By Alec Meer on May 17th, 2009 at 3:18 pm.
Inspired by my recent plea for Zeno Clash/Garry’s Mod mash-ups, veteran RPS reader Dartt revisits his own past glory to delightfully strange effect. A bigger version awaits you upon a click. The tragic absence of Tall-Nut aside, most excellent work, sir.




17/05/2009 at 15:28 LewieP says:
Seems to be in a spot of trouble there, lots of Zombies in the pool.
17/05/2009 at 15:35 solipsistnation says:
The photo of Father-Mother and Ghat really makes it.
17/05/2009 at 15:40 ...hmm... says:
rofl. dont let them eat your fruits!
17/05/2009 at 16:10 Ploddish says:
A post just for Dartt? I approve. More posts should be Dartt related. In fact, I propose today Dartt-post day. Get blogging, RPSers. And on the matter of Days, happy Norwegian Constitution Day!
17/05/2009 at 16:14 dartt says:
Just doing my job, ma’am.
17/05/2009 at 16:14 Je Suis Un Bear says:
Shut up ploddish, needs more BEARS carrying chainsaws and tophats and monocles tbh…
17/05/2009 at 16:35 Persus-9 says:
@ LewisP: Yeah, Father-Mother is going to get owned by those two pool buckethead zombies. He doesn’t even have the pool cleaners.
17/05/2009 at 17:02 Sum0 says:
@ Persus-9: He could stick a Wall-nut on the top lilypad and Squash the zombie on the bottom lane, but beyond that I’m not sure. Tall-nut would know what to do.
17/05/2009 at 17:12 The_B says:
Thanks dartt, Thartt.
17/05/2009 at 17:16 Bhazor says:
This is all well and good.
But wheres the erotic fan art?
17/05/2009 at 17:24 Persus-9 says:
@ Sum0: I don’t think that squash is going to recharge in time. Wallnuts are his only hope but it looks a slim one to me. A buckethead zombie can get most of the way through a wallnut if there’s only one pea chipping away at it and with currently nothing hitting the lower side of the pool and only that one threepeater hitting the upper side he needs to lay down at least two lilypads, two wallnuts and two peashooters instantly and even if he’s got the sun I think he’s going to get done by the cooldown.
17/05/2009 at 17:44 Larington says:
In otherwords. “Game over man! Game over!”
17/05/2009 at 18:02 Zaphid says:
Has anyone applied rule 34 to any of these 2 games ? If not, the internet does not care.
Looks like I’m not the only who saw the screen and thought: “Game over, not enough sunflowers and who the hell uses peashooters instead of repeaters ?”
17/05/2009 at 18:21 Larington says:
Thats the first mention I’ve heard of rule 34, guess I don’t spend too much time on messageboards anymore. Probably for the best.
17/05/2009 at 19:11 Nick says:
Rule 34: making up arbitrary rules isn’t funny.
17/05/2009 at 19:15 Zaphid says:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Rule%2034
17/05/2009 at 19:35 AlexW says:
Larington, you should do yourself a favour and take a gander through xkcd’s archive (Rule 34: http://xkcd.com/305/ ). My favourites are Substitute, A-Minus-Minus, Forks and Spoons, Flow Charts, and Centrifugal Force. Mouse-over the comic image in all cases.
On-topic, how did they survive to the end of the level? Their set-up is HORRID.
17/05/2009 at 19:50 dartt says:
Hey, leave him alone. It’s hard for her to operate a mouse with those huge elongated fingers.
17/05/2009 at 19:57 The Hammer says:
Oh wow. Now -that’s- some RPS, and Half Life nostalgia for you. I especially like how scrunched over Father-Mother is. Well done, dartt!
17/05/2009 at 20:55 Dorian Cornelius Jasper says:
Poor Wall-Nut.
17/05/2009 at 21:10 Jochen Scheisse says:
I just reched flag 49 on Endless Survivor mode, so do pardon if I allow myself to laugh derisively at the screenshot. Father-Mother obviously sucks at PVZ.
17/05/2009 at 23:08 DBeaver says:
At night, when both T’s and CT’s are sleeping, Father-Mother sneaks into cs_office and plays video games…
18/05/2009 at 02:18 Oak says:
Enter Zenozoik, a punk fantasy world where PopCap games will run in widescreen.
18/05/2009 at 02:20 Persus-9 says:
@ DBeaver – Lot better than what he used to get up to at night, I think he’s making real progress.
18/05/2009 at 08:31 zak canard says:
Nice, all we need now is Tall Nut in CS_Office playing Zeno Clash.
18/05/2009 at 10:38 dartt says:
@zak Get out of my head!
@Oak Zing!
18/05/2009 at 12:44 Rei Onryou says:
This story is win.
The_B is right. Thartt
18/05/2009 at 13:16 clovus says:
What happened to that Wall-nut’s eye?!?!!?
18/05/2009 at 13:25 zak canard says:
@clovus: There’s a pea in the way.
18/05/2009 at 17:41 Danarchist says:
Uffda