Comments on: Duke Nukem Not Never

By: Psychopomp

Psychopomp — Wed, 27 May 2009 01:58:23 +0000

Oh god, I lol’d

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 22:27:47 +0000

Man they are always waiting so long, while their stocks go down incredibly, no forgetting nobody will have the computer good enough to play it if they ever get to a point where they release it :S

By: Zaph

Zaph — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:09:05 +0000

Jochen, I am forever grateful for that link. I larfed and I larfed!
Beautiful.

By: Kelduum

Kelduum — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:34:23 +0000

I can exclusively reveal that there are, in fact, in-game forklifts in Grand Theft Auto IV!

Plus, theres more than one, and you can drive them around – there are a load of them on Happiness Island, next to one of the warehouses.

Not PC-related (yet), but there are definitely other options for your in-game forkliftery!

By: Jochen Scheisse

Jochen Scheisse — Fri, 02 May 2008 08:00:25 +0000

The forklift could also be a reference to THIS!
If you don’t know the video, it will definitely help you realize the potential of forklift action in FPS. Also, don’t drink while watching.

By: Kadayi

Kadayi — Fri, 02 May 2008 07:43:56 +0000

It would be like watching your Dad dancing at a wedding reception disco frightening tbh…

By: Alex

Alex — Fri, 02 May 2008 05:11:34 +0000

..whether the humourous side to is still funny and not risibly embarassing “It’s a manpig, and he’s dressed as a police man!!!, you geddit you geddit?” Certainly I don’t expect it to be po faced, and from what we’ve seen in the teaser that’s clearly not the case, but after 10 years of other companies making better parodies (GTA series) of Americana, DNF might be out of step

They might go all ironic on us.. “we know the pigman joke was lame even back then, look at us doing it anyway.. woo.. hoo..”.. that would be truly frightening.

By: Doug F

Doug F — Thu, 01 May 2008 22:01:44 +0000

people! clearly the forklift is mentioned to reassure us that the developer is keeping the Crate Review System in mind as they develop the game. We all know that the presence of crates in the game is inevitable, but 3D Realms featured the forklift to reassure us that they were taking such things seriously. If there are pallets as well, this has a strong chance of being my GoTY.

By: Kadayi

Kadayi — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:48:49 +0000

I agree with Abides to a degree . I think the real problem DNF faces is not so much whether it’s a decent shooter (I’m sure it will be reasonable), but whether the humourous side to is still funny and not risibly embarassing “It’s a manpig, and he’s dressed as a police man!!!, you geddit you geddit?” Certainly I don’t expect it to be po faced, and from what we’ve seen in the teaser that’s clearly not the case, but after 10 years of other companies making better parodies (GTA series) of Americana, DNF might be out of step.

By: Dinger

Dinger — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:26:56 +0000

Bas, where’s your gratitude? Duke Nukem Forever has provided us with years of amusement. I’ll be sad when the game is released and the fun ends.

By: Bas

Bas — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:21:11 +0000

I hope this game flops, and 3DRealms goes bankrupt. That’ll teach them not to spend 11 years on a game. I’m surprised any publisher would still give them money at the 5 year mark.

By: Chaz

Chaz — Thu, 01 May 2008 13:01:16 +0000

I’ve always wanted an in game kick stool.

Can’t quite make the jump to the top of that big crate? That ledge just frustratingly out of reach? Then the in game kick stool is your friend.