Rock, Paper, Shotgun

Quiz To Do. Also, Kieron Murdered.

By The Monster That Killed Kieron on October 2nd, 2009 at 3:43 pm.

Hullo. I just killed Kieron. He was typing quietly in IM trying to avoid my attention, but John Walker did something in capitals, so I heard it. I have now killed him. He’s lying on the floor, and I’m having the occasional nibble. Nothing quite like New New Games Journalists to chew on. He appears to have left a half-done post here, so I’m going to do it, before pressing on and hunting down Walker. I can smell his spoor, so he can’t escape me. Apparently, PC Gamer twittered this quiz which categorizes what sort of gamer you are. Apparently you’ll find it fun. And here’s a list of what assorted gaming luminaries have got…

Wait – these are all journalists. That doesn’t sound very luminescent to me.

Ex-PC Zone editor Will Porter is a Survivor-Seeker!

Ex-PC Format Dan Griddleoctopus is a Seeker-Socialiser!

Un-Ex-RPSer John Walker is a Seeker-Mastermind!

Un-Ex-Anything Lewis Denby is a Survivor-Daredevil!

Ex-PC Format Un-Ex OXM Mike Channel is a Daredevil-Mastermind, which he describes as a “Pretentious Thicky”.

Un-Ex-Microsoft-Lackey-in-chief Jon Hicks is a Seeker-Daredevil!

Un-Ex-Whatever-He’s-up-to-now-is-it-still-PC-plus?er Richard Cobbett is a Mastermind Seeker.

Ironically, Ex-living Kieron was a Survivor-Seeker. “You like pulse-pounding risks and escaping from hideous and scary threats as well as finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things”, apparently. Sadly, he failed to escape and the strange and wonderful thing found him.

You’re next, Walker.

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  1. frightlever says:

    Seeker-Survivor, but I'm sceptical about how thorough this was.

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  2. coupsan says:

    Kieron had it coming.

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  3. PureHalibut says:

    Daredevil Socialiser, it has a certain ring to it.

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  4. Heliosicle says:

    Seeker-Conqueror.

    Yay?

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  5. Daredevil-Conqueror for me.

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  6. Ian says:

    Survivor-Conquerer.

    Sounds more multiplayer-loving and completionist than I am.

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  7. Jacques says:

    Seeker-Daredevil, apparently.

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  8. Jaffo says:

    Mastermind-Conqueror

    Socialiser: 3 <- sounds about right!

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  9. Lack_26 says:

    Seeker-Socialiser apparently..

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  10. SirKicksalot says:

    Survivor-Seeker with the No Mercy exception, and this is bullshit (especially the No Mercy part).
    I don’t like the games they say I like.
    I don’t usually play multiplayer precisely because I don’t want to hurt or annoy the other players. I hate team-based games because I don’t want to be the noob that frustrates the others, I don’t want to be the weak link. In Quake Live (where I only play FFA), I’m one of the few that doesn’t kill AFK players, because I know they’ll feel like shit when they get back.

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  11. klumhru says:

    Conqueror-Socialiser.

    “You like defeating impossibly difficult foes, struggling until you eventually achieve victory, and beating other players as well as hanging around with people you trust and helping people.”

    Right on.

    “No Commitment: You dislike being asked to complete everything, preferring to pick and choose which tasks you will attempt, or simply messing around with a game.”

    Thwaddlegob

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  12. pepper says:

    Seeker-Mastermind. Problem is, most of the things they list in the I love it- I hate it, i really do love. I dont think they got a lot of usefull data out of that from me.

    Example: Driving around in the Daimler as a tanker in the WaW(World at War) Tournament, and constantly flanking enemy Panthers with my company captain, nothing has ever made my heartbeat explode that much when playing a game. Why? You have to a. make sure nobody is watching him, b. Drive up behind him, and then hit him in the sweet spot. If you mis, chances are you will be dead. Everytime i drove away after i kill i felt a moment of supreme victory, which i find unlikely to ever have again in a game. The only other instance i feel this is when i jump out of a plane.

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  13. Spd from Russia says:

    I took the quiz. good, except for the ‘horror’ part – I simply dont get scared by games at all and find most survivor-horror games utterly boring, thus I find the answer option “dont like being scared” incorrect
    Conqueror-Seeker

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  14. hydra9 says:

    Seeker-Conqueror, though not much of the ‘Conqueror’ stuff applies to me.

    And Kieron’s body may be dead, but he already uploaded his consciousness and is doing horrible things to himself in The Sims 3.

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  15. Elusive Pastry says:

    Mastermind-Conqueror

    I use complex strategy to better hear the lamentations of your women.

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    • RogB says:

      hahah awesome!

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    • DarkNoghri says:

      Conqueror-Mastermind here.

      We should team up. Together, we would be unstoppable! MWAHAHAHAHA.

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    • DarkNoghri says:

      You like defeating impossibly difficult foes, struggling until you eventually achieve victory, and beating other players as well as solving puzzles and devising strategies.

      With Seeker and Daredevil close behind.

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  16. FhnuZoag says:

    Seeker-Socialiser, no committment, no punishment.

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  17. Ybfelix says:

    Seeker-Mastermind.

    » No Fear: You do not enjoy feeling afraid, preferring to feel safe or in control.
    Correct

    » No Mercy: You rarely if ever care about hurting other players’ feelings – mercy is for the weak!
    Actually it’s that I don’t want to play with others

    ps: “South Asia (incl. China, India and Japan) ” this is just weird.

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  18. Schmung says:

    Socialiser-Conqueror apparently, though this seems rather off to me. I answered the questions as best I could, but the result doesn’t’ seem to reflect what I actually enjoying.

    They should should put in a bit where it tells you what sort of gaming system you should use just to piss people off.

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  19. jsutcliffe says:

    I love how 90% of these comments don’t express any concern for Kieron being dead.

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    • Dan (WR) says:

      Kieron is a comic book man now. There’s always a clone or interdimensional replacement.

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    • Ybfelix says:

      Undead Kieron, now this fad of zombie-shoehorning in videogame industry is getting out of hand!

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  20. Kismet says:

    Mastermind-Seeker here, with "No Commitment: You dislike being asked to complete everything, preferring to pick and choose which tasks you will attempt, or simply messing around with a game" as exception.
    Sounds about right. Also, it means that if I were an animal, I'd be an Octocat.

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    • JonFitt says:

      Mastermind-Seeker

      Mastermind: 18
      Seeker: 18
      Survivor: 12
      Achiever: 12
      Socialiser: 9
      Daredevil: 8
      Conqueror: -4

      You like solving puzzles and devising strategies as well as finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things.

      » No Punishment: You dislike struggling to overcome seemingly impossible challenges, and repeating the same task over and over again.

      Sounds about right!

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  21. Theory says:

    Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Socialiser-Mastermind.

    You like hanging around with people you trust and helping people as well as solving puzzles and devising strategies.

    Each BrainHex Class also has an Exception, which describes what you dislike about playing games. Your Exceptions are:

    » No Punishment: You dislike struggling to overcome seemingly impossible challenges, and repeating the same task over and over again.

    Spot on, except perhaps that I generally don’t have the patience for long-term strategising. I’m impressed.

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  22. Dan (WR) says:

    Daredevil-Survivor.

    Achiever -4, just like all my teachers said. ;_;

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  23. Colthor says:

    Survivor-Seeker, which sounds about right. As does “Socialiser: 0″.

    But the “No Mercy” exception is quite wrong, for exactly the reasons SirKicksalot posted.

