By John Walker on September 22nd, 2009 at 8:48 am.
A Left 4 Dead mod that, well, adds the Teletubbies as enemies. There’s not really much more that can be added to that. It’s created by flameknight7, and can be downloaded from here. Watch the video, as displayed on our tummies, below.
Teletubbies etiquette now dictates you immediately play the video again. Cheers to Steve for tweeting it.
inb4″this is stupid, and anyone who finds it funny is a sheep.”
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Also, I get the feeling, that using this in conjunction with the Randy Savage soundpack will be ace.
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EWWWWWWWW YAAAA!!! SNAP INTO A SLIMJIM!!!!
Also, someone add Kool-Aid Man:
Ohhhhhhh, Yeah!!!
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Um. Right.
Posssibly therapeutic for some among us. Or should I say, apparently?
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Psychopomp beat me to it – I was surprised last time by how controversial StupidFunny is.
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Are there normal zombies randomly in there too? Seems to spoil the effect a bit. I’d like to have seem just swarms of the Tubbies.
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The Teletubbies always hang out with regular zombies.
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Skeletons, especially.
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Last I saw there was three different versions of the mod. One like what you saw, one with regular L4D zombies replacing the HL ones, and then another one featuring only Teletubbies.
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How about one where they hang out with creatures from “In The Night Garden”?
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I KNEW IT!!!
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That’s awesome.
Incidentally, wasn’t Crash Course scheduled for around for tomorrow or something? Hope so!
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Reminds me of the toonrun maps for sven co-op. Great fun.
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This is stupi… sorry sorry.
the bit where the yellow one runs up the ramp “LaLa” “kaboom” (1:11 ish)
awesome.
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This is terrifying!
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Scarier than zombies.
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Jesus. That’s more unsettling than I thought it’d be.
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Those headshots are brutal.
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This whole thing is kinda metal, really.
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Omg, watching the tubbies pile in on a pipe bomb… make it stop, please.
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“Where have the teletubbies gone?” at the end was fantastic.
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Scarred for life here. Thanks RPS.
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La La, La La, La La, La L-BOOM.
Whatever memory of the Teletubbies I had is gone, replaced by this. Which may or may not be a good thing.
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Haha that is truly daunting horror. Eat yer heart out lovecraft!
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Very nice, but it could do with being spiced up with a few more kids favourites, like Postman Pat and his black and white cat, those freaks from In the Night Garden, and some rabbid Sesame Street characters foaming at the mouth and delirious with rage.
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Anybody else seen the guard dog thing on teamfortress.com yet?
You reckon that’s real?
The actual info page is not hosted on the official site…
http://guarddog.50webs.com/
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Going by the Saxton Hale letter, it’s just a fake update mocked up by someone in the community that Valve are drawing attention to.
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They scare me more then the usual zombies do.
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The same, the same. Imagine being surrounded by the bastards? Arrrrgh!
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This may be the single scariest thing I’ve ever seen.
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Oh my! I need to get hold of this – although am I risking horrendous teletubby related nightmares?
@itsallcrap its quite obviously false, not being hosted on the official site should tell you that, but look at it, its riddled with spelling and grammer mistakes – other than that its a good mock up.
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God that is absolutely, brutally, insanely awesome. Shearing Teletubbies’ heads off with a shotgun!
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I want a Rod, Jane and Freddy mod.
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That looks brilliant.
Just want them all to be this biq squishy ball of death.
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I [ ] Love, [X] hate what L4D make [X] me / [ ] make others feel. Is a great [X] game / [ ] zombie apocalipsis simulator / [ ] social comentary / [ ] wall paint tool.
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i agree.. this is stupidity, i don’t have to play it or watch the videos of someone else playing it. i mean are you serious once upon a time children were sleeping with the stuffed dolls!! Then some genius comes along and makes a video game with the different characters involved with handguns and what not……. smh i wonder why kids are so fascinated by guns a such a early age now days ! WHO”S TO BLAME?!
