By Kieron Gillen on April 16th, 2009 at 7:48 pm.

This is about as pointless as an RPS post has ever got, but possibly amusing. I did a My Brute post last week which lead to everyone joining as my character’s student. Which leads to my in-game dojo looking like this. I recommend clicking the link so you can see the computer have a little think as it fills in the 700-odd followers. That’s you guys. Awesome! Er… always room for more though.


Wow that is mind blowing man! I wonder how the lucky 9 in the front row get choosen lol.
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They’re the last 9 who’ve joined, I believe.
KG
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http://invalid-dominus.mybrute.com
you’ve got a new pupil :P I think the great thing about this is that it is VERY Simple all you gotta do is watch. Also my work hasn’t blocked the website yet, so yah ;)
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I’m always looking for more pupils, and your dojo is a little cramped.
Mine, on the other hand, has lots of space, direct transport links and free membership, this month only!
http://skurno.mybrute.com
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What is to stop you from filling your own Dojo with a hundred people? lol Who needs Demigod when you’ve got this I ask? Sadly my guy looks like a mexican drug lord/punk kung fu master.
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Forum thread.
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i love this game, possibly too much. but man, those hammers are *bullshit*. one-hit kills are the devil’s tools. (as further evidenced by spies and snipers, also demon spawn)
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This game is a good guage of how much influence you have over the people you know. If they won’t even click a link and type in a name and hit a button when you ask them to what good are they as friends any way ? :P
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Is anyone high level enough to start a RPS B-team yet?
Also, how the hell do I stop gaining agility? Or is agility all the game things girls should be allowed to have?
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It’s all random as far as I can tell. My guy has low agility but 9 strength at level 3. I was thinking the same thing about having an RPS B team. It is kind sad you can only have 50 people in a clan. It’d be awesome to have a 700 strong clan.
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Ha, ha – still open to new pupils with this sucky character:
http://limdul.mybrute.com/
And a totally random one which turned out pretty good in the end. ^^
http://fgljdfjgkdsg.mybrute.com/
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Fear does not exist in this Dojo, does it?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNFeGcZw2uA
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Perhaps a clan of clans?
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It seems having a high strength is good, a lot of people have attacked me and failed recently :) The only guy to beat me had a strength of 2 but he had a lot of weaponry for a level 3 lol.
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I hate this “game”, since all you can do to lvl up is gain referrals all the forums get spammed with links to the ppls` charachters. Also its totally random.
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Kieron’s influence never ceases to amaze. I’ll join the bandwagon eventually…
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It only takes a few seconds to make a character so you might as well join the band wagon now :P Strange I don’t always get exp when someone joins as my pupil and I’m not getting any exp when my pupils level up like Kieron was, strange O.o
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I’m just saddened that even at a game where you don’t choose or do anything I still suck.
And that it’s basically a case of there being 7 utterly average skills or abilities to every one super-kickass one.
I’m still oddly addicted, having said all that.
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Bandwagon, GO – http://fatratuk.mybrute.com/
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http://cncplyr.mybrute.com/ :D fight me fight me fight me :D
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http://quietinternetman.mybrute.com/cellule
I was originally called ‘AngryInternetMan’, but when ‘QuietInternetMan’ beat him even though Quiety was only level, I switched “mains”.
Strangely satisfying?!
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Oh wholesale pail of fail whale! Link: http://quietinternetman.mybrute.com/
Where did that 30-minute comment “drying time” go?
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I will not fall in this!
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Oookay.
http://GenerousNinja.mybrute.com/ just joined.
Why did I do this?
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So..
http://norskov.mybrute.com
Perfect waste of time..
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http://slagcracka.mybrute.com/
I am currently undefeated, love this malarky
put your best brute up against me, bettcha won’t win…
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USE THE FORUM THREAD FOR LINK SPAM: http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/forum/pc/mybrute/#p10223
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^ That comment right there by Jim is why I hate this kind of game, it’s just loads of link spam where those who have the biggest pool of people to draw from win. Especially gets my goat if it’s a competitive one with a prize for the overall winner, it’s less a gaming competition and more a popularity contest of which those who are not internet famous have no chance. May as well be awarding prizes to the website which uses the most bandwidth in a month.
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^^
“May as well be awarding prizes to the website which uses the most bandwidth in a month.”
Or write the best bot. I was tempted to write a bot to artifially raise my own brute.
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Why Kieron, you look so fetching in shorts.
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That hammer sucks! I want it!
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It’s like pyramid selling.
Actually reminds me of battle fairys many years ago.
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So, I actually joined. Hrm, and my character didn’t even do that bad in his first fights.
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Kieron, I did a “Who do you think you are” and traced you ancestors. Your bloodlines lead back to this person: http://asuka.mybrute.com/cellule
Just thought you’d like to know
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http://consolecmd.mybrute.com Pupil me plz
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http://lb-legend.mybrute.com
I’m a newbie but I got a bear!:D
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http://siller-02.mybrute.com
Try to win on im ty ^^
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http://sosyska.mybrute.com/
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http”//bombamon.mybrute.com
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become a pupil please y’all
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http://m-freeze.mybrute.com
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http://sshy.mybrute.com
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http://secmoe.mybrute.com
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which is the name of the bot you are using?
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http://FightToEat.mybrute.com
Try to beat it :)
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http://akarra.mybrute.com
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http://kaumma.mybrute.com
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http://undrin999.mybrute.com i ned pupils help me :D :D
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If you want a bear and a wolf create a new char and fight me, then get to level 3!! My Link is below
http://irfmanz.mybrute.com
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Woo, I managed to make pupil 1000, totally by accident!
Everyone go beat up BeingOppressed!
http://beingoppressed.mybrute.com
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http://thaw0mp.mybrute.com
http://thaw0mp.mybrute.com
http://thaw0mp.mybrute.com
i think we should get along and put down our weapons…
http://thaw0mp.mybrute.com
http://thaw0mp.mybrute.com
http://thaw0mp.mybrute.com
…later >:D
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chorkpop.mybrute.com
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http://xnaerokx.mybrute.com pupil me ill pupil u
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http://the-attic.mybrute.com – i’ll pupil everyone who pupil me! :-)
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