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Battlestations Pacific Demo

By John Walker on April 30th, 2009.

Why spoil a nice sunset with a war against the Japanese?

Eidos’ Battlestations Pacific is due some time next month, but the demo is out already. In it you get to play shooty-bangs with both boats and planes in a short mission, as well as a couple of skirmish games that I couldn’t make head nor tail of. 1.23GB of it, and very pretty it is too.

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Borderlands: Controversial Screenshot Gallery

By Alec Meer on April 30th, 2009.

We got our first look at the internet-dividing redesign of Gearbox’s open-world shooty/drivey game a couple of weeks back, and now the venting’s mostly out of the way (because it is out of the way isn’t it, shouty men?), we can all enjoy a whole host of screens. Personally, I think it’s looking pretty bloody spectacular, and a blessed relief from what’s threatening to become a homogenous look for shooters. Also: LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT THING. Er, that thing beneath the cut, I mean.
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Hands On: Call Of Juarez: Bound In Blood

By Jim Rossignol on April 30th, 2009.


This week I had a chance to play through the first few levels of an unfinished build of Call Of Juarez: Bound In Blood. My impressions of the forthcoming cowboy gunslinger meander hazily in the sunset below. (Cut to: distant jangle of campfire guitar on the prairie…)
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Glum Buster

By Alec Meer on April 30th, 2009.

Ethereal indie platforming/puzzling/adventuring ahoy, in this strangely, sedately beautiful thing. It’s a game of exploration, occasionally stating necessary controls but never your objectives – those you work out for yourself. Every once in a while, it’ll throw in an elegant curveball, totally altering your abilities, your obstacles, your environments and whether or not you’re riding on the back of a giant grasshopper.
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Game Over: A Message For 2K Australia

By Kieron Gillen on April 30th, 2009.

When I quit RPS I'll just punch John in the balls and steal his stuff.

Aw, bless. Jarrad Woods of 2K Australia (i.e. Irrational AU) is now Jarrad Woods Ex-2K Australia (i.e. Ex-Irrational AU). And to actually inform his employers of this change of status, he did a somewhat novel resignation letter in the form of a videogame. You have to applaud. I mean, really, you have to. We just passed a law. He’s going to make the move to full time indie development – which we look forward to the fruits of, not just because of the stylish farewell – but because he’s also the creator of previous RPS-fave ROM CHECK FAIL. Good luck, sir.

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Snow Joke: New Cryostasis Demo

By Jim Rossignol on April 30th, 2009.


Creepy, clunky Cryostasis now has a proper demo, and it’s available here for a modest 1.1 of your gigabytes. The demo seems to be somehow connected to Nvidia drivers or somesuch technical promotion. I believe it contains the initial chapter of the survival-horror FPS, which is okay, but not great, as I outlined in this Eurogamer review.

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Grey (Consumers) Matter: Brain Exercise

By Kieron Gillen on April 30th, 2009.


Yes, playing the demo of Brain Exercise with Dr. Kawashima first thing in the morning was probably a bad idea. You’ll be aware of DS-sensation Brain Training. Well, this is the neuroscientist behind it presenting another series of exercises which give you super-brains (apparently). It’s a tiny demo, both in terms of content (it’s a quick “how old is your brain” test which is clearly designed to make you think “fuck – my brain’s failing! Better buy the game for a work-out”) and size (a mere 2.2Mb. So small that WorthPlaying presumed it was a typo and listed it as 22Mb). That 56 was my first go. I tried again and did even worse. This is probably a sign for more caffeine, I suspect.

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Death March: Dawn Of War II Soundtrack For Free

By Alec Meer on April 30th, 2009.

Well, this is terribly gracious. The complete score for Relic’s divisive RTS sequel can now be had for no pennies. I can’t say it struck me as either wonderful or terrible whilst I played the game, but the track names are certainly spectacular – f’rinstance “There Is Only War“, “They Come In Waves And We Push Them Back” and – oh yes – “Show Me What Passes For Music Among Your Misbegotten Kind“. The world would be a better place if all songs were called that, frankly.
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RPS Vs Mezmer: Stalin Vs Martians Impressions

By Kieron Gillen on April 29th, 2009.

So. Stalin Versus Martians has been released. I thought I’d have a quick crack at the full code and bring back some initial thoughts on the Eastern front. Initial and probably final, as I strongly suspected I’d never go back there. Because… well, it was clear it was going to be absolutely terrible.

Or was it?
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At Last: King’s Bounty On Steam

By Alec Meer on April 29th, 2009.

We try to steer clear of rote “game x now available on Steam/Impulse/etc” posts, but we make an exception for special occasions like this. RPG-strategy wonder King’s Bounty: The Legend has been one of RPS’ cause celebres for some time now, and also something of a cult favourite for those who adore this old platform we call the PeeCee. That it wasn’t available on what’s arguably the world’s leading digital distribution service was proper weird – perhaps even tragic. In five days, it finally will be.
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Street Fighter IV: Hello, Yes, Still Here

By Alec Meer on April 29th, 2009.

The months since the latest iteration of the evergreen fighting series appeared on filthy console grow longer, and still there’s no sign of a release date for the much-anticipaterooed PC version. Let’s hope it’s a sign Capcom are really committed to getting it right. What we do now have, however, is word on some PC-exclusive new features…
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