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All The Fear Of The Fair: New L4D2 Campaign

By Alec Meer on August 14th, 2009 at 5:03 pm.

Here’s a first look at another new Left 4 Dead 2 campaign, this one set at a spooky abandoned fairground known as Whipsering Oaks. Also confirmed is the welcome presence of a Katana. Chop! You’ll have to wade through the constant noise and artificially-inflated enthusiasm of a Gametrailers TV episode to see it, but at least it also includes Gabe Newell responding to the whole boycott thinger and dropping an enormo-hint about one of Valve’s next games. Also: Chet Faliszek talking about how they’re approaching story this time, and the appeal of merry-go-rounds in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. The video’s below.

Me, I’m just hoping TF2′s recent haberdashery indulgence spreads to L4D1/2. Zombies in hats would be wonderful.

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  1. Stupoider says:

    I enjoyed all of the footage ‘n’ all, but the thing that I was -really- interested in was the talk about a TF2 comic.

    I LOVE YOU, VALVE. <3

  2. Sitting Duck says:

    reading ps3 fanboy rage in kotaku comments section makes me smile, after watching this there.
    I reckon more original Valve staff are working on this with the Turtle Rock team. They like their metacritic ratings and wont accept under 90.
    Also i reckon delays to HL2EP3 are due to the team building new email filtering tools for Gabe

  3. Chris R says:

    Hope no one has a fear of clowns…. haha. Anyone think Valve is going to have a sale on L4D2 soon? Gogamer.com is having a 24hr sale on L4D2 for 20% off, so $40 US… That’ll probably be the best deal for a long time, yeah?

    On a side note, there is a great custom campaign for L4D called “Heaven Can Wait” that is splendid. It’s a full campaign, 5 maps long, has a crazy “gauntlet” style area (hint: just keep moving), and a great finale (5+ tanks in a row, be patient, and don’t fall into the pit). Play it with friends and you’ll have a blast.

  4. noggin says:

    please can someone tell me where in this episode the aforementioned enormo-hint occurs?

    busy day…

  5. Metal_Circus says:

    they’re boycotting L4D2? That’s very sad and depressing both at the same time. I was miffed at the announcement of it also but what the jabbering hell are these people thinking? Of all the things you can protest about in our world they’re chosing the release of a video game (something invented to help people have fun)?

    I despair at the human race sometimes. Good thing we have zombies to shoot to help ease our anger.

  6. Markoff Chaney says:

    Refreshing honesty there. Poor PS3 owners…

  7. Itchy and Scrotum says:

    I’m not sure how it is on the other side of the pond, but most of my nerd friends can’t stand anything to do with sports, or just plain have no interest. I am the exception, being interested in MMA, kickboxing etc but not the less combaty sports. So it drove me nuts and baffled me a bit the way the single interview that I wanted to see was constantly interrupted with ads for sports games. Do they really not understand that people who sit on computers all the time probably don’t care about sports? Is there really that big a cross-section of those who play L4d and TF2 etc and those who play Madden 200x? I am both confused and annoyed.

  8. Itchy and Scrotum says:

    To clarify, I’m in the USA.

  9. Alex says:

    It’ll be interesting to see how much this game changes between E3 and release. If you look at the shipped version of L4D1 and the preview footage it got, there are a lot of differences.

  10. Jad says:

    So, at work, can’t watch video: whats the enormo-hint?

    Also, Metal_Circus: more information on the boycott can be found in basically every single Valve thread for the past two months. Just click on the “left 4 dead 2″ or “Valve” tags above and read until you realize that everyone on either side of the issue says the exact same things over and over again and they completely derail the thread and no one can talk about the actual topic at hand.

    So, back to the topic at hand: whats the enormo-hint?

  11. Corion says:

    “Me, I’m just hoping TF2’s recent haberdashery indulgence spreads to L4D1/2. Zombies in hats would be wonderful.”

    Only if there’s a stick-of-butter hat!

  12. Kamos says:

    @Metal_Circus
    Do you even know the reasons why there is a boycott? :P

  13. Concept says:

    God, how many breaks do they need. I know this is fake American TV, but they don’t need to put a crappy interlude in for no reason.

  14. Jad says:

    Also: yeah, its hilarious reading the Kotaku thread on Gabe’s PS3 comment. They are so used to the 360 vs. PS3 console war that a PC-focused developer like Valve baffles them. Gabe must be a 360 fanboy and hates Sony because he’s stupid and lazy. Also, Half Life 2 was a terrible game. Unless Left 4 dead gets announced for the PS3, at which point HL2 is a great game.