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  24. Jacques says:

    Can we send congratulation to the RPS monster's email?

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  25. westyfield says:

    Socialiser-Seeker.
    That last question was a real pain, I like all of those things!

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  26. Some Guy says:

    mastermind concqueror.

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  27. Farfarer says:

    I am a seeker-mastermind. Apparently.

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  28. underproseductor says:

    Seeker-Mastermind. Suits me well enough.

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  29. xaphoo says:

    Seeker-Conqueror. Makes sense to me. I love exploration first, and cleverly blowing things up second.

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  30. Smithee says:

    I got Survivor-Seeker, also with the tagged-on “No Mercy.” Survivor-Seeker sounds about right, but No Mercy? When I play multiplayer games they’re generally only the cooperative sort, since I really don’t take much pleasure in mercilessly defeating human opponenets. Heck, sometimes I care about not hurting the feelings of the AI.

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  31. nemolom says:

    I came out as a seeker-socializer, and I’m not surprised – it does fit. However, what I enjoy the most in a game there are few games providing: Building, being truly creative. Second Life offers it to a limited degree, the Sims games offer some, that contraption game (I forget its name) gives a taste of it, Spore has elements of it, any games character creation has some, Little Big Planet has some of it – but there are no games truly focusing on it as the meat of the game. I guess what I’m talking about is the same process that brings joy to an artist showing off his or her work. I don’t think it would be right calling it achiever behavior?

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  32. Donald Duck says:

    Survivor-Mastermind! Ha. Muahahaha!

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    • Vandelay says:

      I got a Survivor-Mastermind – “You like pulse-pounding risks and escaping from hideous and scary threats as well as solving puzzles and devising strategies.”

      My exception was no commitment – “You dislike being asked to complete everything, preferring to pick and choose which tasks you will attempt, or simply messing around with a game.”

      I think that sounds about right. For me, it is far more important for a game to be atmospheric and to draw me into the world (although I find it irrelevant whether that world is very controlled by the developer or not.) I do find horror to be very effective in games.

      The exception is probably less true, but still has an element of truth. I’m not interested in getting achievements, unless there is some reward to be had. For example, in Team Fortress 2 I would be going for the achievements to unlock the weapons, but wouldn’t bother going for them once I had all the weapons (even if I wasn’t that interested in the weapons.) Similarly, I’m playing Prototype and very much enjoying running around the city and doing all the side-missions. But, that is to do with finding the missions fun rather than wanting to complete them all.

      My socialiser was down to 3, so I was kind of surprised that I didn’t get the no mercy exception that many here got. I was certainly very down on playing with others. Not particular because I dislike playing with others, but I generally prefer single player games.

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    • Donald Duck says:

      Vandelay yeah that’s pretty close to how I answered and feel about games. In the “name three games you like” section I put Thief, chess and Monkey Island.

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  33. Richard Clayton says:


    Your BrainHex Class is Mastermind.

    Your BrainHex Class Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Mastermind-Seeker.

    You like solving puzzles and devising strategies as well as finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things.

    Each BrainHex Class also has an Exception, which describes what you dislike about playing games. Your Exceptions are:

    » No Fear: You do not enjoy feeling afraid, preferring to feel safe or in control.

    Not sure it really describes me but maybe what I enjoy doing. Yes, I like solving problems. But I like it better if I can solve the problem by shooting my way out.

    However I am a bit of a control freak I guess and really dislike horror/terror in games.

    Interesting quiz. The sacrifice of Kieron was worth it.

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  34. Alex says:

    You know what would be cool? If for the icon they give you, they combine the animals you would be in the description (found on their website). For example seeker-conquerer would be cat-shark. Much cooler.

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  35. Nick says:

    Daredevil – Seeker

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  36. Dood says:

    Socialiser-Mastermind. Guess that explains my fondness of MoWs-cooperative-mode.
    Oh and R.I.P. Kieron.

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  37. Starky says:

    Conqueror-Mastermind.
    You like defeating impossibly difficult foes, struggling until you eventually achieve victory, and beating other players as well as solving puzzles and devising strategies.
    » No Wonder: You dislike being asked to search for things, preferring clearly defined tasks.

    Seems pretty fitting, as much as these “personality” test things usually are.

    Still, Conqueror-Mastermind is a bloody awesome title.

    Now all of you bow down before Starky your leader and GodKing! Or I shall crush you beneith my cunning plans and fiendish plots!

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    • Starky says:

      Still, as amusing as this is nothing is that clear cut.
      I hated Braid, yet am one of the 0.4% of players with the Apature science achievement (100% complete) in Portal.
      I’m also more of an FPS player than I am a RTS player… so make of that what you will.

      Also: Beneath, not beneith.

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    • Carra says:

      Another mastermind conqueror here!

      Thinks first, wtfpwn later.

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    • DarkNoghri says:

      I shall NOT bow down to you, as I have the same class!

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    • DarkNoghri says:

      Also, fear my Sharktopus wrath.

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  38. Jae Armstrong says:

    Mastermind: 17
    Achiever: 15
    Seeker: 12
    Conqueror: 9
    Survivor: 7
    Daredevil: 5
    Socialiser: -1

    Apparently I am some manner of sociopathic Octopus-Beaver hybrid with a cocaine addiction.

    Yeah, okay, I can roll with that.

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  39. RHippy says:

    Seeker-Mastermind. Can’t complain. I like the logo thingummy…

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  40. Gotem says:

    Mastermind-Survivor
    the perfect combination to try to take over the world

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  41. Obdicut says:

    I think the main problem with this test is it asks about what you feel most rewarded by, but not what you seek most actively.

    For example, it told me I was a Socializer-Conquerer– I’m sure one of the reasons was I rated “A moment when you feel an intense sense of unity with another player.” at a 7.

    The thing is, though, I don’t try to seek that out. I don’t ever expect it. I love it when it happens, but I’ve never found any reliable way of making that happen. Some of my favorite moments in gaming have been when my players actions and another synchronized– but primarily because of the rarity of it.

    What drives me to play the games I love, and my favorite moments in my gaming life, are entirely separate animals.

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  42. Bantros says:

    Conqueror-Seeker. According to your results, there are few play experiences that you strongly dislike

    Very true

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  43. Namos says:

    Achiever-Seeker, apparently. Though I get the feeling this test require a bit of a thinkywonk before I could really accept this interpretation of my gaming style.
    Also got the stupid “No mercy” exception which can’t seem to differentiate between being a total asshole and a dislike of playing with others.

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  44. Gundato says:

    Survivor-Conquerer

    The Survivor is spot on, but I am not so sure if Conquerer really applies

    Survivor: 17
    Conqueror: 17
    Daredevil: 12
    Mastermind: 10
    Achiever: 8
    Socialiser: 7
    Seeker: 5

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  45. lefishy says:

    Seeker somethingelser…

    It got my hatred of pointlessly hard challenges right though.

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  46. Phlebas says:

    Mastermind-Seeker. Predictably.
    Will the monster now have to write Thor?

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  47. Nighthood says:

    “Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Survivor-Seeker.

    You like pulse-pounding risks and escaping from hideous and scary threats as well as finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things.

    » No Commitment: You dislike being asked to complete everything, preferring to pick and choose which tasks you will attempt, or simply messing around with a game.”

    This thing is bloody accurate. I love scarier games and other “run the fuck away oh god there’s something after me where is it oh god” type games (I LOVE Stalker). It’s also accurate in that I really do hate being forced to wander about trying to find things, I’d rather just have fun rather than grind and wander about searching for a near impossible item.

