Rock, Paper, Shotgun

14/09/2008 at 13:22 Optimaximal says:

I laughed…

14/09/2008 at 13:55 hydra9 says:

Good ol’ Sparky.

14/09/2008 at 14:42 Max says:

Anyone who can kill an archvile with an axe is pretty much totally hardcore.

14/09/2008 at 15:09 Theory says:

Google has the answers, non-nerd.

14/09/2008 at 15:14 mike says:

google sez “Sparky the Fire Dog teaches about fire safety”. Ahh. Thanks, Theory.

14/09/2008 at 15:32 antonymous says:

The bad british weather is expressionist symbolism for the lagging sales of PC games. “Arch-Vile” is the barely concealed sparking idea to promote a monopolized download&drm system, supposedly beating the rain. The gamers who came to party.. you see what happened to them.

14/09/2008 at 16:17 Max says:

I haven’t a clue what you’re all on about (Spore!?), but the Archvile is a Doom II enemy. A badass one.

14/09/2008 at 20:10 Duoae says:

Don’t forget resurrecting fallen enemies as well! His sound files and those of the spiders really used to scare me when playing!

14/09/2008 at 22:58 Will says:

antonymous wins this one.

15/09/2008 at 08:54 Alarik says:

Awesome :) (at first I’ve missed that bubble with ‘bonfire’, so it was a bit confusing – but maybe even funnier).

15/09/2008 at 14:32 Optimaximal says:

Look how down & depressed Pile looks… Is it because they killed Sparky? Or is it just the multiple life sentences he faces in the years ahead for mass manslaughter charges?

YOU DECIDE!

Also: Hedgefund-on-Sea? Is that near Bagshot-on-the-Wirrel?

15/09/2008 at 17:06 ZeeKat says:

Resurrecting bit was the worst. I remember some map, where after wading through hundreds of monsters and killing all of them four archies were released in most distant places. From this point whole thing turned into frantic run in search of the bastards and trying to kill them before they ressurect everything laying on the floor. This has to be one of the most pain-in-the-ass baddies in history of gaming.