  15. Chris R says:

    I just pre-ordered two copies of L4D2 from the gogamer site… couldn’t pass up the 20% deal. I really hope the “free L4D if your buy L4D2″ thing is real, because I’ve been waiting for L4D to go on sale so I could pick it up for the g/f…

  16. Gorgeras says:

    “Me, I’m just hoping TF2’s recent haberdashery indulgence spreads to L4D1/2. Zombies in hats would be wonderful.”

    You fool! That very dream was shattered the moment Valve decided to make Left4Dead 2. If something isn’t going to be in at release, either hope for it to be in the single content update putting in the missing stuff plus one game mode or wait for Left4Dead 3.

    Waiting for some real criticism of Valve from journos in 3, 2, 1…

  17. Sobric says:

    The enormo hint was CS2? (in the first few minutes of the video).

    Actually not sure on that, the end of the video suggests that it’s not actually in development yet.

  18. Krondonian says:

    I know this isn’t relevant, but Valve are practically giving away everything Half Life on Steam. Every Half Life game plus Team Fortress Classic for £10. Crazy. I got the Half Life 1 anthology plus TFC for £3 because I didn’t have them on Steam.

    More on topic, I still haven’t got Left 4 Dead. I enjoyed the free weekend, but felt I’d seen most of what the game had to offer within that time. A L4D + L4D2 bundle would certainly tempt me.

  19. Anthony Damiani says:

    Honestly, do you not feel L4D was worth the money?

  20. AndrewC says:

    The enormo hint in the last quarter is that Portal 2 is *way* higher a priority that counterstrike sequels. I think. I’m not sure as gametrailerstv has raddled my brain with so much ADD that I can’t even finish th

  21. Xercies says:

    A TF2 Movie or TV show…why? Its an online shooter with not much story or character. It couldn’t work.

  22. Jim Rossignol says:

    “Its an online shooter with not much story or character.”

    I guess you were playing the other TF2, where the animated short trailers weren’t the most popular thing on the internet.

  23. Jad says:

    Ah nice on the weekend deal. I tried putting my Half-Life 1 CD key into Steam once and it told me that my key was already in use. I could have argued it, but I remember that I gave my key to my old college roommate (uh-oh! breaking the law!), and maybe he already registered it. Anyway, for $5 I can get Half-Life 1+expansion packs! Does anyone still play TFC anymore?

    Also, if enormo-hint is CS2 or Portal 2, that’s a bit disappointing. I always consider sequels to popular games to be in the queue for development unless stated otherwise.

    I assumed they were working on a new post-apocalyptic FPS with open-world driving and RPG elements. Maybe a WWII game. Don’t see too many of those kinds of games around.

  24. reaper47 says:

    Yay, Portal 2!

    Also: “[...]I despair at the human race sometimes.”

    Who’s doing the drama in this thread? There are far more stupid things to protest. Healthcare, for example…

  25. jsutcliffe says:

    One thing (one of many) that bugs me about the boycott whingers:

    You’ve got L4D and you have presumably been enjoying it since you’re paying attention to news about the sequel — you’ve frankly probably got your money’s worth out of it multiple times in terms of how much time you’ve put into the game. Why are you wailing and gnashing your teeth because Valve had the temerity to like what they made enough to pursue an even better version?

    A comparison: I don’t see Internet anger directed at EA’s sports franchises which come out with a new-but-barely-different iteration every year. How is L4D2 different?

    Also, Valve seem to have mastered how to market their games. I’d not be surprised to see some kind of incentive/reward for people getting L4D2, whether it’s something like a discount if you already own L4D or, the other way round, a discount for L4D1 when you buy the sequel.

  26. That Guy says:

    I liked the trailer for Fallout 3 racing near the beginning!

  27. Lilliput King says:

    Anthony – My brothers and I paid ludicrous amounts for three copies so we could play co-op.

    We played the four campaigns a couple of times, but the hordes and bosses always spawned in pretty much the same places, and the challenge wasn’t varied enough to keep the game interesting for long.

    In the end we decided it wasn’t really all that great and moved on. In my opinion then, probably not worth it.

  28. Kamos says:

    @Anthony Damiani

    Bad game. Expensive, no support for mods, missing content at its launch… wouldn’t recommend it, but it’s probably worth 10 bucks considering it has zombies and coop multiplayer. Actually, you should probably wait on this next zombie game, L4D2 and…

    OH WAIT! What am I doing? If I tell people the truth, there won’t be anyone playing L4D anymore.

    Yay, Valve. The only reason my friends haven’t joined that boycott is that they stopped playing L4D months ago and don’t give a damn about whatever Valve wants to do from now on. Valve fanboys can cry about “not giving this amazing company support and funds to create Portal 2 / Ep. 3″ bla bla bla.

