Man Raised by Puffins tells us there’s a Stalin Vs. Martians trailer. There is. It’s beneath the cut.
Gosh.
I’ve gone well past the point where I care whether it’s any good or not. It doesn’t matter.
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Posted by Kieron Gillen on March 7th, 2009 at 10:54 am.
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Other than a comatose framerate, the game looks quite entertaining. Stalin’s got moves
…
Wow.
Now… this one contains more in-game images that others teaser videos. I would download a demo of this game if contais this very music. ( The original command conquer let you choose what music to play, I hope we are not going downhill in the RTS genre)
I’m coming to your house…
SOON
I know what I want and I want it… NOW!
( Awesome trailer, amazing creatures, I hope the clumsy framerate was an attempt to synch it with the music though. )
Incredible.
Springtime for Stalin.
I’m going to try some of those moves out next time I hit the club.
That made me silently giggle like an idiot on a late Saturday morning. Everything about that was hilarious. I bet real Stalin wouldn’t like that oneeee bit!
Wat?
Pushing the envelope
Russian big shots really like to dance, right?
Stalin’s Gulag Dance Party!
Am I still asleep?
I want to play it, I really do, but I can’t. I feel genuinely bad for passing on what will no doubt be an outstanding gaming experience (based on the number and degree of positive reactions I’ve encountered), particuarly as it’s a game in danger of being overlooked, due to the other, excellent, more widely known RTS’s being released at the same time.
I even have a great deal of interest in the time period (I’m clearly not alone, or even unique in that), and reguarly read some of the more interesting commentary and other factual writings on the subject.
That all doesn’t matter though. I just…can’t. Not another WW2 Stalinist Martian game.
This is the most beautiful thing ever.
The game better have its cutscenes/mission briefings/whatever in a similar style.
…I think I might as well just apologise for writing the original version of that comment. I seem to have unintentionally, really annoyed some people.
Stalin is awesome.
1:08 is most incredible. I never knew Stalin had it in him.
What a fox.
I usually don’t comment in here (don’t ask why, I don’t know either), but this time I had to do it because Stalin rocked my world! :P
Besides that… the game looks kinda lame :\
Dance Dance Revolution!
my testicles tremble with anticipation
what a crying shame
both the looks and the concept
Now this is a good trailer :D
Stalin was a fun guy to just hang around with.
One the most epic trailers I’ve ever seen.
Oh my.
The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one.
Man this trailer brings in a whole new level of weirdness and awesomeness combined.
I think I dreamed this last night.
“Ula!”?
command and conquer on mescaline?
Everyone thought that. Everyone but Stalin, that is.
ALL BOW TO THE DANCING SAVIOR!
“There will come a time when my work shall not be subject to this Stalinesque censorship. Then I know exactly what I’m going to do…”
“Stalin was a fun guy to just hang around with.”
Until he got convinced you were a traitor and had you killed.
Did I see the Little Green Men from Toy Story 2 there? I never imagined they would try to invade Soviet Russia.
But what is it with the framerate? I really do hope for the developer’s sake that it was a result of running Fraps or something.
War Of The Worlds could have been so very, very different.
There’s great dance move there where it looks like a whole bunch of cockroaches ran up his sleeves.
So we’ve got dancing Stalin now. Elsewhere tiptoeing tanks and bazooka air guitar.
Is Russia just completely mad these days?
WANT
Must…buy…silly…game….
I just HAVE to own this game. I also want to know HOW much vodka was consumed in its creation. Seriously. :D
This is a must purchase, purely due to the trailer.
DO WANT.
I am going to buy this game a hundred times.
Dawn of War III had better step it up… LITERALLY.
LOLS! @ BeamSplashX
Dance, Dance Force Commander! Or perhaps Disco Farseer!
my girlfriend cheated on me today.
this made up for it.
The wallpaper images on the official site are possibly more ridiculous than the trailer is. And the game concept sounds incredibly awesome.
There is one thing only that can be said here:
Take that, Red Alert 3 devs.
I only hope the in-game stalin has these moves. Apparently there will be a stalin unit who is fifty feet tall, just like in real life!