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  48. Bret says:

    Seeker: 17
    Conqueror: 15
    Survivor: 11
    Achiever: 11
    Mastermind: 9
    Daredevil: 8
    Socialiser: 5

    Not bad.

    I do enjoy finding new and interesting places…

    And then murdering all the inhabitants with rocket launchers. It’s good stuff.

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  49. Railick says:

    Seeker-Conqueror : P

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  50. Axiin says:

    Daredevil-Socializer, Although conqueror was only 1 point away from socializer. (16/15/14 respectively)

    “You like rushing around at heights or high speed while you are still in control as well as hanging around with people you trust and helping people.” I am a squad based FPS junkie (I loved BF2 before it got full of h4x0rZ)

    I was bothered by the Daredevil result at first. I then remembered two things.

    1) I absolutely love the rush of adrenaline I get when engaging in even the most minor PVP in Eve.
    2) I recently started playing prototype and got a similar rush the first hour or two every single time I’d jump off a really high building, it was like I was actually free falling, that got me wanting to do it over and over again =)

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  51. Railick says:

    It appears I’m a 0 achiever! :( I don’t know how I got 0 in another I never choose strongly dislike for any of the questions lol.

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  52. MacBeth says:

    Seeker-Conqueror

    Sounds good to me.

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  53. Willy359 says:

    Seeker-Survivor. You’ll all be calling for me when the zombies rise. And I will say, “Sorry, no mercy.”

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  54. Igor Hardy says:

    Seeker-Mastermind am I, but I don’t understand why did my class get connected so strongly to repetitive Japanese RPGs. Shameful.

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  55. Mithrandir0x says:

    Curious, Mastermind-Daredevil.

    My animal would be… an OCTOAGLE!!!!???

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  56. Flimgoblin says:

    Mastermind-Conqueror, I’ll control you all from my secret underground hollowed out volcano bunker thing. Sharks with lasers dudes, sharks with lasers.

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  57. Fat says:

    Conqueror-Survivor

    Conqueror: 20
    Survivor: 18
    Daredevil: 16
    Socialiser: 12
    Mastermind: 9
    Seeker: 5
    Achiever: -2

    You like defeating impossibly difficult foes, struggling until you eventually achieve victory, and beating other players as well as pulse-pounding risks and escaping from hideous and scary threats.

    You dislike being asked to complete everything, preferring to pick and choose which tasks you will attempt, or simply messing around with a game.

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    Sounds about right, but well… i just gave them those exact answers, so i kind of knew that, eh?

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  58. wyrmsine says:

    Conqueror-Socialiser. I crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and take their ladies out for dinner and dancing.

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  59. Shadow Aspect says:

    I like your email address, Devourer-Of-Journalists.

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  60. Chaz says:

    Your BrainHex Class is Seeker.
    Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Seeker-Achiever.

    You like finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things as well as collecting anything you can collect or doing everything you possibly can.

    Each BrainHex Class also has an Exception, which describes what you dislike about playing games. Your Exceptions are:

    » No Punishment: You dislike struggling to overcome seemingly impossible challenges, and repeating the same task over and over again.

    —————————————————–

    Not a bad assessment, as I’d say that pretty much sums up my gaming likes and dislikes.

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  61. Andy says:

    Mine’s Seeker-Achiever which is odd as I’ve not seen anyone so far with that particular combo….

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  62. Leman says:

    Survivor-Seeker.

    Which is pretty much bang on the money.

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  63. Andy says:

    Except now for Chaz who posted in the exact same minute and made me look a bit silly now…. :p

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  64. Hug_dealer says:

    Survivor-Conqueror.

    Survivor: 19
    Conqueror: 18
    Mastermind: 12
    Seeker: 10
    Socialiser: 7
    Daredevil: 6
    Achiever: 0

    I am very suprised how accurate it is. I love the 0 achiever. I actually couldnt care less about steam and gfwl live acheivements. i think they are one of the worst things to come to gaming.

    I play every game on the hardest difficulty the first time through. I live for the challenge, i want to get beat and beat and beat. It makes it that much more fun and satisfying when you finally overcome it.

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  65. Socialiser-Conqueror with the No Fear exception, as stated on twitter.

    Apparently, I’m one of the less than two people who play multiplayer games in order to get some teamwork going.

    Also, International Hobo nominated for best name ever.

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  66. Cooper says:

    Seeker-Survivor.

    Sounds about right

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  67. Jakson Breen says:

    Daredevil-Survivor – You like rushing around at heights or high speed while you are still in control as well as pulse-pounding risks and escaping from hideous and scary threats.

    I would say that’s fairly accurate. Maybe why I like Mirror’s Edge so much?

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  68. Gabanski83 says:

    I got Seeker-Daredevil.

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  69. DaemonSpawn says:

    Socialiser-Survivor
    “You like hanging around with people you trust and helping people as well as pulse-pounding risks and escaping from hideous and scary threats.”

    “No Commitment: You dislike being asked to complete everything, preferring to pick and choose which tasks you will attempt, or simply messing around with a game”

    The quiz is intertesting but that dolphin-snake thing… hm

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  70. Mr Lizard says:

    Seeker-survivor.
    I got -10 for socializer, and I don’t care if anyone can beat that or not.

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  71. Arrrmo says:

    Mastermind-Daredevil… pretty darn accurate, especially with the my Exception: “No Commitment: You dislike being asked to complete everything, preferring to pick and choose which tasks you will attempt, or simply messing around with a game.”

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  72. NeonBlackJack says:

    Seeker-survivor.
    Nice.

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  73. SanguineAngel says:

    Conqueror-Mastermind.

    That’s pretty cool. Not seeing any of those yet I don’t think. I’m special!

    As a side note: Also a INFJ or “Counselor” which is pretty neat.

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  74. Toby says:

    Daredevil-seeker

    Basically I like shooting things in the face at high speed while collecting tokens.

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  75. Jeremy says:

    Seeker – Mastermind

    Seeker: 18
    Mastermind: 16
    Conqueror: 12
    Survivor: 9
    Socialiser: 9
    Daredevil: 5
    Achiever: 5

    Apparently, I like finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things as well as solving puzzles and devising strategies. This is pretty accurate all around, I hate achievements, I think they go way beyond what is necessary and actually break the game for me. Fallout 3 was the worst example for me, I just enjoyed playing the game, getting involved in the world, whether I turned good, evil, neutral, etc. is just besides the point. Experiencing the game is what’s important to me.

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    • BigJonno says:

      I got mastermind-seeker with the no commitment exception and I’m exactly the same as you. I hate feeling forced to play a game in a specific way or engaging in repetitive actions for completion’s sake.

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  76. Steelfist says:

    Conqueror-Daredevil. Which is cool.

    Also I’m an ENTJ: Field Marshal, which is awesome.

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  77. pauleyc says:

    I’m an International Hobo.

    No, wait, Mastermind-Seeker. And a negative socialiser.

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  78. rei says:

    Seeker-Mastermind

    Seeker: 19
    Mastermind: 17
    Conqueror: 14
    Achiever: 13
    Daredevil: 9
    Survivor: 6
    Socialiser: 5

    There’s always a bit of ambiguity in these things; I think there really should be more Survivor, and maybe a bit less Socialiser. People, pft.

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  79. Ffitz says:

    I’m a seeker-conqueror, apparently, which means I can hunt you down and kill you.

