By Kieron Gillen on June 15th, 2008 at 4:45 pm.
My first Spore child, made before I realised how to actually scale creatures’ flesh. Anyway – as the title will have strongly hinted – the Spore Creature creator is online. Apparently it appeared on EA’s site briefly before being taken down (There’s a placeholder file there now), but people have nabbed it and it’s available on major torrent sites. Such as this one. First impressions? Even with only a quarter of the complete Spore content, it’s an incredible piece of software. More of my first creatures beneath the cut…
Oh – and the immaturity is kicking off gloriously. We applaud things like this, found in QT3′s Spore thread…
Bless.
Oh – everyone feel free to link videos and images of your Spore-creatures in the thread. Let’s see what’s out there.
why is that torrent link the same as ea’s store?
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Aww. I love the little FUCK creature.
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biebu: Fixed.
KG
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These are my first three: Beetledog, Cucumbersome, Bufosaurus.
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Noo! It’s not there… It’s due to come out officially before too long, anyway.
-Edit; Ah, it is now. Ty :D
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Spore off! The Horned Wrangler and the Ghillewock.
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Woo! This is great fun.
Hunglor
Hurhur
Schlongie (yes)
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Pro tip: The .png image file saved in My Documents\My Spore Creations\Creatures contains metadata that allows the creature itself to be recreated in someone else’s copy of the creature creator, provided they copy it to their creatures folder and then open it under the “everything” category within the program.
I’ve been whiling away this afternoon recreating Star Control 2 races within it. So far got an Umgar, Spathi and Yehat together.
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Oh my god, I think I’ve just made the great cthulhu.
Protip: deleting the foot from the legs allows you to do all kinds of appendages.
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WTB: network that doesn’t block the use of torrents.
Failing that, I’ll acquire it tonight whilst at my girlfriends.
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Ditto here Seniath.
Kotaku (edit:) found it on megaupload here:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=xim81wur
Edit:
Also at rapidshare:
http://rapidshare.com/files/122297305/Creature_Creator_Trial.part1.rar
http://rapidshare.com/files/122298355/Creature_Creator_Trial.part2.rar
Don’t kill me if it kills your computer.
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“Kill… me…”
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Punchback image (creature embed image)
Stumpystomp video
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I claim no responsiblity for this. Imagine an entire planet full of them…
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That fuck creature; Vermicious Knid, anyone?
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Fear the might of the Interrobangnicorn.
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The FUCK slug is very cute! And good god that interesting monster you linked to MisterBritish made me laugh very hard. I downloaded the one off of megaupload yesterday, seems to be clean :-).
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Gogojiak, not mine unfortunately.
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Balut over at QT3 created an awesome banana man:
http://www.quartertothree.com/game-talk/showpost.php?p=1376788&postcount=229
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I think some time should be put aside to praise Spore for a few of it’s more mundane facets:
- Very fast loading times
- Alt-tab compatibility
- Small filesize
Maxis, you’ve done a wonderful job.
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That cracked me up MisterBritish. The game hasnt even been released yet and theirs going to be an outcry to ban this filth.
A few of mine http://img264.imageshack.us/my.php?image=creoneeyedmobster067f1afk8.png
http://img174.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cre067f1a8afulyt0.png
http://img370.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cre067f4b5ffulsb2.png
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That FUCK creature’s dance makes it cute enough to send to Cute Overload. Sadly, I don’t think they’d post it. :’(
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More Spore Creatures! It’s pretty versatile already. I predict much of my time wasted.
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Uargh
Gnarf
I almost always end up with something cute..
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Why are these creatures not just humanoids with silly foreheads or big ears? Everyone knows that this is the only possible type of alien.
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STRIIIIDERS!
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/IC_DED_PPL/CRE_Strider-067f5819_sml.jpg
and something i found in my bath
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/IC_DED_PPL/CRE_Srajjololol-067e6e5b_f.jpg
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How do you scale the flesh. FFS. Trust you to leave out the good stuff for a Eurogamer expose.
