Gordon Freeman Dumped Alyx On Birthday

By Quintin Smith on February 11th, 2009 at 4:37 pm.

The unhappy couple.

Rock, Paper, Shotgun has uncovered information that suggests sleazy Half-Life star Gordon Freeman did have an affair with Alyx after all. And the cold-hearted scoundrel then broke up with her on her birthday night, at a party attended by her closest friends and family. Friends of Alyx have explained to RPS that the poor girl was devastated, as the bearded so-called “hero” walked out on her without saying a word. She is said to be recovering with her best friend Barney. We’ve contacted Freeman for comment, but so far the heart-breaker has had nothing to say.

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5 Comments »

  1. frenz0rz says:

    Shocking, absolutely shocking.

    I demand that Episode 3 looks to drop Freeman altogether; instead focusing on poor Barney’s clearly desperate struggle out of the bleak abyss that is Alyx’s ‘Friend Zone’. Also, more Combine and stuff.

  2. Conor says:

    This is horrible news! Clear evidence that celebrities must be monitored constantly by angry men in bushes. Disgraceful.

  3. Dreamhacker says:

    Considering how long it’s been (7 YEARS!) shouldn’t it be “sleazy former Half-Life star Gordon Freeman”?

  4. TychoCelchuuu says:

    GORDON CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS TO DO, HE SAVED ME AND 12 OF MY FRIENDS FROM THE COMBINE AT THE TRAIN STATION SO AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED HE’S A PRETTY SWELL DUDE, KIND OF WISH THE REST OF MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS HADN’T DIED IN CITY 17 BUT WHATEVER.

    • Bret says:

      Well, it’s their own fault, sitting around for days while the city burned.

      Awful silly of them.