Comments on: Ok. What: Quite Soulless

By: sbs

sbs — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 14:28:51 +0000

Ahaha I forgot how awesome this was.

By: emdeehay

emdeehay — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 15:47:11 +0000

oh my god… oh my god… oh my god…. oh my god.

melt.

oh my god.

By: C0nt1n1uty

C0nt1n1uty — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:18:27 +0000

If monkeys and sweet refreshing crack werent involved in the development i’m going to be dissapointed.

By: Bobsy

Bobsy — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 16:12:13 +0000

The website is absolute nonsensical gold. Here’s a few extracts from the game’s walkthrough:

On the rat use the FATHER’S PICTURE (to conquer the soul of an animal, just like Indian in the blue smoke said). You are transforming to a rat, as a rat, follow the path, you tried to study above.

Go through the tower, and on the dead end platform go right. You will fall out of the tower and understand the time, you were falling (15 sec). After that go back to the tower, inside the tower locate the stretcher on the wheels, take there knife, pills, bottle, USE the BOMB on the STRETCHER. Set the BOMB to 0:15 by pressing left-down-right arrows. Press Space near the STRETCHER.

There is a crack in the glass. USE there the black rock. Talk to man. Go back to the double doors. Go left from the horseshoe looking building, pass on the tower with “0″ sign on it’s top, in the next tower go inside, see the lock and the inscription. Pass on this tower too and on the left in the next tower above the head on Napoleon find the connection console. In inventory look at the paper from the man in the underground jail and remember the phrase Case One.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

YOU FALL IN THE HOLE IN THE END OF THE HORSESHOE!!!

Fuck yes.

By: Bobsy

Bobsy — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:58:38 +0000

Someone’s been taking Second Life a little too seriously.

Best bit: rollercoaster tea trolley.

By: phuzz

phuzz — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 15:47:45 +0000

I can barely cope with the awesomeness of the trailer, I don’t think I could play the game and stay sane.

By: Haradan

Haradan — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 12:01:39 +0000

I downloaded the zoo racer game demo from zoorace.com and Avast says it’s a virus. I guess I won’t be playing it. :(

By: Greyface

Greyface — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 01:11:56 +0000

No, that’s the power of the lord. Not only can he launch horses unharmed out of cannon, he makes your drugs seem paltry by comparison.

That’s faith.

By: Jochen Scheisse

Jochen Scheisse — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:47:12 +0000

I just saw that ZOO RACER GAME MOVIE and I would like to know if my drugs are on drugs.

By: Jochen Scheisse

Jochen Scheisse — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:42:50 +0000

It wasn’t ALL bad…I saw a nice camera angle. But the rest was quite bad.

By: Greyface

Greyface — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 18:00:58 +0000

Lest it be forgotten:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVfV2OzEHwg

Lest.It.Be.Forgotten.

By: Greyface

Greyface — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 17:48:43 +0000

Zoo Race? Oh sweet god, I’d forgotten. Time to bust out the video to drive the bf insane again!

Yay!