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Check out my one-eyed monster:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wi9sCH_D78
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Weren’t we PC gamers meant to be more mature than console gamers?
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“STRIIIIDERS!”
Yes please.
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I am now hyped for this game.
Needsmorpointee, the Abominet
Because social interaction is for creatures who don’t have fangs.
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Blobbicky!
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Isn’t this illegal, seeing as they seem to plan to actually SELL this demo software for 10 bucks? Or did I get this all wrong?
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The demo is free, with 1/4 of the options. The full creature creator costs $10.
KG
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to Al3xand3r
No, this is a demo to what they are releasing on tuesday for $10. It’s free.
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Hah, waterchip, that’s fantastic. The physics on….”it”…are quite impressive :P
And the FUCK alien is brilliant too. And the striders. This thing is versatile.
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Ah okay, I see now. Sorry for the misunderstanding. I still find it stupid they want to sell a small part of the full Spore game as a stand alone product… I hope not many people buy it to show them that’s the wrong way to do things but I guess I have too much faith in consumers… If the creature creator is worth 10 bucks then what would the whole game be worth? 100? Also, are they gimpimg the full game by only allowing the creature creator to use that “creature tube” like website or will spore users also be able to make use of that? I hope the latter… Still… Selling demos is just wrong. Creature creator should just be a technology demo of their game, not a sold product… Especially when I have the feeling they’ll milk spore for all its worth anyway, with creature parts expansions and planet types expansions, perhaps even AI behaviour expansions… Bleh… End rant.
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Fist of Armathon, imagine being punched by this chap:
http://img67.imageshack.us/img67/9365/crefistofarmathon067f7bjo6.png
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@ Gap Gen: Humanoid, you say?
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Zoidbergs!
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Sorry guys, looks like Craig from PCG beat you to it. He also made a Big Daddy, the cad!
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Wow, those are all brilliant. Spore is looking to be rather special, even just to see all these things interacting.
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MY BLOOD IS FILLING WITH CONCENTRATED AWESOMENESS
AND ITS AWWWWEEEEESSSSSSSSOOOOMMMEE
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a body builder lol
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e31/ryan13mt/CRE_Il-Builder-067f835b_ful-2.png
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I want to drill a porthole into my skull, so everyone can see the joy inside.
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That is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever done. I can’t wait for the game, though I won’t pay for the whole creature creator.
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Oh, he has reason to look smug.
@Al3xand3r
It says the price of the creature creator will be rebated from the full product for those who purchase it, so I assume it is part of the whole Spore too.
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headcrabs anyone?
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/IC_DED_PPL/CRE_Headcrab-067f9ac8_sml.jpg
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Here are my first 2. My third isn’t uploaded yet.
these are both kinda explained in the videos
Clawpede
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=IvGs6dKWY4g
Tree Faker
http://ie.youtube.com/watch?v=zRkokyw8XQA
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Well that makes it all better K. But given that, what’s the point of selling it in the first place? Why not give it out for free? There must be something for them to make out of the whole thing… Perhaps just market research… Otherwise I see no point in having people fiddle with all this multiple part payment stuff for their game… Unless they hope many people won’t bother figuring out the discounts and so they can make some extra cash? Or what? I just don’t get it.. I’m okay with it since people who want the full game won’t be losing money (I’m waiting for reviews, I have my doubts) but I still just don’t get it…
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I agree that it should be free, as everybody using it is creating content for the game. And without that content, it’s a pretty barren universe. I guess they hope to make a bit of extra cash from the few who buy the creature creator without purchasing the full Spore; I know it would keep my niece entertained on its own, where the full scope of the game may be too daunting.
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-689194118682834081
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Oh dear: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aJY9iAD1rw&NR=1
whyyyy
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Well I guess we know what every half-wit will be posting pictures of from now on.
