My Brute: The RPS Dojo

By Kieron Gillen on April 16th, 2009 at 7:48 pm.

You're probably the one at the back. Natch.

This is about as pointless as an RPS post has ever got, but possibly amusing. I did a My Brute post last week which lead to everyone joining as my character’s student. Which leads to my in-game dojo looking like this. I recommend clicking the link so you can see the computer have a little think as it fills in the 700-odd followers. That’s you guys. Awesome! Er… always room for more though.

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56 Comments »

  1. Serondal says:

    Wow that is mind blowing man! I wonder how the lucky 9 in the front row get choosen lol.

  2. Kieron Gillen says:

    They’re the last 9 who’ve joined, I believe.

    KG

  3. Serondal says:

    http://invalid-dominus.mybrute.com

    you’ve got a new pupil :P I think the great thing about this is that it is VERY Simple all you gotta do is watch. Also my work hasn’t blocked the website yet, so yah ;)

  4. Fat says:

    I’m always looking for more pupils, and your dojo is a little cramped.

    Mine, on the other hand, has lots of space, direct transport links and free membership, this month only!

    http://skurno.mybrute.com

  5. Serondal says:

    What is to stop you from filling your own Dojo with a hundred people? lol Who needs Demigod when you’ve got this I ask? Sadly my guy looks like a mexican drug lord/punk kung fu master.

  6. notarobot says:

    i love this game, possibly too much. but man, those hammers are *bullshit*. one-hit kills are the devil’s tools. (as further evidenced by spies and snipers, also demon spawn)

  7. Serondal says:

    This game is a good guage of how much influence you have over the people you know. If they won’t even click a link and type in a name and hit a button when you ask them to what good are they as friends any way ? :P

  8. FhnuZoag says:

    Is anyone high level enough to start a RPS B-team yet?

    Also, how the hell do I stop gaining agility? Or is agility all the game things girls should be allowed to have?

  9. Serondal says:

    It’s all random as far as I can tell. My guy has low agility but 9 strength at level 3. I was thinking the same thing about having an RPS B team. It is kind sad you can only have 50 people in a clan. It’d be awesome to have a 700 strong clan.

  10. Lim-Dul says:

    Ha, ha – still open to new pupils with this sucky character:
    http://limdul.mybrute.com/

    And a totally random one which turned out pretty good in the end. ^^
    http://fgljdfjgkdsg.mybrute.com/

  11. Nick says:

    Fear does not exist in this Dojo, does it?

  12. Dizet Sma says:

    Perhaps a clan of clans?

  13. Serondal says:

    It seems having a high strength is good, a lot of people have attacked me and failed recently :) The only guy to beat me had a strength of 2 but he had a lot of weaponry for a level 3 lol.

  14. Spd from Russia says:

    I hate this “game”, since all you can do to lvl up is gain referrals all the forums get spammed with links to the ppls` charachters. Also its totally random.

  15. Rei Onryou says:

    Kieron’s influence never ceases to amaze. I’ll join the bandwagon eventually…

  16. Serondal says:

    It only takes a few seconds to make a character so you might as well join the band wagon now :P Strange I don’t always get exp when someone joins as my pupil and I’m not getting any exp when my pupils level up like Kieron was, strange O.o

  17. Ian says:

    I’m just saddened that even at a game where you don’t choose or do anything I still suck.

    And that it’s basically a case of there being 7 utterly average skills or abilities to every one super-kickass one.

    I’m still oddly addicted, having said all that.

  18. cncplyr says:

    http://cncplyr.mybrute.com/ :D fight me fight me fight me :D

  19. Will says:

    http://quietinternetman.mybrute.com/cellule

    I was originally called ‘AngryInternetMan’, but when ‘QuietInternetMan’ beat him even though Quiety was only level, I switched “mains”.

    Strangely satisfying?!

  20. Will says:

    Oh wholesale pail of fail whale! Link: http://quietinternetman.mybrute.com/

    Where did that 30-minute comment “drying time” go?

  21. FrenchLick Springs says:

    I will not fall in this!

  22. Arnulf says:

    Oookay.

    http://GenerousNinja.mybrute.com/ just joined.

    Why did I do this?

  23. Norskov says:

    So..

    http://norskov.mybrute.com

    Perfect waste of time..

  24. Craigo says:

    http://slagcracka.mybrute.com/
    I am currently undefeated, love this malarky
    put your best brute up against me, bettcha won’t win…

  25. Malagate says:

    ^ That comment right there by Jim is why I hate this kind of game, it’s just loads of link spam where those who have the biggest pool of people to draw from win. Especially gets my goat if it’s a competitive one with a prize for the overall winner, it’s less a gaming competition and more a popularity contest of which those who are not internet famous have no chance. May as well be awarding prizes to the website which uses the most bandwidth in a month.

  26. Tei says:

    ^^
    “May as well be awarding prizes to the website which uses the most bandwidth in a month.”
    Or write the best bot. I was tempted to write a bot to artifially raise my own brute.

  27. Bhazor says:

    Why Kieron, you look so fetching in shorts.

  28. Serondal says:

    That hammer sucks! I want it!

  29. Nick says:

    It’s like pyramid selling.

    Actually reminds me of battle fairys many years ago.

  30. Hmm-hmm. says:

    So, I actually joined. Hrm, and my character didn’t even do that bad in his first fights.

  31. Jubaal says:

    Kieron, I did a “Who do you think you are” and traced you ancestors. Your bloodlines lead back to this person: http://asuka.mybrute.com/cellule

    Just thought you’d like to know

  32. LB DyAbLo says:

    http://lb-legend.mybrute.com

    I’m a newbie but I got a bear!:D

  33. Sill3r says:

    http://siller-02.mybrute.com

    Try to win on im ty ^^

  34. Nick says:

    http”//bombamon.mybrute.com

  35. Nick says:

    become a pupil please y’all

  36. somebody says:

    which is the name of the bot you are using?

  37. YoMaMa says:

    http://FightToEat.mybrute.com

    Try to beat it :)