  29. TheArmyOfNone says:

    I lol@ the people pretending to have reasons to get indignant over one of the best PC development studios to date.

  30. Ian says:

    Don’t fairgrounds have COLOUR?

    Fuck you, Valve. Eff u, valv. Eff u!

  31. Eyre says:

    L4D is stale. I only enjoyed it when I could get 3 of my friends to play with me, and we stopped playing it months and months ago because of the lack of content (read: before DA and DT vs mode). It got old very quickly. Not worth the money of a full priced retail game for what was essentially a very cool mod. I preordered L4D 1 because of my love for Valve and Zombies. I maintain that I will try L4D2, but not until it hits a 50% off weekend on Steam.

  32. Starky says:

    Well cry into a teacup and call it a storm…

    Good game, cost me £20 (around 35 bucks at the time I believe – in the sale like 1 week after it came out – about right for a multiplayer online game of it’s size), yes there was content missing, but personally I’d have rather them released it with a bit missing (you can trust valve to fix that later for free) than have to wait another 3 months to play it at all.

    OH WAIT! What am I doing? if I tell people the (version of) truth (I believe), there won’t be enough bile for angry internet men to cry over.

    if you felt ripped off, then tough, happens all the time, buyer beware and all that – just vote with your wallet and don’t buy the second. That’s fine, no one cares if you do or not (not even Valve) just please have the good grace to shut the hell up about it and move on.

    there are those of us who got a good 100+ hours gameplay out of L4D and have no problem what-so-ever with that value for money.

    Was it worth £30($55)? No probably not, did anyone force you to buy it at that? No.

    All you need to do with the second one, (if you want it at all) is do what the more savvy of us did with the first L4D – wait a few weeks (maybe a month) until it goes on weekend deal.

  33. Wirbelwind says:

    Everyone, save L4D2 and boycot Crash Course!

    http://steamcommunity.com/groups/l4dcrashcourse

  34. Lobotomist says:

    @jsutcliffe

    Why there is a Valve boycott and no EA boycott ?

    First , there is EA boycott. But that is beyond the point.

    Reason for L4D boycot is very simple.

    Before release Gabe Newell was very insistent to promise steady stream of free DLC for L4D. Including new campains, new weapons and new infected.

    Many bought this overpriced game, based on this promise.

    It turned to be complete lie.

    Not only that there was no new content (and i dont count bug fixes and lame 10×10 survival map) But the content promised is now sold as standalone 50$ game.

    I would expect this from EA. For when i buy game from EA i know i am buying from a crook.

    But never from Valve.

    Well…

    Their loss. I will never buy another game from Valve. And many other people feel same way.

    over 50.000

  35. Kamos says:

    @Starky
    “if I tell people the (version of) truth (I believe), there won’t be enough bile for angry internet men to cry over.”

    Version of truth? Do you often mistake opinions and truth? Must be tough being you.

    Anyway, my opinion is as good as yours, except I’m not an idiot, i.e., I’m not telling people to shut up. What would the world be if we weren’t allowed to vote and express thoughts?

    Yes, I’m going to “vote with my wallet”, but no, I won’t “shut up”, because as in real life, I want other people to “vote” with me if they believe what I’m saying is reasonable.

  36. Wirbelwind says:

    That’s your loss Lobotomist because you will be missing out on great Valve games.

    You maggots easily exaggerate, as if every single of the whining customers read that cvg article prior to purchasing. Even then, you lads apparently made the assumption that “Free DLC” meant a) everything they released up until now (the new mode, code fixes and balances) and b) apparently an entire year of work from a full size team on new campaigns.

    I think you lads are simply being delusional. L4D2 is definitely not “the update that was promised”. It’s much bigger in scope than that.

  37. mpuncekar says:

    I have such a man crush on valve at this point, it’s just completely ridiculous.

    I don’t really care about l4d all that much, the gameplay just isn’t my cup of tea anymore, but it’s a decent game, but the very mention of ep:3 and portal 2… details or not… that excites me.

    Also, kudos to gabe for sticking with his opinion on the ps3. He clearly has never been impressed by that hardware.

  38. Nimic says:

    Yeah, Valve never cares about their customers. And they keep making stupid games. And TF2 was terrible. Half-Life 2 was too hard. I haven’t played Half-Life, since I’m 10 years old.

    Po-r-tal?

  39. jsutcliffe says:

    “L4D2 is definitely not “the update that was promised”. It’s much bigger in scope than that.”

    Precisely. I remember that point was made by one of the Valve folks when this controversy began, in fact.