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  80. butler` says:

    Conqueror-Mastermind

    that’s going on my CV

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  81. butler` says:

    SanguineAngel: it means that we’re asshats.

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  82. Tei says:

    I prefer the following way of playing games:
    Single player alone
    Single player with other people helping or pad-passing
    Multiplayer, in the same room
    Multiplayer, over the internet
    Team play or Clan play over the internet
    Virtual worlds or MMORPGs

    Is this done by people that know what are doing? I want to vote “Multiplayer, in the same room”. But I don’t do that *NEVER* since is really hard to put people in the same room.

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  83. oceanclub says:

    “Your BrainHex Class is Seeker.
    Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Seeker-Mastermind.

    You like finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things as well as solving puzzles and devising strategies.”

    I think the first bit is a nice way of saying “achievements wh0re”.

    P.

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  84. Jugglenaut says:

    Conqueror-Achiever, which really fit together for me. There certain games where I’ll get to a difficult (and often optional) point, and if I can’t get it, I’ll keep playing it over and over until I give up, then I’ll stop playing. And I can’t go back to the game, because I know as soon as I do I’ll be working on that same part over and over again.

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  85. St4ud3 says:

    Another Conqueror-Mastermind

    If I was an animal I would be an Octoshark! BEWARE!!!

    A bit strange, that I’m an Conqueror, but still have the No commitment exception:
    » No Fear: You do not enjoy feeling afraid, preferring to feel safe or in control.
    » No Commitment: You dislike being asked to complete everything, preferring to pick and choose which tasks you will attempt, or simply messing around with a game.

    Did I say that I hate horror games? :D

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  86. chaves says:

    Part cat, part snake, all robot.
    Or, in other words, seeker-survivor.

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  87. Tei says:

    Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Survivor-Socialiser.
    You like pulse-pounding risks and escaping from hideous and scary threats as well as hanging around with people you trust and helping people.

    Sounds like I like L4D, and I like L4D :-)

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  88. Magnus says:

    Mastermind. (Mastermind-Seeker.)

    You like solving puzzles and devising strategies as well as finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things.

    Exception: No Mercy: You rarely if ever care about hurting other players’ feelings – mercy is for the weak!

    ———————–

    Sums me up pretty well, except perhaps for the no mercy part… I’m not that harsh.

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  89. theleif says:

    Survivor-Seeker.

    You like pulse-pounding risks and escaping from hideous and scary threats as well as finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things.

    No Commitment: You dislike being asked to complete everything, preferring to pick and choose which tasks you will attempt, or simply messing around with a game.

    Survivor: 16
    Seeker: 14
    Socialiser: 13
    Conqueror: 13
    Daredevil: 11
    Mastermind: 7
    Achiever: -3

    Sounds about right. But i think the questionnaire neglect things that is important in strategy games, which is what i play most. The questions actually made me think repeatedly of L4D. And Stalker. Achievements. Can’t say i hate them, but they just seem like a contrived way of adding imaginary value and play time to a game. They are just the equivalent of the grinding of MMO:s.

    Now back to my rosé wine.
    Cheers!

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  90. JB says:

    Socialiser-Seeker here.

    "You like hanging around with people you trust and helping people as well as finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things."

    Sounds more-or-less right.

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  91. sfury says:

    Seeker-Daredevil and one more Grim Fandango added to the Seeker’s favs! :)

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  92. Duffin says:

    Socialiser-Seeker.

    You like hanging around with people you trust and helping people as well as finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things.

    Each BrainHex Class also has an Exception, which describes what you dislike about playing games. Your Exceptions are:

    » No Commitment: You dislike being asked to complete everything, preferring to pick and choose which tasks you will attempt, or simply messing around with a game.

    Thats more accurate than I thought it would be.

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    • Edgar the Peaceful says:

      Socialiser-Seeker here also.

      My problem is that when a game invites me to collect everything, I’m bound to do it – like a job.

      I don’t enjoy it though.

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  93. Serenegoose says:

    I got ‘Daredevil-survivor’ Which I feel is about right. I hate pausing my games, I hate stopping to take check of things, I like the game to accomodate my desire to be always moving towards my objective, and not say ‘well, because you didn’t pussyfoot around for 8 hours doing squat all, you’re going to miss the plot’. If I have 4 health and 3 bullets, then that’s the situation I got into, and that’s where I’ll get out of again.

    That said, I really love slow paced strategic games, I just consider them to be completely distinct from games designed to induce adrenaline. If a slow, nuanced RPG wants me to talk to everyone in the city and solve their problems, that’s fine. But it always bugs me when that same RPG gets to act 4, the big bad is enacting their plan, and every character is like STOP THE VILLAIN NOW. then I get my movement hat on, and missing the plot because I didn’t say ‘the villain can wait, you were telling me about your missing bread?’ bugs me.

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  94. RyePunk says:

    Seeker-Daredevil.
    You like finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things as well as rushing around at heights or high speed while you are still in control.
    According to your results, there are few play experiences that you strongly dislike.

    Seeker: 14
    Daredevil: 13
    Conqueror: 10
    Achiever: 8
    Mastermind: 6
    Survivor: 4
    Socialiser: 2
    ———————-
    So my exception is that I have no exception? Whuh? It’s true I’ll play pretty much any game, and will probably enjoy it if it is decent.

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  95. CaptainHairy says:

    Conquerer-Achiever

    Conqueror: 19
    Achiever: 16
    Mastermind: 13
    Seeker: 10
    Socialiser: 8
    Survivor: 6
    Daredevil: 1

    Pretty accurate, but the Conquerer exception is not true for me, I really enjoy the timed pressure of a live match of Street Fighter.

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  96. Vasara says:

    I’m a seeker-mastermind. If I were an animal, I would be an Octopussycat.

    Seeker: 19
    Mastermind: 18
    Daredevil: 10
    Achiever: 9
    Conqueror: 8
    Survivor: 5
    Socialiser: 3

    I got no exception, it just said that there are few game experiences I dislike. Which is true.

    Pretty accurate I’d say. I love exploring and solving puzzles, but I’m not a huge fan of grind and online multiplayer games (playing with good friends is always splendid fun though).

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  97. Azazel says:

    Spider-Mastermind

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  98. Nero says:

    Seeker-Mastermind

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  99. Iain says:

    I’m a Seeker-Daredevil. I think that sounds about right.

    Seeker: 19
    Daredevil: 15
    Conqueror: 15
    Achiever: 9
    Mastermind: 9
    Socialiser: 7
    Survivor: 4

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  100. ilves says:

    Conqueror-Seeker.

    Conqueror: 16
    Seeker: 15
    Survivor: 12
    Mastermind: 11
    Daredevil: 9
    Socialiser: 6
    Achiever: -4

    » No Commitment: You dislike being asked to complete everything, preferring to pick and choose which tasks you will attempt, or simply messing around with a game.

    Meh, I’m a little all over the place though, I didn’t realize I was such a conqueror… I do enjoy beating other players online, mostly in FPS and some strategy games. But that first question of how I enjoy playing is stupid.. I like playing single player, I like playing multiplayer, I like playing with people in the same room, I like them all, just depends on what the situation/game is…

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  101. Wulf says:

    I got Seeker-Daredevil</strong.

    "You like finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things as well as rushing around at heights or high speed while you are still in control.

    Considering that my favourite things in games are often bolting around, doing totally insane things, and seeking out wonder, I’d say that’s about as accurate as accurate gets. Mastermind came very close to Daredevil though, but that’s probably because I like my puzzles and went so far as to cite Uru as one of my three games.

