Comments on: Randy Balma: Municipal Abortionist

By: Fashigady

Fashigady — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 12:28:57 +0000

I enjoyed it, but maybe I’m just a masochist.

By: z

Sat, 31 May 2008 02:41:16 +0000

Quality.

By: El Stevo

El Stevo — Tue, 27 May 2008 12:31:21 +0000

The only reason you reported this is because you didn’t have to think of anything for the title of the post. Admit it.

By: Jonathan

Jonathan — Tue, 27 May 2008 01:01:27 +0000

Now, admittedly I’m not a regular flight sim player, Starwing and Crimson Skies is as far as I’ve gone, but the clock in space part is the best simulation of disorientation and nose dive terror I’ve ever played. I had no idea which way was up, I was vanishing into my own exhausts and losing control for a split second was death.

Apart from that section the game was just really annoying.

By: Cycle

Cycle — Tue, 27 May 2008 00:55:50 +0000

SPOILERS

Level 2: You’re Big Ben rocketing through clouds, smashing into satellites and such. It can make you a little dizzy when you occasionally spin uncontrollably.

Level 3: You’re jumping around a low gravity space station filled with floating baby heads, trying to jump on floating orbs around the station. Easier said than done, thanks to the environment, camera and gravity all out to disorientate you.

Level 4: You’re a mutated giant baby head with the eyes of God and mouths for tentacles. Dance music pumps furiously out of your speakers and the background, a cluster of colours, spins wildly and frantically as you hunt down other baby heads and destroy (DEVOUR? MERGE? FREE?) them.

Someone should make a video playthrough.

By: Ixtab

Ixtab — Tue, 27 May 2008 00:33:15 +0000

I feel slightly odd having sat and watched the pretty flashing lights at the end wondering if anything else was going to happen. But for the majority of it I found it fairly dull and not really that amusing. The bus driving bit, the sounds when you crash… I had the volume maybe a bit too high for that bit.

By: Al3xand3r

Al3xand3r — Mon, 26 May 2008 21:08:33 +0000

Clean Asia

By: Sum0

Sum0 — Mon, 26 May 2008 20:47:19 +0000

I am reminded of another game in the “batshit crazy” genre, but I can’t for the life of me remember the name. The graphical style was something along the lines of random MS Paint scribbles, the soundtrack was random noise, the controls were all over the shop but at its core the damn thing actually made some sense. Aarggh, wish I could remember…

By: Alec Meer

Alec Meer — Mon, 26 May 2008 19:52:52 +0000

Me too, if it’s any consolation. I made the dread mistake of having another go at it.

By: Okami

Okami — Mon, 26 May 2008 19:37:01 +0000

For the record: I’m still suffering from mild nausea. Thanks, Mr. Meer, thank you so much…

By: Ohle

Ohle — Mon, 26 May 2008 19:36:54 +0000

My brain is dying, I think. I got past the tentacled-baby mini-game to where the title shows up again… is there more beyond that? Other than a pack of aspirin, that is.

By: Five

Five — Mon, 26 May 2008 19:34:50 +0000

What..but..huh…what?

3rd level spoiler:

Trying to jump off baby faces towards those glowy things, but im not sure what im supposed to do with them.