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Will Bethesda’s Teeth Fallout?

By Kieron Gillen on October 29th, 2008 at 12:16 pm.

The Cake Is A Cake

As three-quarters of RPS quietly recover from the Thinkosium, this brought a smile to our collective faces as we tried to work out how to remove cheese from the floor our of my oven. In a move which I have to assume will be rejected as another half-baked notion by AIMs, Eidos Montreal send Bethesda a cake to congratulate them on shipping Fallout 3. Bless.

More on the Thinkosium in a bit. In short: THIS WAS A TRIUMPH, etc.

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  1. Meat Circus says:

    They should definitely not let the animation team have a slice.

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  2. Larington says:

    Theres one thing the Thinkosium definately needs:

    More seats/tickets.

    Wish I’d ordered a ticket straight away rather than giving it a few days. :-(

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  3. Bobsy says:

    I guess cake is now the established currency of the games industry? I heartily approve of such deliciousness.

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  4. ChaosSmurf says:

    The title of this post made me want to kill you Kieron.

    *sharpens Knife*

    IN RELATED NEWS – you should have saved that portal song joke until the main post and had the whole thing as the post.

    @Bobsy – even if it isn’t, it bloody well should be.

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  5. ChaosSmurf says:

    “IN RELATED NEWS – you should have saved that portal song joke until the main post and had the whole thing as the post.”

    DELICIOUS GRAMMAR, I HAVE NONE.

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  6. Cataclysm says:

    Totally off topic here, but I wish they would make a Sim Ant 2. They wouldn’t even need to make it greatly 3d. Such a greatly fun 2d little game.

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  7. Draycen says:

    “from the floor our the oven”
    Drunken cheese sandwiches after you got back then eh?

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  8. nabeel says:

    Aw that’s sweet.

    nabeel

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  9. Ging says:

    Awesome, I made it home from the Thinkosium without dying in a ditch or being overly late for work (which I am now making myself late for by writing this, damn!)

    Thoughts on the thinkosium itself will be held until the RPS thoughts are posted (except, you know… “I’m Meat Circus” – “Oh, it’s you!”)

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  10. Gnarl says:

    I second the Sim Ants 2 idea. The cake could cameo.

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  11. cyrenic says:

    To derail this thread even further, there was a great Sim Ant piece over at The Escapist: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/issues/issue_172/5385-A-God-Among-Insects

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  12. Tiago Sá says:

    Neither the animation team or the voice actors should have a piece. Hines should eat the whole thing up. His department is the sole reason it’ll sell.

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  13. I’m making a note here, “huge. success.”?

    C’mon, someone had to finish what you started!

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  14. Catastrophe says:

    ^– Cataclysm

    Thought I’d stick with my usual gaming name; Catastrophe.

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  15. x25killa says:

    Did anyone send Bethesda a nuclear bomb? Oh the irony…

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  16. Jochen Scheisse says:

    I am betting on drunken freezer pizza, upgraded with leftovers.

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  17. Catastrophe says:

    Woah, someone who was blown away by SimAnt as much as me!

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  18. Electric Dragon says:

    At least it’s not from 3D Realms. Their ‘cake’ would probably turn out to be a couple of pictures of a cake, attached to a letter in which they admit that they’re a bit behind on their baking because they’re on to their fourth oven now, and haven’t quite got the recipe right yet, but promise that it will be done “soon”.

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  19. Ergates says:

    as we tried to work out how to remove cheese from the floor our of my oven
    Call me crazy, but have you tried….oven cleaner?

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  20. rob says:

    Other than AOL Instant Messenger, what on earth does AIM stand for?

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  21. StalinsGhost says:

    Solidarity between developers taking much loved licenses and braving the AIM to take things in their own direction maybe? :D

    I do think there’s a lot of similarities between Fallout 3 and Deus Ex 3 on that level anyway :P

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  22. Noc says:

    Is that . . . a JC Vaultboy?

    Good God.

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  23. Feet says:

    Rob: Angry Internet Macaques.

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  24. Dizet Sma says:

    AIM = Angry Internet Man / Men, mayhap?

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  25. eyemessiah says:

    It can’t be JC because JC WAS BLACK.

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  26. Nick says:

    NO HE WAS ASIAN.

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  27. Mine was an albino greek restarant owner!

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  28. ChaosSmurf says:

    “Is that . . . a JC Vaultboy?

    Good God.”
    I hadn’t worked this out until I read it here but it’s the most awesome thing ever.

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  29. How long before we read that Bethesda have tragically been assassinated in a ruthless poison-cake attack?

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  30. Pags says:

    So when DX3 turns out to be rubbish, we’ll know we can blame it on the fact they spent too much time baking and not enough time making.

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  31. Tei says:

    Now that Fallout 3 is released, Is time to create a Total Conversion, adding medieval stuff, like horses, blades, and a underworld. Maybe make so the main character is Dritzz and Is killing Balrogs in the underworld.

    How cool can this be? Drizzt killin Balrogs in the deeps of a Vault.

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  32. Bobsy says:

    Nah, snot JC. It’s that new guy from DX3, Bobby Wettipants or something.

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  33. Gap Gen says:

    So AIMs = Angry Internet Mans?

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  34. yaoffit says:

    fallout 3 is not horrible.

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  35. Fumarole says:

    Kieron, would you say the oven is now a Bloody Mess?

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  36. terry says:

    There should be a law against rendering an image of Bono in icing.

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  37. jonfitt says:

    My American oven cleans itself. Non-self-cleaning ovens are straight out of the 50s.
    Ah, British appliances. I don’t miss their small uselessness.

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