Comments on: Battlestations Everyone

By: Jerricho

Jerricho — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:51:58 +0000

So they’ll have to explain it without the use of the internet OR English. I recommend something with crayons.

By: pepper

pepper — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 16:02:38 +0000

John broke the internet… someone is going to have to do some explaining tonight.

By: John Walker

John Walker — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 10:33:42 +0000

Or I broke html.

By: Jerricho

Jerricho — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 10:32:12 +0000

“However, when we’ve mocked such things in the the people responsible have !”

SEE! EA have broken English. It’s borken for the rest of us too now :( Damn then and their evilness

By: John Walker

John Walker — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 10:23:17 +0000

There’s a limit, phuzz. I think it’s already been suitably mocked, and the person who wrote it might be completely lovely.

However, when we’ve mocked such things in the past

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2008/03/07/putting-the-daaaayyaamn-in-damnation/

the people responsible have come forward!

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2008/04/02/damnation-exclusive-artwork-compo-interview/

By: phuzz

phuzz — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 10:07:37 +0000

One of the things I like most about RPS is that you guys can go and ask questions that a gaming mag might not be able to ask. Can you guys find out who wrote that woeful excuse for English and make fun of them publicly?
After all, they’re marketing types, they deserve it.

By: Pod

Pod — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 09:34:10 +0000

I liked the original game… but it only featured about 5 maps :( Got boring, FAST.

By: pepper

pepper — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 08:54:15 +0000

Looks nice, could be fun, il wait for the demo though.

By: Terr

Terr — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 08:47:39 +0000

I'm suprised you all-ish aren't that excited about the game. I thought that the gameplay parts in this developer diary looked pretty cool. The 'blah blah' about the game being so incredibly epic is fast forwardable though.

By: Nick

Nick — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 07:55:25 +0000

If Infinity Ward made it you’d have to keep returning to the same fires in exactly the same places and put them out again and again untill an arbitrary amount of time had passed or you’d turned the game off.

By: Skurmedel

Skurmedel — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 06:07:27 +0000

The bucket chain mini-game sure sounds funnier than watching Ben Affleck having a syringe in his buttock.

By: Mister Yuck

Mister Yuck — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 04:01:59 +0000

Also, I personally killed more Japs in the Pearl Harbor opening mission than died in the war. If developers have to do a Pearl Harbor level it should be an hour of hell and confusion where you don’t even find a gun.

Actually, I like that idea: an hour long mission where you run from objective marker to objective marker trying to find a plane (instead finding a crater) then a ship (which sinks) a carbine (which jams) and finally just a bucket of water. Then two hours of a bucket chain mini-game.

Infinity Ward could pull it off.