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Al3xand3r: you must understand games industry don’t follow the other entertainment industries. They have a business plan similar to drug dealers, treating their buyers more like addicts than customers. They alternate between weak and strong products occasionally leaving the market clean so that the monkey starts to scream.
After so many years of hype, they are gonna release the creature creator (the weak product) and people are gonna buy it. Later, they are going to release the strong product.
All I know about videogame industry I learned from The Wire.
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I have no idea why this thing should be free. They’ve spent who knows how many years making this amazing technology, the most impressive bit of all they are letting us all sample while they polish off the rest. What is wrong with this at all? It’s not like we are being ripped off, they are simply offering another product. That is discounted in price off the full game.
Take off your tin-foil hat and enjoy the cool toy they are letting us play with for approcimately the price of a portion of fish and chips.
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Well, that was cool, but I’m bored of it already.
The Spore-porn (sporn?) video linked by MisterBritish is amazing though.
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It doesn’t work for me. I get a “Could not create the Graphics Device. Direct X is unavailable. [1002]” error whenever I try to run it.
I’ve downloaded it three different times, updated my graphics drivers and my Direct X, three times, to no avail.
Any kind, clever soul know what might be afoot? This would rank up with the most horribly frustrating days of computer-related troubles ever >,< .
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Zygorator : Ugh, give a warning before posting Goatse! Oh wait, that was from Spore. The ESRB is going to have a banner year!
McCool : I have no idea what that could be, if other games are working then I would think it HAS to be the software, even though you’ve downloaded it three times. Different sources and different torrents I would presume? Someone cleverer than I might also need to know your graphics card, chipset, motherboard, and if you’re using Vista or XP Service Pack 3, to figure out exactly what’s wrong if that isn’t it.
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This is loads of fun. Looking forward to the final release more than ever. Here are two of my creations:
Formica Erectus, an anthropomorphic ant creature.Pic
Handstander, a creature that walks around on it’s hands. Pic
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This is a brilliant thread. Those sexing humans had me in stitches. Also; some of your giant monster cocks are brill. ;)
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is this Windows only?
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This thread is so funny, imagine what sick stuff you could create with full version :)
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Castration anxiety much?
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The rider K did is very clever, more clever than me. I just tried to add limbs to see if my one legged cactus could fall over.
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Fast direct download link I found after a quick google:
http://www.fragland.net/downloads/SCCTrialSetupexe/16109/
Came down in under 2 minutes here ;-)
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is this Windows only?
Nope, for Macs too!
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The Mac demo isn’t out yet though?
KG
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This thread is pure win! My appetite for Spore has been re-awakened.
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Mind blowing.
To think this is only a small part of the whole game.
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Not to mention it is even only small part of editor only. Imagine the whole game omg we musssst has it! My preciousssss!
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We really need some sort of cock-comparing competition.
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Janusaurus:
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/7871/januswb8.jpg
The Princess Margaret:
http://img382.imageshack.us/img382/4541/madgeuq9.jpg
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anyone with vista got it working?
Just installed it on my work pc only to be informed that I don’t have a compatable DX version.
Not investigated yet.
edit: aha.. if you’re packing a base install of vista business then you’ll need to download and install the DX redist.
Seems spore is DX9 only. Well, the creature creator is anyway.
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When god was hangover he created this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aJY9iAD1rw&NR=1
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Some of these really need to be stamped NSFW…
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I’d say that some of them need to be upgraded to “NSFHV” (not safe for human viewing) ;)
Meet Dublavay http://www.pissheadnerds.com/news.php?readmore=119 :D
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Question:
If Will Wright would have known beforehand that all sorts of phallic creatures would emerge from his creation, would he still have continued?
Addendum: I know that’s probably not possible, but I would like to know the statistical breakdown of how high the percentage of phallic creatures come from the U.S., the UK, continental Europe, Australia, and Korea/Japan.
Would be very interesting, no?
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You can lengthen the spine and move it around but I’ve missed a way to fatten up portions of a creatures body. Can you do that?
