Comments on: E3 09 Diary: Day Two

By: party gowns

party gowns — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 02:50:41 +0000

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By: Dozer

Dozer — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 14:26:21 +0000

JW:E3 would have trouble rendering John’s tremendous beard though.

By: Muzman

Muzman — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 09:28:35 +0000

I would love some fractured dictaphone recordings of all this.

*CLICK*
The horror that surrounded me. Such a din these forest beasts make in full cry. In my limping state I would be in no condition to outrun them should they turn on me.
Fortunately they seem to have enough on their minds, or plates.
*CLACK*
*CLICK*
I clear the jungle once more for a moments respite before I face the desert again, only to find the night alive with bugs seeking to devour me.
I had to throw my last food to the greenstripes in order to escape. Once that is gone I fear they shall follow me.
*CLACK*
*CLICK*
The sun, dear god the relentless sun. None can truly prepare you for its terrible, shrivelling majesty. I stare at my feet as I go – whose soles now resemble shredded and soaked books of chamois more than my own skin- for downcast is the only shade to speak of, and the only light my poor orbs can bear.
All about is orange haze.
*CLACK*
*CLICK*
*indistinguishable*…my time.
Can’t continue. I do not fear dishonour. I fear for the loss of…*indistinguishable*
For god’s sake take care of my people.
If…only… there were… a Hardy… to kiss.
*indistinguishable*
*CLACK*
*CLICK*
*rustling*
No!
Must.. go on. What transpired…must be told. For England! And Empire!
*gasping*
Night falling. The…sweetest breeze’s dewey kiss.
Yes…
*CLACK*

By: TheApologist

TheApologist — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 23:32:55 +0000

@Paul_M

Nice. I will be using the Lombardi Effect in a sentence today :)

By: SuperNashwan

SuperNashwan — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 19:44:25 +0000

feetish

Bravo, good sir.

By: skizelo

skizelo — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:51:59 +0000

I enjoy these Fear and Loathing in E3s, although they are very unhelpful.

By: Rei Onryou

Rei Onryou — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 18:39:03 +0000

@Smurfy: The L4D2 dig was at the AIMs rather than Valve. I’d like as many Walker experiences as fast as possible.

By: MrBejeebus

MrBejeebus — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:54:53 +0000

as someone who is still at school (6th form) i know the effect of dinnerladies.

and i would happily buy JW:E3, just to hear him speak to me “gotta get to this next conference, TEAM WALKER GO!”

By: burningpet

burningpet — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:42:30 +0000

feetish

By: Smurfy

Smurfy — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 17:00:04 +0000

@Rei Onryou: I lolled until the L4D2 dig at the end.

By: Carvell

Carvell — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:59:04 +0000

Good to see you havent lost your inner englishman, 4 paragraphs about sore feet and lack of internets and general wine :P thats how men blog about e3 and i wouldn’t change a thing

By: Lack_26

Lack_26 — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 16:48:21 +0000

Pustulophilia? I dunno, I think pustu is latin for blister. I can only remember a bit from learning about the Romans marching, that was over a decade ago.