By John Walker on March 2nd, 2009 at 3:47 pm.
Here’s one in the eye to people who don’t think games are educational. Don’t Shit Your Pants. It’s a going for a poo challenge, in a text parser adventure, that describes itself as a “survival horror”. You’ll likely quickly realise that finishing the game is not the greatest of challenges. However, what it’s really all about is figuring out all the achievements. Yes indeed, you must think of innovative ways to shit yourself.
It’s the work of Rete, on Kongregate, and is the sort of immature 30 seconds of nonsense that only RPS friend Sam could have found.
02/03/2009 at 15:56 Sam says:
Credit goes to my colleague, Jason.
Just shifting the blame here…
02/03/2009 at 16:01 Smurfy says:
It can be more than thirty seconds if you know how…
02/03/2009 at 16:07 Brother None says:
Pretty funny.
And I got all the awards! A pooper is me!
02/03/2009 at 16:07 Heliocentric says:
You posted this like a week ago then it disapeared.
What contraversy surrounds this?
02/03/2009 at 16:13 Skurmedel says:
Woo, soiled… eh solved it. :)
02/03/2009 at 16:14 FunkyLlama says:
So Mister Walker is wrong when he claims that only Sam could have found it. D:
02/03/2009 at 16:14 Theoban says:
Wait, *don’t* shit your pants? All these years I’ve been doing it wrong. :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
02/03/2009 at 16:17 Bobsy says:
Missed headline opportunity: Soiler Alert
02/03/2009 at 16:23 phil says:
This was also in Friday’s b3ta – they seem to specialise in scatalogical interactive jokes, the buffy swearing keyboard is perhaps the purest example, www2.b3ta.com/buffyswear
02/03/2009 at 16:29 Dzamir says:
I laughed very hard when sitted on the toilet for the first time, i forgot to remove the pants and I shitted my pants :P
02/03/2009 at 16:29 Kitt Basch says:
There’s an extra edge to the game if you play it while actually needing to have a shit.
Best moment: Successfully negotiating the door, using the toilet correctly, then realising I haven’t removed the pants.
02/03/2009 at 16:33 cyrenic says:
Haven’t laughed so hard at something so juvenile in a long time. The little guy’s triumphant pose if you succeed was great.
02/03/2009 at 16:53 monchberter says:
It made me need a poo.
I am now ready for real life. Can i succeed first time…
.. yes!
02/03/2009 at 16:54 mcw says:
How do you get awards 6, 7 and 8 ?
02/03/2009 at 16:58 RichSC says:
6/7: Look in pocket. Take pills. Fart lightly. Wait 45 seconds.
8: Shit the menu screen.
Sadly, this is the most fun I’ve had playing a game for some considerable time.
02/03/2009 at 17:03 El Stevo says:
Since I played this on Friday 6 and 7 (and maybe 8) have been changed to make them a bit more obvious.
02/03/2009 at 17:16 El Stevo says:
Actually, I’m talking bollocks. It’s just I’d already done all the awards so the text was displayed rather than being ???. Duh.
02/03/2009 at 17:40 Gap Gen says:
Yeah, finished it. Se-poo-ku was annoying me until I realised how obvious it was.
Need poo now.
02/03/2009 at 18:11 Anarki says:
rofl.mao.
I’d read the description, I knew the objective, but when I started the game I couldn’t help but type “Shit my pants” for my first action. Almost actually shit my pants laughing.
edit: ok the best one has to be when you type “dont shit” and it says “You shit your pants anyway!”
02/03/2009 at 18:49 Pace says:
I think phil deserves a special poo achievement for deployment of the word ‘scatological’.
02/03/2009 at 19:03 IdleHands says:
Purile and completely childish game, I had immense fun with it :D
@Dzamir
Exact same thing happened to me, in game not in real life (honest!).
02/03/2009 at 19:13 FernandoDANTE says:
HOW do I open the door?
02/03/2009 at 19:19 Davee says:
@FernandoDANTE: You pull it.
Now HOW do you gain the Sep-poo-ku award?
02/03/2009 at 19:19 FernandoDANTE says:
K, got it
02/03/2009 at 19:20 FernandoDANTE says:
@Davee
KILL
02/03/2009 at 19:45 Davee says:
Woohoo! I’m Shit King! Great game.
02/03/2009 at 21:53 Pidesco says:
This is really awesomely brilliant. The first time I got on the loo, I forgot to take off the pants. Hilarity ensued.
02/03/2009 at 22:04 Sum0 says:
“look at hair”
03/03/2009 at 08:15 VeggiePirate says:
Bonus ending: take off your pants before dying.
03/03/2009 at 16:06 The LxR says:
This made me laugh :) Awesome game )
03/03/2009 at 21:50 sinister agent says:
I spent much of this afternoon transcribing Georgian legal documents, and can only hope that nobody in the room suspected that inside, I was struggling to contain my laughter as I recalled the blocky image of a balding man crapping on the floor and raising his arms in triumph. Damn you, RPS.
04/03/2009 at 13:14 peter says:
Unbelievably awesome.
02/04/2009 at 16:26 Ray says:
I punched the door and shitted myself! Yay! No awards for that though