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I think it’d be a good start to BLAME JOHN WALKER for introducing this stuff to PERFECTLY INNOCENT CHILDREN for the simple purpose of INDOCTRINATING THEM in his SYSTEM OF MORAL DEPRAVITY, encouraging them to SOLVE THEIR PROBLEMS WITH VIOLENCE.
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My irony detector is broken. Are you serius?
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Ahem… hard to say. I am a GODFEARING AMERICAN who has a deep-seated CONCERN FOR THE WELFARE of CHILDREN and SOME MENTALLY DEFICIENT ADULTS.
But no, not really serious.
However, on a serious note, Tei, I wanted to commend you. You’ve been posting in the neighborhood for a while, and I’ve noticed that your English has improved tremendously during that time. Good work! I hope you interpret this as a sincere compliment, because it is.
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Thanks.. Kommissar Nicko. You made me really happy. :-)
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o_O
Those head & limb shots are pretty brutal.
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Terrifying…
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I don’t think I could count how many awesome moment there were in that 4:30 of video.
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This is poetry. Definetly post-modern or sumfink. Agree with the earlier posts about including characters from In the Night Garden, can only imagine how disturbing it would be to headshot Makka-Pakka as he polishes his stones and then to duck as the Pinky Ponk comes crshing down from the sky…
p.s. I pray that my 4 year old daughter never, ever sees this..
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That is terrifying, absolutely terrifying.
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Brilliant! Needs Barney, though. Then it would be completely horrifying.
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Barney as the Tank, perhaps?
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That would be GENIUS.
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WIN!
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Love it. Now all they need to do is replace the witch with Noseybonk and we’ll never sleep again.
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As if Zombie Clowns weren’t pant-wettingly terrifying enough.
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This mod needs to be part of L4D2 to get it past the Aussie censors. See you’re no longer killing the undead, you’re killing those four “things” over and over again.
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I don’t know if I should laugh or cry. Either way, I’ll never play with this mod…
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This is the most distrubing clip I’ve seen in a while.
I have to mention though, that I already find non-zombified Teletubbies to be distrubing…
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I’ve said this in at least one other place: L4D just became a survival horror game instead of an action shooter.
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Ermm, this explains all the similar looking avatars. Defaults!
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That's scarier than vanilla L4D.
Someone needs to put those things in Ravenholme in Half-Life 2. Or not. I don't think I could handle the nightmares.
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Teletubbies on fire !!! I think I am having an orgasm !!!!
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Wonderful.
Though I wish they'd gone a step further into the [i]truly[/i] surreal, and made a mind-bending map, complete with floating submarine-thing, and nozzle-nosed vacuum reavers.
I wet my bed in anticipation.
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If I ever watch teletubbies in the mere future, I will remember this and laugh like a madman.
What have you done?!?
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Left 4 Teletubbies Installer
I made a batch file to easily install and uninstall the mod whenever I want.
I uploaded it if you want to try it.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TAWDPFAS
http://rapidshare.com/files/296959511/Installer.bat.html
http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=9b6f217bec99c60e391d7d881749d3a7e04e75f6e8ebb871
Details:
- Created for Left 4 Teletubbies mod ver. 1.1
- Tested on Windows XP with an unmodified version of Left 4 Dead, purchased and downloaded via Steam.
- Expects Left 4 Dead to be installed on either the C drive or the D drive.
- Can be used to install and uninstall the mod.
- Simply place installer.bat in with the mod folders (where pak01_dir.vpk is located), then double-click it.
- When you want to uninstall the mod, just double-click it again.
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Here’s an updated version of the batch file for installing the mod (see my previous comment).
Slightly modified for better compatibility.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=K1M406C0
http://rapidshare.com/files/314668229/Installer.bat.html
http://www.mediafire.com/file/n01m2z0x24w/Installer.bat
And here’s a complete installer (with the mod files & all) that I send to my friends & family.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NMWT5HFF
http://rapidshare.com/files/314680456/Teletubbies.exe.html
http://www.mediafire.com/file/cnjtffnzmld/Teletubbies.exe
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