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The Dance Commander: Stalin Vs. Martians Trailer

Posted by Kieron Gillen on March 7th, 2009 at 10:54 am.

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He does. He's famous for it.

Man Raised by Puffins tells us there’s a Stalin Vs. Martians trailer. There is. It’s beneath the cut.

Gosh.

I’ve gone well past the point where I care whether it’s any good or not. It doesn’t matter.

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58 Comments »

  1. Matt says:

    Is there anything Russian dev studios can’t achieve?

    @Pijama: I was thinking similar things. Against this trailer, RA3 is but a child.

  2. Baris says:

    Holy Shizzle McDizzle, I am so moving to Russia once I get my degree.

  3. Rogue says:

    And that’s why they call it a Communist party!

  4. Larington says:

    @pewpew: Ouch.

    Ontopic: Yeah, think they’ve been inspired by Red Alert 3 here. I don’t mind, at all.

  5. DMcCool says:

    !!!!!!!!!ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!
    Stalin’s dance animations are the same ones used by the dancers in Morrowind. I’m so, so, very scared.

  6. Bhazor says:

    This video created a strange feeling inside of my brain and body.

    It’s going to be dreadful. I’m not going to care.

    Be interesting to see whether there’s enough quirk here to pull a Kings Bounty.

  7. COOL says:

    THIS WAS REALLY FUNNY, I ALMOST DIED

  8. VNIMANIE, KOMRADES! says:

    STALIN IS WATCHING YOU. IF YOU DON”T BUY THIS GAME, HE WILL PWN YOU WITH HIS COOL DANCING MOVES

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