Comments on: If I Knew You Were Coming I’d Have Baked A Cake

By: LionsPhil

LionsPhil — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 12:50:00 +0000

Consult the Video Games section---people have been trying to enumerate suitable AIs in gaming for just this kind of thing. Because the Internet demands it.

By: fuzz

fuzz — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 09:06:06 +0000

@Garrett
Daddy? Why were you hurting mummy last night? I hear her screaming….

;)

By: Garrett

Garrett — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 19:53:53 +0000

NSFW? That second image looks more like they are killing each other.

By: thefanciestofpants

thefanciestofpants — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 17:30:50 +0000

Brilliant notion. Imagine a game based on that relationship.

By: Vanderdecken

Vanderdecken — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 15:20:02 +0000

What about a Shodan/GLaDOS/Skynet/HAL/Multivac orgy?

More xkcd… http://xkcd.com/534/. And of course I have to mention this, even if it’s only related by the hovertext: http://xkcd.com/521/

And by own you mean seduce in sizzling A.I. polygonal cuntbumping.

*facepalm*

Ah.

You know, this is quite possibly the geekiest porn related discussion imaginable.

Oh, I don’t know… could be worse. Has anyone found the diamagnetic properties of cunt yet?

*levitates pussy magnet*

*realises that was a straight joke, and resumes mincing*

By: DarthS

DarthS — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 13:14:03 +0000

I’m disappointed, he could have gone a whole other way with this. If GladOS is supposed to be a woman dangling upside down in a straight jacket, why no bondage? Eh?

By: simonkaye

simonkaye — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 11:55:58 +0000

Surely this would make a better sitcom/dramedy? Throw in Icarus/Daedalus from Deus Ex (with a HILARIOUS multiple personality disorder/fatherhood/transhumanism issues) and you’ve got a really strong base cast.

Each episode a different p-p-p-pathetic hacker gets sucked into the power-play. What do you reckon?

By: Muzman

Muzman — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 04:07:54 +0000

Oh and the art’s great too. (yes I didn’t log in yet again. Sorry)
Rule 34 should go in the pile with Poe’s and Godwin’s Laws as once identified it basically requires people to prove it.

Actually who’s up for some God/Hitler?

By: Muzman

Muzman — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 04:04:09 +0000

baf says: "it would have to be GlaDOS vs. SHODAN, fighting for control of the player’s loyalty. " The kicker is that they’re both so far from being able to empathize with humans that I can easily see them fearing each others’ charms. “That bitch!” Shodan would scream. “That temptress and her cake! He’s fallen for her for sure. What can I do to woo him back? I know, I’ll remind him that he’s a worm beneath my feet. Less than a worm! Then he’ll be sorry he ever left me.” Meanwhile GLaDOS would be like “How can I compete with someone as self-assertive as Shodan? I know. I’ll say that she ate all the cake. Then he won’t love her, and he’ll throw her core into an incineration tube. Because that’s what happens to bad people. Then I can say that we’ve located a piece of cake that Shodan couldn’t find and he’ll come back to me.”

Dear lord, this must be in some media or other. It's like Whatever Happened to Baby Jane meets 2001

By: Zed

Zed — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 03:31:27 +0000

Thanks for that link, Theory. I’d forgotten that article.

By: Bret

Bret — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 02:54:45 +0000

Ah.

You know, this is quite possibly the geekiest porn related discussion imaginable.

By: N

Sat, 24 Jan 2009 01:50:57 +0000

And by own you mean seduce in sizzling A.I. polygonal cuntbumping