    Socialiser had almost as much as Mastermind, and the other three (Achiever, Conqueror, Survivor) were 0. Achiever I’m glad about, since ‘achieving’ in games these days amounts to unlocks and achievements (no thanks!), and I’m too much of an ethical person to ‘conquer’ anything, in any conceivable way. I am mildly disappointed about survivor though, but oh well, can’t have it all!

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  102. Nexxus9 says:

    Seeker-survivor.
    Not a huge surprise. Alas, Kieron did not make it.

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  103. Kaneda says:

    Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Conqueror-Survivor.

    You like defeating impossibly difficult foes, struggling until you eventually achieve victory, and beating other players as well as pulse-pounding risks and escaping from hideous and scary threats.

    Each BrainHex Class also has an Exception, which describes what you dislike about playing games. Your Exceptions are:

    » No Commitment: You dislike being asked to complete everything, preferring to pick and choose which tasks you will attempt, or simply messing around with a game.

    Conqueror: 18
    Survivor: 16
    Socialiser: 14
    Seeker: 14
    Daredevil: 11
    Mastermind: 8
    Achiever: -10

    Heh!

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  104. Kelron says:

    Mastermind-Seeker apparently, although I wasn’t sure what to answer to some questions.

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  105. James G says:

    Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Mastermind-Seeker.

    You like solving puzzles and devising strategies as well as finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things.

    Mastermind: 19
    Seeker: 17
    Achiever: 12
    Conqueror: 9
    Daredevil: 6
    Socialiser: 4
    Survivor: -2

    No wonder I didn’t like Left 4 Dead!

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    • James G says:

      Suppose I should comment on my results.

      Well they fit, and don’t really surprise me, although I’d be tempted to swap mastermind and seeker around, if only because the latter is also indirectly responsible for some of my score in daredevil and achiever. I’m more than happy to pull off a silly stunt if it gets me somewhere new, and most of my pro-achiever responses were down to my drive to ‘see’ everything.

      The low score in survivor is hardly surprising, running away from stuff causes me to do a Dara O’Brien and begin offering food to monsters as I repeatedly ram my head into a wall. Similarly I’m not hugely fond of stealth, as the tension makes me panic.

      I’m also not at all surprised to be scoring similarly to Mr. Walker. I’ve long realised that he is the member of the hive-mind most closely aligned to myself.

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  106. Diosjenin says:

    Mastermind: 18
    Achiever: 16
    Conqueror: 16
    Socialiser: 8
    Seeker: 7
    Daredevil: 6
    Survivor: 2
    “You like solving puzzles and devising strategies as well as collecting anything you can collect or doing everything you possibly can. According to your results, there are few play experiences that you strongly dislike.”

    Gave me a Mastermind-Achiever despite the tie between Achiever and Conqueror, which was spot on. Those are definitely the big three for me, in that order. The conquering is the visceral reward, the achieving is the compulsive reward, but the strategy required is the key element that keeps me coming back to a game – that separates the good games from the great ones. TF2 is a wonderfully fun game, but it wouldn’t be half as fun if I couldn’t look at a battlefield situation, say “oh, if a class X did Y, it might force/allow Z,” and then go off and do exactly that and have a hell of a lot of fun doing so.

    My favorite game by far is Mass Effect, which I think matches with the numbers here perfectly. Why is it so awesome?
    1) Mastermind: Building your character for maximum combat efficiency (best build is an Adept+Bastion with an extra AR talent), stepping through a quest trying for a specific outcome, stepping into a room and figuring out the most efficient way to clear it, etc.
    2) Achiever: Assloads of items, quests, and conversations to complete. I think the first time I played the game it took me ~63 hours because I’m such a sidequest whore; even now when I know exactly what I’m doing, I’m lucky to be done with it in ~45.
    3) Conqueror: Combat is FUN. A perfect blend between the intensity of a good FPS and the strategy involved in a good RPG.
    Oh, and 4) The most kickass storyline I’ve seen in any game ever.

    Also, my prayers are with Kieron’s family. :P

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  107. Torgen says:

    I’d like to know the answer to the most important question: Who gets all Kieron’s shit? I suppose that the RPS survivors (should there be any) could hold some sort of raffle for readers, or just keep it all for themselves.

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  108. Clovis says:

    Your BrainHex Class is Mastermind.

    Your BrainHex Class Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Mastermind-Seeker.

    You like solving puzzles and devising strategies as well as finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things.

    Each BrainHex Class also has an Exception, which describes what you dislike about playing games. Your Exceptions are:

    » No Fear: You do not enjoy feeling afraid, preferring to feel safe or in control.

    Learn more about your classes and exceptions at BrainHex.com.

    Your scores for each of the classes in this test were as follows:

    Mastermind: 19
    Seeker: 15
    Conqueror: 14
    Daredevil: 11
    Achiever: 6
    Socialiser: 4
    Survivor: 0

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    I guess that was right, except I do kinda' like survival "horror" when it is not really horrifying, which most of it isn't. I want to be a test subject when I grow up!

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  109. Interesting…

    Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Seeker-Achiever.

    You like finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things as well as collecting anything you can collect or doing everything you possibly can.

    According to your results, there are few play experiences that you strongly dislike.

    Learn more about your classes and exceptions at BrainHex.com.

    Your scores for each of the classes in this test were as follows:

    Seeker: 17
    Achiever: 12
    Socialiser: 10
    Conqueror: 10
    Daredevil: 9
    Mastermind: 7
    Survivor: 2

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  110. RJ-45 says:

    Your BrainHex Class Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Seeker-Socialiser.

    You like finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things as well as hanging around with people you trust and helping people.

    Each BrainHex Class also has an Exception, which describes what you dislike about playing games. Your Exceptions are:

    » No Commitment: You dislike being asked to complete everything, preferring to pick and choose which tasks you will attempt, or simply messing around with a game.

    Seeker: 16
    Socialiser: 15
    Daredevil: 10
    Conqueror: 10
    Mastermind: 7
    Survivor: 6
    Achiever: -2

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  111. Newblade says:

    Survivor-Socialiser. Rare combination, isn’t it?

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  112. bhlaab says:

    You like solving puzzles and devising strategies as well as finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things.

    Each BrainHex Class also has an Exception, which describes what you dislike about playing games. Your Exceptions are:

    » No Punishment: You dislike struggling to overcome seemingly impossible challenges, and repeating the same task over and over again.
    » No Mercy: You rarely if ever care about hurting other players’ feelings – mercy is for the weak!

    ———

    The questions are fairly weak. I enjoy seemingly impossible challenges (but hate challenges that more than seem impossible) and I don’t care about hurting other players’ feelings because I don’t care for playing with others at all.

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  113. Vilander says:

    Achiever-Mastermind

    Achiever: 20
    Mastermind: 15
    Seeker: 15
    Conqueror: 8
    Daredevil: 7
    Survivor: 4
    Socialiser: -2

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    • Paul B says:

      Achiever-Mastermind here too:

      Achiever: 17
      Mastermind: 13
      Seeker: 13
      Socialiser: 9
      Daredevil: 2
      Conqueror: -4
      Survivor: -6

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  114. Shadowmancer says:

    Your BrainHex Class is Conqueror.

    Your BrainHex Class Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Conqueror-Mastermind.

    You like defeating impossibly difficult foes, struggling until you eventually achieve victory, and beating other players as well as solving puzzles and devising strategies.