    I feel dirty for contributinh to (yet another) “Grr L4D2″ thread.

  40. Aversim says:

    The most interesting thing for me was Gabe trying to avoid revealing anything about HL ep3 then saying “cause I don’t want emails for a year”.

    It could of been a figure of speech but something in the way he said it made me die sigh and roll my eyes.

  41. bildo says:

    Speaking of GTTV, what did you think about the “news” GT recived on HL2E3 and Portal 2? Man, I hate GT some times : /

    This might be relevant to your interests then. complain here.

  42. Toby says:

    Mention of a counter strike sequel made me do a little poo.

    Yes please.

  43. Lobotomist says:

    Games quality is dropping every year. And its all because crowd (sheeps) will buy anything that is advertised well enough.

  44. Xercies says:

    @Jim

    They worked because they were short…try having a 90 minute movie or 13 hours of telly with the same thing. Like to see that work…

  45. TCM says:

    Can I boycott the comments about the L4D2 boycott?

  46. A-Scale says:

    With the exception of the new visual effects, this looks very much like a mod. The new zombies look a bit uninspired, and the new weapons seem to step all over each other’s toes (or have no particular purpose) just to satisfy the desire to shoot something new. I still won’t be buying it.

  47. Guy says:

    If they worked on the “content that was promised” instead of L4D2, we’d have… maybe… one campaign, a gun or two, and a special infected.

    And the forums would be full of people complaining about how the campaign is half-assed in these places, the gun sucks, and the special infected breaks these maps. Oh, cruel, vile Valve. How could you have spared us from that?

  48. Kamos says:

    @TCM
    Yes.

  49. JoeDuck says:

    Well, the marketing machine is starting to roll…
    It’s mid summer, the news trickle about L4D2 is starting to accelerate and it seems awfully soon to me.
    It’s interesting that they start so soon, specially now that in christmas the number of games has been greatly reduced.
    Does anyone know/remember if this was Valve’s strategy also last year (L4D) or the year before that (O Box)?
    And for the sake of the trolls, yes I’m buying L4D2 on release day, just so they know how to tag me. :-)

  50. Vinraith says:

    @Jim Rossignol

    Let me preface this by saying I quite like TF2, random drop nonsense aside, and especially enjoy the additional characterization Valve has layered onto it through the videos and such.

    That said, you can’t argue that TF2 isn’t lacking in story, since it obviously has none. I don’t think it NEEDS one, but if others do that’s their prerogative.

    As to character, it’s full of it, but an awful lot of it comes from sources outside the game (like those aforementioned videos). If one were to experience the game in a vacuum of other TF2 media (no comics, no videos etc) I’m not sure how much of that character would come across.

  51. Jim Rossignol says:

    “you can’t argue that TF2 isn’t lacking in story”

    Reds vs Blues: it’s the story of the ages!

  52. Xercies says:

    To be honest the characters are one dimensional at best… usually going for stereotype as well…

  53. Vinraith says:

    @Jim

    Now that you mention it, that probably IS as well developed as the plot of quite a few Hollywood movies.

  54. Bobsy says:

    Gah. That was an utterly awful “show”. Why can’t we just have the Consolevania boys do everything?

    “Let’s read some tweets from twitter”
    *BAM BAM BAM ROCK MUSIC BAM BAM BAM*

  55. Stupoider says:

    “Their loss. I will never buy another game from Valve. And many other people feel same way.”

    Wow, Lobotomist. I guess you’re going to have to miss out on the delicious HL2:EP3 then.

  56. Tei says:

    TF2 can expand to a 90 or 120 minutes movie easily.

    Take the name of the world “SpyTech”. Just that word already is full of interesting ideas.. a world where secret spy companys try to destroye each another. Cue to any spy movie, cue to all the spy stuff and cue to all Villains movies and cue to “The Incredibles” pixar movie. Just 1 word of TF2 is already full of win.

    Now take the characters. Any of the characters have more in it than most real video movies latelly. Psychology, how it move, how talk, past, and future.

    Tension? we have the spy for that. He is a motherfucker bastard, and he is with your mother. Laughts? the soldier and demo.

    In a TF2 movie for the general public, people that has never played TF2, the scout could be the prefered character, since he is like a normal boy.

    TF2: Sex, Violence, Romance, Traitors, Laughts, Ridiculous spy technology, a Secret War, …

  57. Noc says:

    @Vinraith: I’d argue that there’s quite a bit of character within the game itself. I mean, people were talking about this before the Meet The videos even came out.

