonas says:
This is an outrage! I demand disclosure!
25/03/2008 at 10:17 Jim Rossignol says:
@Seniath, feel free.
25/03/2008 at 10:34 Alex says:
Can we then become OUTRAGED at the entry’s aberrant filthy filthy FILTHY filthiness?
25/03/2008 at 10:41 Seniath says:
^^ I totally didn’t mean to do that =/
25/03/2008 at 10:50 UsuallyDavid says:
Hurrah! This is the third thing I’ve ever won, the others being a Postman Pat colouring-in book and a copy of the Screaming Masterpiece soundtrack. I can finally ask people what Postman Pat, Bjork and a super-suited killing machine have in common.
Many thanks to ye, RPS collective.
25/03/2008 at 11:00 James G says:
Big grins here, first time I’ve won anything outside of village raffles (A kilo of Dairy Milk chocolate and a set of dominos). It actually prompted me to give a little happy dance, much to the amusement of my colleagues.
25/03/2008 at 12:19 Alex says:
You’re all dirty, DIRTY boys..
Apparently.
Well done. ;)
I’m always wondering about those posts – are they automatically generated, or something, when someone links from their blog to an RPS entry?
25/03/2008 at 12:21 Jim Rossignol says:
Those posts shouldn’t happen, according to our experts.
25/03/2008 at 12:47 Seniath says:
Whoops, did I break the internet?
25/03/2008 at 14:00 Alex says:
You broke their experts.
25/03/2008 at 18:30 MedO says:
It’s just another sign that the internet is slowly becoming sentient.
25/03/2008 at 22:05 AbyssUK says:
Wow my entry wasen’t just poor it (from reading Seniaths) was very very short also.