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Me So Unicorny: Diablo 3 T-shirt Splenditude

Posted by Kieron Gillen on February 19th, 2009 at 4:21 pm.

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I want to say something about Virgins and Unicorns, but... no.

Oh, this is just lovely. We saw on Offworld that following on from the Diablo III: The Rainbow Islands furore last year, the Blizzard chaps are snickering behind the hand. With doctored screens and their own internal T-shirts (Grab via MTV). Which is the design at the top. But, most relevantly, you can now order for your very-ownsome via Nerdy-Ts.

As a note to developers, I’d be all over a Rainbow Islands Versus Diablo game. Just for the record.

EDIT: Just in comments thread, there’s a 20% off code – “NerdyFriend2009″ – which works until Monday.

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70 Comments »

  1. Jacques says:

    Innovation? What’s the point? Thousands of people are still logging onto Battle.net to play the original Diablo 2.

  2. Muzman says:

    Pags pile-on is go!
    I’m kinda curious how Valve’s output, besides where they bought/brought other people’s stuff to call their own/into the fold, constitutes a great deal of innovation either.
    There’s a good ding dong to be had there.

  3. Heliocentric says:

    But meat, nothing compares to starcraft 2.

  4. CryingTheAnnualKingo says:

    Explaining Eraserhead to someone defeats the very purpose of the film. Why does everything have to be explained, rationalized, or otherwise demystified? Learn to live with and love the mysteries of life. If you are still curious, read Walter Chaw’s take:
    http://filmfreakcentral.net/dvdreviews/eraserhead.htm

  5. plant42 says:

    I don’t think mocking your playerbase is a good business decision, but they are rolling in dough from WOW and can probably afford to lose a few people.

    Just keep in mind Blizzard – you’re already getting a bit bloated. A few more years and you’ll be the Microsoft of gaming, unable to churn out anything but costly derivative sequels.

  6. Rich_P says:

    ahahahah

    Not only is the shirt hilarious, but I picture some Diablo fanfolks getting mighty upset.

    They should include the shirts with the Diablo III Collector’s Edition.

  7. Man Raised By Puffins says:

    @ Pags:

    They’ve turned what started as an admittedly bizarre complaint into a money-making tool.

    Unless I’m very much mistaken, the store selling the T-shirts isn’t connected to Blizzard. Their shirts just seem to be based on the internal Blizzard shirts.

  8. Rei Onryou says:

    I’ll see your secret Unicorn level and raise you a “There is no Unicorn level” cheat in SC2.

  9. Funky Badger says:

    plant42: yeah, it must be terrible to make as much money as Microsoft.

    Crying theAnnualThing: thanks for the invite, but I’ve already given Eraserhead too much of my life :-)

  10. Pags says:

    But I get the feeling that you’re one of those people that just hates anything popular.

    I like games that are popular, though only games that are popular for the right reasons. If you want though, you can erase all memory of this comment and remain safe and cosy in your assumptions.

    Unless I’m very much mistaken, the store selling the T-shirts isn’t connected to Blizzard.

    It isn’t? Boy is my face even redder. I assumed it was because otherwise there might be some issues with copyright/trademark/I-don’t-know-what-the-correct-legal-term-is?

  11. Arathain says:

    Blizzard do what they do very well. While they may not have too many new ideas they polish what they make to such a high degree that it raises the standard for the rest of the industry. On the whole, a good thing, I think.

    If I want innovation there are more great titles, especially from the indie sector, than I will ever have time to play. Sometimes I don’t want to be wowed with the new; I just want a really solid, fun game. I tell you, PC gaming has never been better, and Blizzard play their part.

  12. Ghastly says:

    Wow PheMox you do realize the shirt was originally made BY BLIZZARD right? You’ve got to be the biggest idiot I’ve ever seen. Good Job!

  13. Saul says:

    I don’t even like Blizzard games very much, but this is pure awesome. No more need be said.

  14. Okami says:

    One could say that the insane amount of polish and tweaking Blizzard put into their games is innovative enough in an industry where most companies declare gold master status the moment the game stops erasing your entire harddrive everytime you click the middle mouse button.

    I know it has become modern to bash on Blizzard ever since they “sold out” (I’ll never understand how people can accuse any company of “selling out” – it’s like accusing water of beeing wet) by becoming unbelievably successfull, but there’s a rather simple reason for that: they create incredibly good games.

  15. NerdyShirts says:

    We really love the buzz you guys are generating. So much that we thought we’d go ahead and share this sweet coupon code for 20% off!!

    Enter “NerdyFriend2009″ for 20% off your order.

    (The code expires Monday [2/23/09] Tell your friends too!)

  16. Kommissar Nicko says:

    As mentioned by others, I too would be interested to see Blizzard level their gigantic money-cannon at a new idea, rather than a further polishing of the same shit.

  17. BargainBinLaden says:

    @Funky Badger: “Naff as Transformers was it had giant shapeshifting robots, and Megan Fox…”

    My doctor would be grateful if you’d kindly not mention that…film…or the hormonal-teen-boy’s current golden, shining Fap-meat. It’s apparently not good for my blood pressure.

    Meanwhile…Unicrons, er, unicorns with rainbow butt cannon-attacks are AWESOME. I’ve never played a Diablo game but I promise I’ll buy this one if I can play as a Unicorn who shoots rainbows from it’s magical sphincter.

  18. minipixel says:

    I say that the secret level will be the “Secret rainbow level”, because rainbow > unicorn.
    :)

  19. Tyrrin says:

    Are you people stupid?!?!?! You do realize that blizzard sells enough games and has enough subscribers (WoW) that they could buy and start their own damn country, military force and all…

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