    First of all the character classes themselves are designed to be obviously recognizable. This is primarily a gameplay thing (so you can tell who you’re fighting at a glance), but since each class tends to function in certain ways, the basic combination of appearance and action gives the classes quite a bit of character. You’ve got the frantic circle-strafing, rocket-jumping, missile-spamming of the Soldier, the smug, obnoxious acrobatics and shotgun-play of the Scout, the Engineer methodically digging in to his nest and suspiciously unloading his shotgun into anyone who comes close, lest they be a Spy . . .

    That’s the basic stuff. Then there’s all the in-game touches Valve’s layered over that. Things like the Heavy breaking into a grin if he’s been firing his gun for long enough. And the voice cues! You’ve got the iconic, memetic ones, like “Gentlemen!” and “Sentry Down!” (And “We need a Dispenser here!”) And you’ve got all the rest, like the rest of the Engineer’s status reports (“Erectin’ a Dispenser!”), and the Pyro’s crazed mumbling, and all of the little auxiliary voice bits from kills and such (The Sniper, after downing a Heavy: “Thanks for being such a bloody big target!”) And the various reactions to being on fire (Ranging from the Scout’s pathetic “Ow ow it burns it burns” to Soldier’s furious “I. AM. ON. FIRE!”

    And then you’ve got the layer the taunts provide, that help characterize the classes even more. From “MAGGOTS!” to the Pyro’s triumphant flamethrower-hoist to the Sniper’s friendly wave to the instakills of the Hadoken and the Heavy’s “Bang!” and the Spy’s elegant, silly fencing.

    And THEN you’ve got all the various elements of the game itself unattached to specific characters. Like the announcer, or the labels on your gibs.

    . . .

    Considering that TF2′s an arena shooter, with no plot or exposition to speak of, and the only method characters having to interact with each other involving guns and occasionally shouting things at each other, it’s got a ridiculous amount of character. I’d even argue that it’s got significantly more character than the a not insignificant portion of other games, with their grim space marines and their tiresome cutscenes and their predictable plot twists and all.

  58. Sarble says:

    Valve lovers and boycotting whingers: they’re like men and women, why do they even bother talking to each other?

  59. Stupoider says:

    Valve have done an amazing job with TF2. Even now, people realise the characters as characters, whereas other games would just recognise them as classes. Anyway, the Meet The Team videos build on each character by adding a bit of backstory and what not.

  60. Sarble says:

    On the TF2 movie question: there is apparently an Asteroids movie in the works. Yes, that Asteroids.

  61. Stupoider says:

    @Sarble: Haha! Wouldn’t it have a plot similar to Armageddon, or are they going for a top-down action film approach?

  62. reaper47 says:

    I don’t see Internet anger directed at EA’s sports franchises which come out with a new-but-barely-different iteration every year. How is L4D2 different?

    I’m always astonished that L4D2 defenders want to go there… all a L4D2 boycotter (I’m not one of them, I just dislike dismissing them as crazy, greedy idiots) would have to counter is: “There is no difference!”

    Worst insult Valve could possibly get.

  63. Vinraith says:

    @Noc

    My sole point was that, without the broader context of press stuff, it’d be relatively easy to miss. I’m not saying it isn’t there.

  64. Kamos says:

    @reaper47
    “There is no difference!””

    Exactly. The same anti-boycotter that says “Valve can’t give stuff for free, you know?” says “OMG! If you don’t buy L4D2, they won’t be able to make Portal 2!”

    Why should we care? Isn’t it a business? o_O

  65. MacBeth says:

    Never mind all that: you should really describe the hat-based antics as millinery rather than haberdashery…

  66. jsutcliffe says:

    @MacBeth

    Finally — a real issue to get behind!

  67. Gorgeras says:

    “Honestly, do you not feel L4D was worth the money?”

    It was not a full game, it was not worth the price of a full game(it retailed on Steam and in my local GAME at £35 on release) and despite the terribad clairvoyance of some people here; I hardly played the game to death. Issues with bugs, balance, the non-existent matchmaking and a rapidly shrinking number of servers put me off playing it much. I’d been waiting for the fixes.

    But they weren’t even working on those fixes because they were working on this sequel(the chronology of events as admitted by Valve does NOT put them in a good light when ever the anti-boycotters mention the size of or quality of the sequel when making the bankrupt “it’s a true sequel” argument). Now because of the sequel, there is zero chance those fixes will ever emerge: the few that will are being put exclusively into the sequel in the form of the new special infected.

  68. airtekh says:

    It’s a shame that every RPS post about L4D2 serves as a medium to continue the pointless ‘boycotters VS valve fanboys’ debate. I thought people were above that here.

    On topic: The fairground looks like a great setting for a campaign. Zombies and creepy fairgrounds were made for each other.

