By Kieron Gillen on July 2nd, 2009 at 6:34 pm.
This is risking being a turn-up for the RPS books. I’m meant to be going to an interview, in a pub. Like – now. But I keep on playing games of this online foot-to-ball game, Kickabout League. Yes! A browser-based foot-to-ball game has got its teeth into me. Now, I’ve only played for a handful of matches, but this really seems to be an appealing, top-down mouse-and-keys esque take on football, cut to the bone. That is, no-throw-ins (There’s an agreeable pinball-esque off-the-wall approach) and lots of GOOOOOOAAALLLLing. I’ve even managed to win some matches, which shows that the learning curve can’t be that steep. You can sign up here or read a few more, interview-going-delaying thoughts below…
It’s also a real PC game. Mouse and keys – aim on mouse, left flick for most stuff, right click for lobs, holding down longer to power up the attack. RPG elements where your characters gain XP which can improve your stats. Management elements where you can buy and sell players, earning money and climbing the leagues. Iffy bits? There appears to be some nasty lag-correction occasionally for me, which I suspect would annoy you if you took it more seriously. The manual switch to players is a little annoying, but I found myself getting used to it worryingly quickly. Also, as a society, teams tend to resign when you get ahead rather than fighting it out. Bloody wimps. At least you get the points and XP for the wins. And that there appears to be some manner of paid-extras in there – the classic way of montiterizing a free-to-play game – will annoy some people.
But really, I was having a lovely time with it just now. The jump from playing the game and passing the ball around in clever moves is pleasingly quick. Five games in, and I’m switching between playing a passing game and just giving it the big hoof seamlessly. Even people quitting matches – reducing the match length further – makes it more of a pure pop thrill. If you fancy a quick sports base arcade game, I suspect this is well worth a look – even if your interest in the genre disappeared along with Sensible World of Soccer. If you play, feel free to put your user-names in the comment thread so you can challenge one another to matches.
Oh – and here’s a video.
I must say I’m enjoying your titling of the past few entries.
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Fun!
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Fixed! Plus, videoimprovement!
KG
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Error (404)!
Well, something’s gone wrong here. We’re assuming it’s your fault.
You call that fixed? :P
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WTF, this is soccer not football at all! You tricked me!! ; P
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I don’t understand.. This is twice now without any foot-to-ball gags? WHAT IS GOING ON.
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Looks fun, but incredibly laggy for me. Unplayable, really.
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No, really. Fixed now.
AND THERE IS TOTALLY A FOOT-TO-BALL gag.
KG
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Is using the term Foot-to-ball in and of itself a foot-to-ball gag?
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It’s Rossignal who usually drops the foot-to-ball lines. Kieron prefers to plunder cultural references for the mid thirties readers, who will all sagely or wryly smile to themselves in recognition. I personally love them all, i’m sure we shared identical music and DVD collections at some point without ever knowing.. in closing i’d say BOOOF! Eat that… Football pie, all over my shirt
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GGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAALALALALALAALALAAAA!!!!
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Day to Day references please me greatly.
Wait.. foot to ballgag? Sounds abusive.
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I would have gone with ‘Gillen Prefers Game to Alcohol’ as it has more shock value.
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I personally think that Serpentor from G.I. Joe would have made a perfect “Football” announcer. He’s got a natural gift for extending short 4-5 letter words out over several minutes. CobraaaaaaaaaaaLALALALALALALALA!
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I have no opinion on foot-to-ball. The Day Today, however, I have strong opinions on. I endorse this title.
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It’s a bit frustrating how good the goalkeeper is, and I don’t like the ability to tackel people who don’t have the ball. It results in too many pile ups.
Crunchball 3000 is a much more satisfying experience, albiet single player.
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Would love to play it, but I get an error everytime the game gets to the stage of having loaded everything. Not working for me… very strange. Anyone got any ideas why?
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Sod your mid-thirties audience, I’m a dynamic twentysomething with an appetite for Chris Morris’ mid-90s satire.
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For some reason, I am strangely addicted to the game, even after I saw the “published by jagex”!
It’s actually quite fun, I really like the persistence in your players, and the ranking system is well thought out.
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For some reason I am strangely addicted to this game, even after I saw the “published by Jagex”.
It’s quite fun, I love the persistent stats of the players, and the ranking system is well-thought out. Who knew something like this could come from Jagex?
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Crap, double (now triple) post, it didn’t show the first one, so I thought it hadn’t gone through.
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This is positively awesome. Mario Strikers without the powerups and with a mouse! How much better can appendage-to-sphere get!
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I gave it a try, It was actually a lot of fun. I lost my first game but I scored 4 points towards the end so I’m starting to get the hang of it. Sadly I’d rather be playing DOW 2 :P so
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Kieron is totally becoming a foot-to-ball fan, good and proper.
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Further to my last comment I want to add that this webgame is billoddie brilliant. I’m usually an RTS whore, but something about the simplicity of this thing is pushing all the right buttons.
Challenge Noterist to a match if you see me.
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It’s pretty addictive stuff, to the point of my girlfriend taking the huff when I don’t greet her return to the house because I’m busy hanging on to a hard-fought 5-4 lead…
And incidentally KG, there is no actual real-world cash involved at all – the Orb Coins you spend are earned by gaining achievements across the multitude of games on the FunOrb site. Just in case you were worrying about not being able to afford that pint, assuming you ever peel yourself away from Kickabout….
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Crunchball 3000 is a blast!
This thing just isn’t.
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I really love this game simple and straight forward good clean fun. The EU server is perfect for us European football addicts to avoid lag. Highly recommended one of the best football games I’ve ever played online and accessable anywhere!! 8 player games are also a great laugh.
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this game is brilliant. KG i’d hug you if I could for showing me this.
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Awesome game. Thanks for bringing it under my attention RPS.
Currently playing as ‘Rareromein’, so add me to those friend lists!
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Awesome game, thanks for bringing it under my attention RPS. My ingame nick is: ‘Rareromein’, so add me to those friend lists!
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i’m fishoil84. give me a game
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I’m guessing this is impossible to play with a trackpad, yis?
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This is cool, writing an article about Jagex’s Funorb game :o
I only played it once due to lag issues and it got to me, but I’ll play it a lot more since they got servers up near me. My username is Melmelcom ^_^ I play runescape more though.
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