    According to your results, there are few play experiences that you strongly dislike.

    Pretty much sums me up, I only play on hard mode cos I’m hardcore and that how I roll.

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  115. Flimgoblin says:

    Yeah I got the “No Commitment” too – which explains why I don’t get particularly enthused by the ubiquitous achievement unlocks. (and why I’ve not quite built the volcano base yet)

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  116. Flint says:

    Seeker-Achiever

    Seeker: 18
    Achiever: 17
    Mastermind: 13
    Conqueror: 6
    Socialiser: 5
    Daredevil: 3
    Survivor: -4

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  117. HolyShitMatt says:

    Your BrainHex Class is Socialiser.

    Your BrainHex Class Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Socialiser-Seeker.

    You like hanging around with people you trust and helping people as well as finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things.

    According to your results, there are few play experiences that you strongly dislike.

    Learn more about your classes and exceptions at BrainHex.com.

    Your scores for each of the classes in this test were as follows:

    Socialiser: 15
    Seeker: 15
    Conqueror: 12
    Survivor: 11
    Daredevil: 10
    Achiever: 5
    Mastermind: 5

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  118. Hmm-Hmm. says:

    Your BrainHex Class is Seeker.

    Your BrainHex Class Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Seeker-Daredevil.

    You like finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things as well as rushing around at heights or high speed while you are still in control.

    According to your results, there are few play experiences that you strongly dislike.

    Learn more about your classes and exceptions at BrainHex.com.

    Your scores for each of the classes in this test were as follows:

    Seeker: 17
    Daredevil: 12
    Conqueror: 12
    Socialiser: 9
    Achiever: 8
    Mastermind: 6
    Survivor: 5

    —-

    I must say I’m not sure about the validity of this test. Seeker is undoubtably correct, but I’m having my doubts about the Daredevil part. Also, it was a remarkably short test and I feel I could’ve filled it out quite a bit differently.

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  119. Persus-9 says:

    I got mastermind-seeker which seemed about right I guess. It told me I dislike being under preasure which is spot on. However I found the questions felt rather flawed in that they only asked about the positive aspects of gameplay. I mean sure I love completing collections but I bloody hate the process of doing things like that. I do love solving puzzles but I often hate the process and the frustration that so often goes along with games that feature puzzles.

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  120. Klaus says:

    Your BrainHex Class is Survivor.

    Your BrainHex Class Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Survivor-Seeker.

    You like pulse-pounding risks and escaping from hideous and scary threats as well as finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things.

    Each BrainHex Class also has an Exception, which describes what you dislike about playing games. Your Exceptions are:

    » No Commitment: You dislike being asked to complete everything, preferring to pick and choose which tasks you will attempt, or simply messing around with a game.
    » No Mercy: You rarely if ever care about hurting other players’ feelings – mercy is for the weak!

    Learn more about your classes and exceptions at BrainHex.com.

    Your scores for each of the classes in this test were as follows:

    Survivor: 16
    Seeker: 16
    Daredevil: 7
    Mastermind: 7
    Conqueror: 6
    Achiever: -4
    Socialiser: -8

    I dislike MMO’s, so that’s no shocker. And I also dislike finding piece of crap to get 100%. As for the ‘No Mercy,’ I chalk that up more to apathy than any form of malice.

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  121. alm says:

    Daredevil-Conqueror

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  122. Vinraith says:

    Seeker-Mastermind

    Based on the description, that sounds about right.

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    • Ted says:

      Got that too, and this makes no sense “You like finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things.” So … I just like finding anything I guess?

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    • Ted says:

      But it makes sense that I matched the RPS boss who’s the biggest (only?) adventure games fan certainly.

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  123. fijam says:

    And another mastermind-seeker here.

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  124. Dave says:

    Daredevil-Conqueror. But I think people are very bad at answering these sorts of questions for themselves.

    About the only thing I am certain of is I don’t like puzzles.

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  125. Shnyker says:

    RIP Kieron

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  126. GreatUncleBaal says:

    Seeker – Daredevil, apparently.
    I think many people would get varying results depending on mood, game just played etc.
    My exception was that I “rarely if ever care about other player’s feelings” – which is about as wrong as it can possibly get.
    Interesting survey, but not really enough questions to nail things down, as it were.

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  127. Jonas says:

    So not Surprised at Denby’s or Cobbett’s results. I’d love to hear what Quinns gets on this, since I’ll basically consider the test inaccurate if he gets anything other than Survivor-Seeker. Except maybe Survivor-Daredevil.

    I got Socialiser-Seeker, with the exception of not liking to feel afraid. Indeed I do not like to feel afraid at all, I get enough of that in the real world, thankyouverymuch.

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  128. KaputtChino says:

    DONT YOU JUST TELL EVERYONE HERE WHAT YOUR STUPID SCORES ARE!

    We obviously lost a member of the hivemind. We should all be mourning and crying by now.

    Also I’m Seeker-Conquerer which fits me really well by the way.

    And i used caps. I hope now that theres no cat coming for me =/

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    • GreatUncleBaal says:

      Don’t worry – the Hive Minds are safe in their brain-vats. They just need to spawn a new Gillen-Body.

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  129. faelnor says:

    Seeker-Survivor

    Seeker: 19
    Survivor: 16
    Achiever: 13
    Daredevil: 10
    Mastermind: 7
    Conqueror: 4
    Socialiser: -2

    True that I don’t get much fun from online gaming or RTS.
    Oh, STALKER SoC here I come <3

    Am I the next one to die ?

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  130. Nimic says:

    Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Mastermind-Conqueror.

    You like solving puzzles and devising strategies as well as defeating impossibly difficult foes, struggling until you eventually achieve victory, and beating other players.

    Your Exceptions are:

    » No Commitment: You dislike being asked to complete everything, preferring to pick and choose which tasks you will attempt, or simply messing around with a game.

    Mastermind: 18
    Conqueror: 16
    Seeker: 14
    Socialiser: 13
    Daredevil: 8
    Survivor: 7
    Achiever: 1

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  131. Aphotique says:

    Your BrainHex Class is Socialiser.
    Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Socialiser-Achiever.

    You like hanging around with people you trust and helping people as well as collecting anything you can collect or doing everything you possibly can.

    Socialiser: 20
    Achiever: 18
    Conqueror: 16
    Mastermind: 14
    Seeker: 12
    Survivor: 10
    Daredevil: 8

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  132. Legionary says:

    Achiever-Seeker

    Exceptions:
    » No Fear: You do not enjoy feeling afraid, preferring to feel safe or in control.
    » No Punishment: You dislike struggling to overcome seemingly impossible challenges, and repeating the same task over and over again.

    Achiever: 15
    Seeker: 14
    Socialiser: 10
    Daredevil: 7
    Mastermind: 3
    Survivor: 0
    Conqueror: 0

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  133. Novack says:

    Hey, smartasses stop making fun with titles faking the death of one of you, last time many people believed (me included) that was true.

    This one is less realistic, but equally idiotic.

    Find something else to keep your interntish cinicism going.

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  134. An Innocuous Coin says:

    “You like collecting anything you can collect or doing everything you possibly can as well as solving puzzles and devising strategies.”

    Apparently an Achiever-Mastermind here…I’m pleasantly surprised, in spite of not being quite sure of some of the answers that does seem to fit rather nicely. I do tend to focus on goals in…well, any game I play, and I love devising strategies and to a lesser extend working out puzzles. I do wonder if my answers would be any different if I took a significant amount of time to think about them; I mostly figured it was best to go with my gut reactions and not overthink things.