  69. Kamos says:

    @airtekh
    “I thought people were above that here.”

    On topic: yes, we clearly shouldn’t talk about the “boycotters VS valve fanboys” thing on a post where Mr. Newell addresses the boycott.

    Also, since TCM now hates me personally and is going to give me a L4D2 copy, this is hardly pointless.

  70. Sartoris says:

    I’ll buy it if there are no sewers. Sewera are bad.

  71. Malagate says:

    Aww man, a fairground based campaign, I was thinking of maybe doing that in L4D if I ever get around to using the map maker which I’ve been reading about. And making all the custom textures myself with 0 texture editing experience. And adding the custom fair ground noises which I have never even thought of how to do before.

    I was going to call it “Last Laugh” and everything!

    Man!

  72. Tims says:

    Gahd, TV shows are sooo annoying.

  73. Wirbelwind says:

    “says “OMG! If you don’t buy L4D2, they won’t be able to make Portal 2!”

    Why should we care? Isn’t it a business? o_O”

    Because we care about the product Portal 2 and want to play it? Not that I think some silly boycotters not buying L4D2 will influence that.

  74. MacBeth says:

    @Malagate:
    I suspect there are thousands of mapmakers who are now secretly relieved that Valve are going to do the idea justice and save them hundreds of hours of trying to make one… I may or may not be one of them, but I sure am glad they haven’t (yet) announced a campaign based on the same scenario(s) as my work-in-progress…

  75. Y3k-Bug says:

    Are you the same MacBeth from Frontline Force?

  76. TCM says:

    @Kamos:

    “Also, since TCM now hates me personally and is going to give me a L4D2 copy, this is hardly pointless.”

    You missed where I said “I hate everyone personally by default”

    Regardless, I’d gift you a copy ironically and spitefully if I had your Steam name. Which I don’t.

  77. Deacon Lowdown says:

    I’m not a boycotter, but I am bothered by the chronology of events that valve has given us. From what they’ve said, they released the game after promising the support that TF2 enjoys, were overwhelmed by the sales and public response, and immediately after release began work on a sequel in lieu of substantial DLC.

  78. Dorian Cornelius Jasper says:

    @MacBeth: I think the use of the word “haberdasher” to mean men’s hatmonger is actually quite obsolete. And using obsolete words makes for good fun.

    However, the meaning of “milliner” to describe a hatmonger for all genders is also somewhat outdated–these days that’s the word you use for a monger of women’s hats. So the same argument could apply.

    Either way, Valve is mongering hats at the exorbitant price of Free. The nerve of them. Someone oughta boycott’em.

  79. Tei says:

    Any news about the inventor of the tool to stab people in the face trough internet?

    These anti-BC and pro-BC are getting boring, and I am getting angry at then.

  80. Dorian Cornelius Jasper says:

    @Tei: I prefer to use BCE, if only to tweak the noses of the Anno Domini crowd.

  81. TCM says:

    That train just jumped the rails, and landed on a totally different track.

  82. Recomposer says:

    There is only one salient point in this video – Rochelle is a Depeche Mode fan. I am now buying L4D2 no matter what other issues anybody thinks is pertinent.

  83. MacBeth says:

    @Y3K-Bug: No. Did you ask me that once before? Someone did… anyway, still no.

    @Dorian Cornelius Jasper: it’s true that millinery most commonly refers to women’s hats in this day and age, but then I suspect that’s due to the tragic decline in hat-wearing amongst well-dressed gentlemen… there certainly doesn’t appear to be a more up-to-date word for the purveying of men’s hat (and I would consider it a better word than mongering, which is better applied to fish and other such items of trade)

  84. Rinox says:

    Very interesting stuff. Want L4D2.

  85. Kadayi says:

    @Deacon Lowdown

    They realised that there was a great deal they wanted to add to the game in terms of mechanics, but to try and back end those ideas into the existing campaign would be extremely difficult given the game maps were tailored to a particular play style. I doubt it was an easy decision to make, but its a positive in that they want to deliver the best gaming experience they can to players.

  86. Melf_Himself says:

    “and immediately after release began work on a sequel in lieu of substantial DLC”

    a) You don’t have some kind of right to any DLC for a game that you pay no ongoing $$ for
    b) Even though you don’t have the right, Valve are giving you substantial DLC anyway. Survival mode + 2 new maps on the way, many balance changes, and it’s still < 12 months after release.

  87. Dorian Cornelius Jasper says:

    @MacBeth

    On “mongering:” I simply felt the term to be the funniest-sounding one I could think of. “Purveying” is not only proper but classy and therefore less fitting for an ironic comparison between outfitters and fishpeddlers.

