I like Jenny McCarthy. I think she’s pretty funny. I remember first seeing her on Singled Out and thinking she was great. My sister loves her pregnancy books. Look, full confession, I even kind of liked her sitcom, Jenny. It was awful, yes, but it seemed to know that. For seventeen episodes. But boy oh boy, does she suck in the clip from Red Alert 3 below.
Gemma Atkinson doesn’t come off much better. I wouldn’t possibly know about this, but the acting seems much like the in-between bits of the awful soft porn they used to show on Bravo after midnight when I was a student… I imagine. At any moment David Dachovny should appear reading a filthy letter to his dog. The sick weirdo.
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RA cutscenes were funny IMO.
RA2 cutscenes were just corny. And embarassing.
Seems that RA3 will continue where RA2 left…
This, sirs, is a uniform fetishists creamy dream come true.
Wow, Gemma “I had a bodged boob job so cant take my bra off” Atkinson’s accent is one of the worst British accents I’ve ever heard.
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I’m sorry but although the various anti-science movements (creationism, alternative medicine, anti-vacination et al) are a very worrying and backwards trend by mentioning indigo children and Red Shoe diaries all I can think of is Jenny having sex with a zombie in a subway with a feral band of homeless men listening in. That is all I can think of. No sir I don’t like it.
I don’t get it. It’s like tease-porn. All lead in, no pay off.
seems like a cheap pull to get old obsessive white guys to buy the game for the cutscenes