    Oh, numbers! Yes.

    Achiever: 19
    Mastermind: 15
    Seeker: 13
    Survivor: 12
    Conqueror: 8
    Daredevil: 6
    Socialiser: 4

    Yes. Though I’d probably be more social if gaming communities weren’t arses more oft than not.. Ah well.

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  135. Psychopomp says:

    Your BrainHex Class is Survivor.

    Your BrainHex Class Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Survivor-Seeker

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  136. RED_404 says:

    Your BrainHex Class is Conqueror.
    Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Conqueror-Mastermind.

    You like defeating impossibly difficult foes, struggling until you eventually achieve victory, and beating other players as well as solving puzzles and devising strategies.

    Each BrainHex Class also has an Exception, which describes what you dislike about playing games. Your Exceptions are:

    » No Commitment: You dislike being asked to complete everything, preferring to pick and choose which tasks you will attempt, or simply messing around with a game.
    Learn more about your classes and exceptions at BrainHex.com.

    Your scores for each of the classes in this test were as follows:

    Conqueror: 20
    Mastermind: 17
    Daredevil: 14
    Socialiser: 13
    Seeker: 10
    Survivor: 6
    Achiever: 1

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  137. RC-1290'Dreadnought' says:

    Kieron, nooooooooooooooooo!

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  138. DrazharLn says:

    Mastermind-Socialiser.

    You like solving puzzles and devising strategies as well as hanging around with people you trust and helping people.

    Each BrainHex Class also has an Exception, which describes what you dislike about playing games. Your Exceptions are:

    » No Commitment: You dislike being asked to complete everything, preferring to pick and choose which tasks you will attempt, or simply messing around with a game.

    Mastermind: 18
    Socialiser: 16
    Seeker: 13
    Conqueror: 10
    Daredevil: 6
    Survivor: 6
    Achiever: 0

    I’m not convinced the questions were good. Especially the two multiple choice sections. No commitment is definitely right. Games are for entertainment, not OCD.

    3 Games:
    Portal – For innovation, creative puzzles, valve perfection and story
    Captain Forever – Innovation, crazy indie stuff, novel funding
    Dystopia – For competition, mods, social gaming and blowing shit up

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    • DrazharLn says:

      I could have listed a whole lot of other games, though. Darwinia, SM Alpha Centauri, Space Empires 5, Cogs, Braid…

      I could give valid reasons for any of those too.

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  139. liquid says:

    Mastermind: 20
    Conqueror: 17
    Survivor: 15
    Daredevil: 11
    Socialiser: 9
    Seeker: 8
    Achiever: 2

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  140. J says:

    Mastermind-Conqueror.

    Mastermind: 17
    Conqueror: 16
    Socialiser: 14
    Achiever: 13
    Seeker: 9
    Daredevil: 7
    Survivor: 4

    as a total war nerd, hell yes I’m pleased with that description, though I am going to suck at the zombie apocalypse

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  141. MD says:

    Conqueror-Daredevil.
    You like defeating impossibly difficult foes, struggling until you eventually achieve victory, and beating other players as well as rushing around at heights or high speed while you are still in control.
    Your Exceptions are:
    » No Fear: You do not enjoy feeling afraid, preferring to feel safe or in control.
    » No Commitment: You dislike being asked to complete everything, preferring to pick and choose which tasks you will attempt, or simply messing around with a game.
    Conqueror: 18
    Daredevil: 16
    Mastermind: 12
    Seeker: 12
    Socialiser: 8
    Survivor: -1
    Achiever: -4
    Yep, sounds pretty accurate! Not all that surprising, given the questions they asked, but I do get a kick out of this sort of thing. For the record, the games I mentioned were Warsow, Deus Ex and Worms. I guess I picked a mixture of games to reflect different facets of my gaming personality, rather than three to exemplify a single favourite type. Warsow is the one that best fits my results, while Deus Ex is a fairly obvious exception. Worms might seem to be pretty much the antithesis of my 'type', but given that my favourite gametypes involve high-speed ninja-roping, that's not actually the case.
    The 'defeating impossibly difficult foes, struggling until you eventually achieve victory' part is accurate, but mostly in terms of 'beating other players'. That is, I love a challenge in multiplayer, but when it comes to single-player I often lack the motivation to improve, unless a game really hits the sweet spot in terms of 'feel' (mechanics, controls, etc.). I'm not particularly good at single-player games, preferring either a challenging but simple (and hard to fail so badly that it's not enjoyable) game like Tetris, or something story-based and compelling like Deus Ex.

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  142. squidlarkin says:

    I’m a conqueror-survivor, and considering the three games i chose were Go, Robotron and Crawl, I’d say that’s pretty apt.

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  143. 1nightstand says:

    Achievers are the proletariats of the gaming world.

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  144. drewski says:

    Seeker-Conquerer.

    I find things. And kill them.

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  145. merc says:

    Conquerer-Mastermind for me. That’s about right.

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  146. Haywire says:

    Seekers are being massively over-represented in our media
    LONG LIVE THE MASTERMIND-SOCIALIZER/CONQUEROR

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  147. jackflash says:

    Class: Seeker. Sub-Class: Seeker-Daredevil.

    Seeker: 19
    Daredevil: 13
    Socialiser: 13
    Conqueror: 13
    Mastermind: 11
    Survivor: 7
    Achiever: -6

    I hate collecting shit.

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  148. Jayt says:

    Conqueror: 19
    Socialiser: 17
    Mastermind: 10
    Daredevil: 9
    Achiever: 6
    Survivor: 0
    Seeker: -1

    Conqueror-Socialiser

    Pew pew and whats up

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  149. Joseph says:

    Seeker-Daredevil.

    According to your results, there are few play experiences that you strongly dislike.

    Seeker: 17
    Daredevil: 15
    Socialiser: 14
    Conqueror: 12
    Survivor: 9
    Mastermind: 7
    Achiever: 3

    So I am a cat and an eagle. Fuck yeah! I think :S

    Daredevil explains why I like Left 4 Dead so much. Seeker and survivor explain why I’m getting kinda over it. It is so repetitive visually after you’ve seen it all, and surviving alone can’t keep me interested – I still, however, load it up for the daredevil hunter pounces and the swift death I dish out to the horde.

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  150. Fashigady says:

    Daredevil-Conqueror eh?

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  151. Seeker-Daredevil. I suppose it’s accurate- I loved poking about in Fallout 3, seeing what kind of weird stuff I could find- and I always did like blasting down the roads in GTA:SA at ridiculous speeds. Still, it doesn’t seem like the choice for people who like hard-and-heavy tactical and stealth shooters like myself. OH WELL

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  152. Cor!

    Says here I’m a Conqueror-Seeker, with a profile exception being that I have an irrational hatred of puzzles. And that I like to punch the air. I guess it’s accurate enough.

    The profile descriptions seem to be trying to tell me I’m akin to some horrific melange of shark and cat.

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  153. Flyspeck says:

    Socializer – Daredevil! I’m pretty awesome.

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  154. Edogawa Conan says:

    I am a Conqueror-Achiever/Seeker (since the points are the same) just like Conan the Barbarian and I like shark cats.

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  155. Mastermind Survivor, I like the sound of that

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  156. Vinraith says:

    Mastermind: 20
    Seeker: 14
    Daredevil: 8
    Conqueror: 6
    Achiever: 5
    Survivor: 2
    Socialiser: -4

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  157. futage says:

    Socialiser-Daredevil.