    Mongering also sounds dangerously close to “mongling,” which was the final factor in my decision.

    On another note, I also suspect that people looking for a word for hatfitters (especially mens’) find “haberdashery” to have both a more quirky and old fashioned sound to it than “millinery.”

  88. Psychopomp says:

    I vote any L4D comments threads be closed down for the next year.

    They are a cess pool of baseless insults, and non-stop bile.

  89. Deacon Lowdown says:

    I’m not trying to be overly negative here, and I acknowledge, Kadayi, that your interpretation of events could be completely accurate, but I’m just a bit more of a cynic.

    @melf_himself
    I think it says alot about Valve as a company that I find what they’re doing with L4D2 annoying. It shows just how highly I’ve come to think of them. It may be somewhat unfair, but I am going to hold them at the standard they’ve set in the past. I was unsure about Left 4 Dead but what finally pushed me to buy it was the promise of DLC, which we’ve had very little of, and character videos and backstory similar to TF2, which we’ve seen none of.

    Again, I’m not trying to be an Angry Internet Man. I may very well buy L4D2. But I am dissapointed in how Valve handled this and I am trying to express my disappointment in an intelligent, constructive manner.

  90. MD says:

    Soon the real problem will be the meta-whiners, then the meta-meta-whiners (guilty), etc. Not to say that won’t be a welcome change.

  91. MD says:

    Wait, the meta-whiners are probably the pro-Valve crowd, and they already ARE a problem. I guess I should have tacked an extra meta- on. Anyway, what I meant was that soon we will spend more time complaining aboutL4D threads than complaining in them.

  92. Blast Hardcheese says:

    … And L4D2 is Gabe Newell’s plan for Health Care.

  93. DarkNoghri says:

    @MacBeth

    Not only did you just teach me a new word I’d never heard before, but you forced me to actually look up ‘haberdashery’ to see what it meant. Here I always thought it meant something along the lines of ‘suave’ or ‘debonair.’ Except in a different word form.

  94. casual PS3 gamer says:

    it sux when games aren’t realeased for the PS3. I’m not a fanboy, just an occasional gamer, don’t have a 360, my pc is too old n’ shit for gaming. Sony need to pull their fingers out

  95. cowthief skank says:

    I think perhaps some people need to get up, move away from their computer, and maybe go for a walk or something. Get some fresh air, feed the ducks.

    PS Old words are good words.

  96. MacBeth says:

    @Dorian Cornelius Jasper

    I suspect you are right.

    @DarkNoghri

    Glad to hear it. Did you find out that ‘millinery’ is derived from ‘Milan-ery’ as all the finest straw hats etc. were imported from there?

    @Psychopomp

    Rather than close them down, why not hijack them with discussions of obsolete and little-used words, thus providing entertainment and education for the masses? Fight bile with vocabulary!

  97. tycho says:

    Ah, those Whipsering Oaks – if only they could whisper instead…

  98. rei says:

    Since the discussion seems to have steered towards archaic words, I reckon it’s a good time to point to http://savethewords.org/

    I’ve adopted ‘obarmate’, ‘prandicle’ and ‘blateration’, and endeavour to use them when the opportunity arises, although admittedly that doesn’t happen too often.

    In hindsight I should’ve stuck to just one word; three is too much responsibility :\

  99. The Fanciest of Pants says:

    I just popped in to laugh at L4D2 boycotters. Haha!

    Oh and a katana? Hells yes. I can hear people raging about it, but who cares.

  100. WJonathan says:

    tycho says:

    “Ah, those Whipsering Oaks – if only they could whisper instead”

    The zobmies will be fine and all, but I really want to ride the rollecroaster and eat some cotton cadny.

  101. Nick says:

    “But they weren’t even working on those fixes because they were working on this sequel”

    What, you mean those fixes that they released already? Ok. I was pretty pissed off when I thought they were going to charge for the initial DLC, but they didn’t and after it was released I was at least content with the fact the game was “complete” in a sense. It was not anywhere near as replayable as they made out though, I can only hope L4D 2 will live up to that hype.

  102. Funky Badger says:

    Was playing L4D for 3 hours this afternoon. Still great.

    Un-snarky question: those who’ve disowned it; what are you playing instead?

  103. jalf says:

    I think it says alot about Valve as a company that I find what they’re doing with L4D2 annoying. It shows just how highly I’ve come to think of them. It may be somewhat unfair, but I am going to hold them at the standard they’ve set in the past.

    Which “standard” is this? Wouldn’t they have had to provide good post-launch support in more than one game (TF2) for it to be a *standard*?

