It is the end times.
What do you think? I think it looks almost identical to World of Warcraft.
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An Online Hello from Hello Kitty Online
Posted by Kieron Gillen on September 4th, 2008 at 11:42 am.
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The Onion or some serious institution (it doesn’t really matter, it’d be hilarious anyway) need co create a correlation between the average intellect quotient of this game and World of Warcraft when it’s released. I could almost imagine what the end paper would read like…
Yes, after examining these statistics and immersing myself in both environments first-hand, I can confirm that the inhabitants of Hello Kitty are exponentially more intelligent than those of World of Warcraft, to the power of [insert imaginary number here, because real numbers don’t cut it.
This is conclusive evidence that the most intelligent internet-goers of our civilisation are those infected with the condition colloquially known as “The Ghey”. For the survival of our race, we only really have two options; we can either eradicate all the munchkins not yet infected, or we can initiate a program to ensure they become infected.
I would suggest we begin by changing World of Warcraft to World of
LovecraftCarecraft, in which happy “monsters” give confidence-boosting hugs to the inhabitants of this online environment. Experience would be gained by finding new lands, meeting new people and exclaiming “I wuv you!” at them. Swords and shields would–of course–have to be traded in for milk and cookies.This would take effect within a few generations, and raise the average intelligence curve of our race as a whole. I realise that this will be a race of mixed hippie/commercialist lovebugs, but what’s worse… that or a race of Conroy Bumpus?
There were monsters being thwacked with damage numbers floating up over their heads. IN HELLO KITTY ONLINE! WTF.
“I preffered Hello Kitty Island adventure anways”
Butters. Cute cartoon character, or Prophet!
I want to play this. I really, really want to play this. You all joke, but how can you not have a morbid curiosity about this game? I pray it’s not like Toontown and actually copies several of the hardcore MMO tropes. Can you imagine if there is raiding in this game? Or PvP of some sort? Yeah, think on that. It’ll make your brain shit exploding babies.
Is it wrong if I think this looks kind of fun?
This is what MMOs would look like if the Nazis had won.
That crap is gold, I bet this game will print money for Sanrio…period. I wouldn’t be surprised if rainbows and sparkles shoot out of the box when you open it.
“I wouldn’t be surprised if rainbows and sparkles shoot out of the box when you open it.”
THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!
Oh Gawd. I can see it now
“LFG: Playground of slight doom, need fluffy rabbit, DPS and Dungaree spec ‘d Crayon Master”
Run away!
“GORGEOUS ENVIRONMENTS!”
How did that mischevious penguin ever stomach the muscle to say that? Hahaha.
Also, where the hell is Big Ben?!
I was going to mention that Moscow looked like the Ice Queen’s Palace in fucking Narnia.
I want Stalin Versus Hello Kitty.
I for one welcome our Hello Kitty MMO Overlords…
I hope this game be banned in Germany and Australy
I CAME