CRUSH THE CASTLE! That’s an order, you. What a fun title. I’d type more eloquent and useful things, except my right hand has swollen up like a balloon – seriously, it’s red and puffy and deeply weird. It’s hard to type properly. I’ve put the symptoms into WebMD, and there’s only one suggested ailment: I’m pregnant. So with this rather shocking news, I leave you to play this really rather fabby Flash game which involves throwing rocks at castle-dwelling folk until they all get squished. Perhaps a little too easy, but you can design your own levels too, and you should totally share the best ones with all the other children, below.