My Brute has been nagging at the corners of my consciousness for a while now, but it was Simon Parkin who finally made me play. It’s basically a perversely compulsive cross between Progress Quest and a Pyramid Scheme. You create your brute and then challenge people to fights, going up levels. You also gain XP by getting other people to join, which brings the Pyramid scheme into play. Simon noted that it seemed to be yet more proof that my old line about gaming’s dark secret being that occasionally just seeing a number going up being enough. Worryingly true. Its hyper-cute art style’s another boon. It’s easier to see than actually explain, so go play. You’ll totally beat my Violent Trevor. Despite being level 5, she hasn’t got a weapon yet. Pah.
Yes, this an experiment to see how many pupils posting a link to my brute on a biggish PC games site can get me. And because this has made me hit level 10, you can join the RPS clan! (EDIT: CLAN FILLED! SOMEONE ELSE START ONE) Clearly, post your brute’s name in the comment thread so everyone can fight everyone else.
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http://friendgaru.mybrute.com/
Nearly defeated ViolentTrevor… next time, Gadget!
http://cheriss.mybrute.com/
Is it just me or does clicking on the “join the clan” link require a password that I do not have?
This is destroying work productivity, haha.
@InVinoVeritas Yes – I think that’s ViolentTrevor’s team details, to join I went to the join a clan page in my cell and found clan RPSYFIGHTERS!
http://mintsauce.mybrute.com
my FU is week, great find!
http://stacippa.mybrute.com
Wow, that axe is pretty mean. I won against a lvl 8 brute.
ok wow…got perfect against evil-ozz…like 4 dodges in a row o.0
:O out of curiosity, in the character generator thing i began to type in different gender specific organs and body parts. To my surprise, the ‘brute’ generated matched exactly to the presumed gender of the genitalia etc. Worrying. Does this only happen for me?
http://marvelza.mybrute.com/fight/11842003
http://scheol.mybrute.com
My first fight, and I beat Trevor! I’m a natural.
The clan is full, by the way :(
http://the-gostak.mybrute.com
Got it, thanks Sarble.
http://barry-feet.mybrute.com
Awesome, I had full speed at level 1 baby. I’M JACKIE CHAN!
meh… that worked well…
http://noerart.mybrute.com
Clan is full now :(
http://yeah-dirk.mybrute.com
What I am now dubbing “the Testicles of Death” proved to be my downfall many, many times.
Why bother when you can be part of the 120th ranked clan, Plane Tickets Bitch
Also, my trident weighs a ton.
http://baby-arm.mybrute.com/
This game is kind of stupid in it’s amazing-ness.
http://grinnock.mybrute.com/
I like their other game, Alphabounce more.
http://catcher.mybrute.com
She’s getting pretty good…still need a lot of lvls tho
http://grizzlyfuzz.mybrute.com
This is more fun than it has the right to be, really.
http://vaguegrant.mybrute.com/
Won them all so far.
http://cyrenical.mybrute.com
I am teh suck.
http://18rabbit.mybrute.com
The RPS clan is full already. :sadface:
A peril most yellow!
http://yellow-peril.mybrute.com
I blame the Fu Manchu, you can’t possibly NOT be racist with *that* popping up.
Angsty Punctuation seems to get pummeled pretty regularly.
http://brosekiah.mybrute.com
Yay! Level 4!
This really shouldn’t be fun.
http://ezpickins.mybrute.com
Aww, clan’s full already.
http://Gus-Grand.mybrute.com
Seriously, why are there no fat brutes? *cries*
ViolentTrevor with a hammer is serious business…
http://aphotique.mybrute.com
ViolentTrevor is gonna climb ranks quickly from now on, huh? Already up 3 levels since I first checked…
http://fruitfulloins.mybrute.com
Not if everybody helps me level my character with the *mysterious* name that can’t be tracked back to me at all:
Lim_Dul
http://limdul.mybrute.com/
;-)
http://fartdoorknocker.mybrute.com if you want an easy battle
Seriously, 274 pupils, your dojo is HUGE! XD
I saw someone with over 7000 pupils, so I guess it’s all relative!
I have one, and that’s also me ;(
http://ker-wallop.mybrute.com
http://the-gnarl.mybrute.com
And surely some one should start a different clan in the name of one of the other sute-running gents. To see which one is best.
Someone other than me should do this, as I will probably forget about this game tomorrow.
http://gojirblaster.mybrute.com/
http://eldoopoodle.mybrute.com
http://valarauka.mybrute.com
Have at it!
Give Mirala a go
http://mirala.mybrute.com
(I think im ready to take on Violent Trevor myself) <3
lmao. Bad doggie! gojirblaster, that was just unfair :p
http://valarauka.mybrute.com/fight/12658177
otoh, I got a bitchin’ mace that let me win most of my other fights…
http://ryablo.mybrute.com/cellule
Won all my fights except with Violent Trevor. I’m a battle master.
http://arathain.mybrute.com
Of course. You’ll never take me! (except when you do)
http://disgruntled-hobo.mybrute.com
He may not be strong, but he’s a fast little bastard.
http://brutus-brutitis.mybrute.com
lets fighttt
I don’t think it likes me. I lost every one of my fights. When I levelled, my hit points went down. Everyone has better stats and kit than I do.