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The scaling (of bodyparts and spine) is done via the scrollwheel.
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Datter: Use the scroll wheel. Take a look at the Spore Guide (‘?’ at the bottom left.) It also tells you how to attach limbs to the ends of other limbs, which I couldn’t work out at first.
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I think I have a mission.
I’m going to make the entire cast of Sacrifice.
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The number of penis creatures on Youtube is staggering. I predict in one year 50% of Youtube content will be Spore creatures that are a) giant wangs or b) have giant wangs. Surprised I haven’t seen a vagina one yet =P
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Oh god.
At one point, Spore was going to randomly use other player’s creations to populate your worlds. Are we all going to be up to our elbows in cock monsters?
I mean, I imagine Maxis will have someone trying to go through and remove inappropriate ones, but a) yikes, there’s a terrible job and b) the sheer weight of the cock-hungry masses seems insurmountable at this point.
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One thing I don’t like… it uses your windows username as your identity and you can’t seem to change it.
Bad maxis, bad!
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Ahhh, finally get to explore the universe, only to realise it’s full of cocks. Like a metaphor for life.
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Would they also censor the hidden message of This Majestic Beast?
Okay, I’m evidently having too much fun with this.
Now, chaos demons or tyranids…
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you know, the creation engine reminds me of how zbrush functions.
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Spike
Lucy Monster
Recognise this guy?
This guy’s penis is one of those spitting attachments. Can’t wait to get him in the full game – urination attack!
NSFW DONGZILLA (video) NSFW
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Darkripper & El Stevo > Thanks, will try that tonight. I figured it was something simple I was overlooking.
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Thomas Lawrence: So far as I’ve heard and can figure based on peeking at Maxis’ pre-made creatures, one can ban creatures made by others on a per-case basis. Chances are that you might be able to filter out creatures with certain tags, too.
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I’m hoping there’s a way to turn off the content from the mouth breathing masses altogether. Woe is the snooty hardcore gamer.
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When I downloaded this yesterday I couldn’t register. I still can’t.
Can anyone else? Or have they disabled it until the “proper” release of the demo? I wanna upload my giraffeOCute :(
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Okay, fine. (Not Work Safe)
@Pod
I can’t register either. I’m guessing it’s disabled.
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I’ve put my 3 creations so far up for downloading from my site if anyone wants them :)
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its not disabled as you dont need to register. just close the register window and you will have two options presented to you.
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Matt: We ment in terms of the Sporepedia. Lots of people have already registered and uploaded stuff (just search for “lljk” on the sporepedia to find all the something awful goons work, for instance). They must have stopped it until tomorrow or whenever the proper release is.
I’m uploading a snuggly sporified version of my avatar to youtube as I type this. Woop.
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Venus mantrap
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well, it appears that google is clearing up the mess of the cock monster invasion.
Someone told me that the goatse monster video I had on my site is no longer available.
It’s amazing how fantasy creatures get taken down but brain cell killers such as chris cr*cker remain.
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the worlds nightmare made manifest… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gotm9PY4EVg
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Am I the only one thinking the appendage-title “Mantenna” makes an excellent penis euphemism?
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Hi guys!
I have the same problen McCool does. Any time I try to run the game there appears a message telling “Could not create Graphics Device. Direct X is unaviable. [1002]” but I have installed the latest version of direct X latelly…
If anyone came with any idea I would thank him enormusly. Otherwise, I’ll have to try it in a friend’s house… XD
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I’m having the same problem oto.. my friend told me he thinks it’s a bug with it? and theres nothing you can do about it. but i’ve also heard it can be form your graphics card :S
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uZ4SOdA_zg
A ginormus cock.
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My first Spore child, made before I realised how to actually scale creatures’ flesh.
Hehe, I had the same problem with my first creature, so it ended up looking like it’s made out of sticks:
http://www.bestsporecreature.com/battlestats.php?id=759&photo=759_pic3.jpg
I’m still fond of him!
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