    Valve has turned out some great games, and TF2′s post-launch support has been amazing (even if some of their updates have done more harm than good, at least they show commitment to the game). But let’s not go overboard here. TF2 is the exception to the norm. It is not Valve’s *standard*. They have never done anything like that before, and so far, they have not done it since either.

    Why are you wailing and gnashing your teeth because Valve had the temerity to like what they made enough to pursue an even better version?

    A comparison: I don’t see Internet anger directed at EA’s sports franchises which come out with a new-but-barely-different iteration every year. How is L4D2 different?

    Ah, since you brought it up, let’s talk about one thing that annoys me about whingers like you. You’ve found something to attack others over, and that is so important to you that you’d never even dream of actually looking into what people are complaining about, because then it might just turn out they have a legitimate complaint, and that would completely ruin your fun, wouldn’t it? Much more fun to play it safe and stay ignorant, and just attack and bash people instead. So far, it has been stated very clearly and calmly in *every* single post on RPS mentioning either L4D or L4D2. But you’d rather be “annoyed” about “boycott whingers” than actually read their *reasons*.

    What makes L4D2 different from EA Sports franchises is simple:

    EA never had three high-profile employees, in three separate interviews, state that they intended to:

    1: Deliver free updates after launch, and
    2: That said updates would be delivered at an more frequently than TF2′s updates, and
    3: that these updates would contain new types of infected, and
    4: that these updates would contain new campaigns for coop and versus, and
    5: that these updates would contain new weapons.

    The reason why people are upset is that EA has the basic integrity to not promise these things unless they intend to honour that promise.

    Valve did not. Gabe Newell, Chet Faliszek and Doug Lombardi all, separately and independently stated that they would do these things after launch.

    For your EA comparison to hold, we’d pretty much need John Riccitiello or Peter Moore to go out and make the same promises about one of their upcoming sports games.

    EA has not done this. And that is how L4D is different from EA’s sports franchises.

    EA doesn’t promise much, so when they don’t deliver much, we’re not surprised. Valve made a very clear business decision of promising some very specific things, which they then threw out the window as soon as they’d taken our money.

  104. jalf says:

    @Funky Badger: Hmm, I haven’t consciously disowned the game, but I haven’t played for some months. As for what I’m playing instead? Fallout 3, CnC3, GalCiv2, ToMI, Sam&Max season 1, Assassins Creed and a couple of other games. I’ve got plenty to play… :p

    There’s no shortage of fun games.

  105. Stupoider says:

    @jalf: “2: That said updates would be delivered at an more frequently than TF2’s updates,” source, please.

    Also, Valve did deliver updates, they just forgot 1 or two pieces of content. Just because you weren’t satisfied with the updates delivered doesn’t mean others weren’t.

  106. Y3k-Bug says:

    @stupoider

    I don’t think jalf is claiming you should or shouldn’t be satisfied with the new content for the original L4D. He’s just saying he isn’t satisfied, and he’s making note of that fact by not purchasing L4D2.

  107. Lilliput King says:

    @ Funky Badger “Un-snarky question: those who’ve disowned it; what are you playing instead?”

    TF2, natch.

  108. DarkNoghri says:

    @MacBeth

    No, I didn’t go that deep. I wanted to know the definition, not it’s origins and development.

  109. MacBeth says:

    @DarkNoghri

    Now I know how Ben Kenobi felt when Vader turned to the Dark Side…

  110. Clippit says:

    Americans are SO stupid. Having said that, I have no particular problem with L4D2, but probably won’t buy it simply because I wasn’t all that keen on the first one. I still had fun with it, but the fun always came from playing with fun people, since the core mechanics were pretty simple.

    I think people who start using words like “boycott”, “regret” and “hate” in this context need to go outside, as suggested above. Look into the eyes of the duck.

  111. invisiblejesus says:

    Yes. America bashing is so much smarter and more mature than overreacting to a video game release. It shows a great deal of class, restraint and intellect.

  112. Malibu Stacey says:

    Which “standard” is this? Wouldn’t they have had to provide good post-launch support in more than one game (TF2) for it to be a *standard*?

    Guess you never played Half-Life or any of it’s pantheon of mods then? You may have heard of mods such as ‘Team Fortress Classic’, ‘Science and Industry’, ‘Firearms’, ‘Natural Selection’, ‘Frontline Force’, ‘Day of Defeat’, ‘Action Half-Life’ and a little known mod called ‘Counter-Strike’ which all benefitted hugely from VALVe’s constant support of the Half-Life engine & mod tools for at least 6 years after it’s initial release in 1998.

    I’m not on either side of this stupid argument btw, just pointing out the facts.

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