Comments on: Pornography Starring Your Mother: Meet The Spy

By: Thesilverfoxsk

Thesilverfoxsk — Wed, 20 May 2009 21:42:11 +0000

if you know french you’ll understand that he says at the end. ” Mon petit chau-fleur.” Chau-fleur translates derectly to hot flower. In my opinion the scout’s mother is the blue pyro. Chou-fleur is indeed cauliflower, but he doesn’t say chou-fleurs he says chau-fleur.

By: Ian

Ian — Wed, 20 May 2009 08:37:52 +0000

Jeanyuss.

By: EBass

EBass — Tue, 19 May 2009 02:12:04 +0000

Alyx is immortal to your own fire and extremely resiliniant to enemy damage but not invincible. Shes tough enough to ignore most bullet based weapons, but she can die if she gets mobbed by melee attacking characters. The area with lots of zombines in ep.1 is the only place where thats a serious threat though.

By: psyk

psyk — Mon, 18 May 2009 23:36:14 +0000

I see so i needed to post nancy’s imbd page to get that point across :)

By: Erlam

Erlam — Mon, 18 May 2009 22:13:46 +0000

“@Serenegoose the only reason the community believe the pyro to be female is that on the trading cards it says “no one knows if even he is a man”, valve are just trolling with us and you believe them, here is proof he is male http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0060794/, the pyro is a tf2 version pf deadpool who constantly uses pop cultural references and breaks the 4th wall if no one knew the gender of deadpool would you want that character to be female?”

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0004813/
Riposte!

By: Funky Badger

Funky Badger — Mon, 18 May 2009 20:12:16 +0000

Still as awesome as I thought yesterday. fantastic. The music for the Red Spy’s motage is wonederful.

(Alyx is still rubbish, mind)

By: JKjoker

JKjoker — Mon, 18 May 2009 18:04:35 +0000

@James G: I have never be able to kill Alyx and i tried, i swear (i think i was playing on normal), it might depend on the version you played, i did have to reload quite a lot for destroying my damn car

@Lack_26 : tell me your secret :D

By: Mejwell

Mejwell — Mon, 18 May 2009 15:51:52 +0000

Ever since the “secret” spy update proved to be the one thing out of dozens of outlandish theories that the community got right (and wasn’t even that farfetched, considering the clue in the official source was pretty blatant) everyone and their mother is coming up with the silliest ideas.

Can’t we just enjoy the video for what it is rather than theorizing that the Spy isn’t actually fluent in French and therefore misconstrued the woman was the Scout’s mother and was ACTUALLY the disrobed Pyro who is a female that speaks Portuguese and wears an American football helmet in the off-season?

By: Lack_26

Lack_26 — Mon, 18 May 2009 15:18:24 +0000

I’ve killed/ had killed Alyx on multiple occasions. I was playing on Hard (and sometimes normal) for most of HL2 + episodes.

By: Russ

Russ — Mon, 18 May 2009 09:37:16 +0000

James G I believe it was “Mission critical personnel”

By: James G

James G — Mon, 18 May 2009 08:40:16 +0000

@JKjoker
Are you sure that Alyx is immortal? Granted she seems a fair bit tougher than even Gordon “HEV Suit” Freeman, but I could swear I had her gunned down at one point in Nova Prospekt, forcing a reload. (Failed to protect mission critical resources, I think)

By: Rich

Rich — Mon, 18 May 2009 08:24:33 +0000

Great vid. and I love Valve’s continued teasing about the Pyro’s gender. I don’t think they’ll ever tell us and I’m not even sure if I’d want them to. The prestige is never as fun if you know all about it (I watched the Prestige last night, anyone guess?)