    Too goddamn right.

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  158. GCU Speak Softly says:

    Your BrainHex Class is Seeker.

    Your BrainHex Class Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Seeker-Mastermind.

    You like finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things as well as solving puzzles and devising strategies.

    Seeker: 20
    Mastermind: 16
    Conqueror: 16
    Survivor: 12
    Achiever: 10
    Daredevil: 6
    Socialiser: 3

    Sounds like me – thank ghod for solo mode in DDO…

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  159. The Apologist says:

    Seeker-Mastermind

    Will RPS be compiling a profile of its readership?

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  160. Namey says:

    Seeker: 15
    Socialiser: 12
    Achiever: 11
    Conqueror: 10
    Mastermind: 6
    Daredevil: 3
    Survivor: 0

    My hate for driving and horror games is showing. As is my enjoyment of RPG and online games.

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  161. Casimir's Blake says:

    Seeker Survivor. Socialiser 3!?

    Well, I DO enjoy Stalker and Thief that much I guess… :P

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  162. Acidburns says:

    Mastermind Conqueror

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  163. mattwombat says:

    Seeker-Survivor

    Seeker: 20
    Survivor: 17
    Mastermind: 13
    Conqueror: 10
    Daredevil: 6
    Socialiser: 5
    Achiever: -4

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  164. Muffin Man says:

    Mastermind? Um. No, not really.

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  165. matte_k says:

    Seeker-Mastermind.

    Seeker: 19
    Mastermind: 18
    Socialiser: 12
    Conqueror: 10
    Achiever: 8
    Daredevil: 6
    Survivor: 2
    Interesting to see that Morrowind scores highly in the seeker group-i’d listed that as one of my three games (along with TF2, which also scores highly across the board) before even seeing that part of the stats…

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  166. lePooch says:

    Mastermind Socialiser….. great. Now its official: I’m a carebear. Also, this:

    “Your pleasure centre has double lines to indicate that it is highly stimulated by your play style…Your chemical messenger is dopamine, which is chemically similar to cocaine, and is involved in habit formation.”

    I loves me a lil’ cocaine in mah games.

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  167. gobion says:

    Apparently I’m a Socialiser-Seeker which not only sounds like a luckless date, but it amuses me because I avoid MMOGs like the plague :D

    Socialiser: 19
    Seeker: 18
    Survivor: 16
    Daredevil: 14
    Mastermind: 6
    Achiever: 4
    Conqueror: 4

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  168. Will Tomas says:

    Your BrainHex Class is Seeker.
    Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Seeker-Daredevil.

    You like finding strange and wonderful things or finding familiar things as well as rushing around at heights or high speed while you are still in control.

    Each BrainHex Class also has an Exception, which describes what you dislike about playing games. Your Exceptions are:

    » No Commitment: You dislike being asked to complete everything, preferring to pick and choose which tasks you will attempt, or simply messing around with a game.

    Seeker: 19
    Daredevil: 15
    Mastermind: 15
    Survivor: 8
    Conqueror: 7
    Socialiser: 5
    Achiever: -4

    That seems about right to me…

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  169. ET says:

    Seeker-Mastermind. Sounds about right, really.

    Seeker: 20
    Mastermind: 17
    Survivor: 11
    Daredevil: 2
    Achiever: 2
    Conqueror: -2
    Socialiser: -6

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  170. Erlend M says:

    Is there a disproportionate amount of Seekers and Masterminds on RPS? I guess that says something about the readership that the site attracts.

    Seeker: 18
    Mastermind: 17
    Daredevil: 6
    Survivor: 4
    Achiever: 4
    Socialiser: 0
    Conqueror: 0

    Incidentally, my favourite games of all time are Deus Ex, Thief, and Betrayal at Krondor.

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  171. Ratty says:

    Mastermind-Conqueror..

    Apparently if I were an animal, I would be some sort of OctoShark… Seems appealing for some reason :)

    Mastermind: 16
    Conqueror: 16
    Survivor: 13
    Seeker: 11
    Socialiser: 10
    Daredevil: 6
    Achiever: 2

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  172. GrassyGnoll says:

    I’m rare, it said so:

    Daredevil: 18
    Socialiser: 18
    Conqueror: 14
    Mastermind: 13
    Survivor: 11
    Seeker: 7
    Achiever: 4

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  173. TraceLines says:

    Conqueror-Mastermind.

    Conqueror: 19
    Mastermind: 15
    Daredevil: 14
    Socialiser: 10
    Seeker: 9
    Survivor: 6
    Achiever: -2

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  174. mungobungo says:

    whats this post about? twittering about something that twittered about some twitter test on twitter for twitterers?

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  175. madhaha says:

    Your BrainHex Class is Socialiser.

    Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Socialiser-Conqueror.

    You like hanging around with people you trust and helping people as well as defeating impossibly difficult foes, struggling until you eventually achieve victory, and beating other players.

    According to your results, there are few play experiences that you strongly dislike.

    Learn more about your classes and exceptions at BrainHex.com.

    Your scores for each of the classes in this test were as follows:

    Socialiser: 18
    Conqueror: 17
    Mastermind: 16
    Seeker: 12
    Daredevil: 10
    Survivor: 7
    Achiever: 2

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  176. Wisq says:

    Seeker-Mastermind.

    Interesting that Seeker regularly ranks so high in video game players. At least, the industry folks and the sort of commentors that hang out on RPS.

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  177. I got Mastermind… not surprised.

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  178. MsGriffin says:

    Mastermind-Seeker here; won’t find me PVPing for keeps or without a safety net, or running with guns.

    Mastermind: 19
    Seeker: 14
    Conqueror: 11
    Socialiser: 10
    Survivor: 8
    Achiever: 8
    Daredevil: 1

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  179. Snuffy (the Evil) says:

    “Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Socialiser-Conqueror.

    You like hanging around with people you trust and helping people as well as defeating impossibly difficult foes, struggling until you eventually achieve victory, and beating other players.

    Each BrainHex Class also has an Exception, which describes what you dislike about playing games. Your Exceptions are:

    » No Commitment: You dislike being asked to complete everything, preferring to pick and choose which tasks you will attempt, or simply messing around with a game.”

    Sounds a lot like me.

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  180. Daniel Klein says:

    All you non-conquerors are sissy little girls and will be defeated-slash-eaten by us superior conqueror types!

    Conqueror: 19
    Daredevil: 16
    Mastermind: 14
    Survivor: 10
    Socialiser: 8
    Seeker: 2
    Achiever: -10

    (My favourite game of 2008 was Burnout Paradise and I still don’t own all cars–specifically I’m lacking the ones you get for completing X sets of online activities or setting time/crash records on all streets of Big Surf. Booo-ring. Maybe it’ll happen automatically at some point, but in 90+h of just messing around it hasn’t.)

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  181. Chalkster says:

    Your BrainHex Class is Socialiser.
    Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Socialiser-Mastermind.

    You like hanging around with people you trust and helping people as well as solving puzzles and devising strategies.

    Each BrainHex Class also has an Exception, which describes what you dislike about playing games. Your Exceptions are:

    » No Fear: You do not enjoy feeling afraid, preferring to feel safe or in control.
    Learn more about your classes and exceptions at BrainHex.com.

    Your scores for each of the classes in this test were as follows:

    Socialiser: 16
    Mastermind: 16
    Conqueror: 13
    Seeker: 9
    Daredevil: 7
    Achiever: 4
    Survivor: 0

    In the three times I’ve taken this quiz, I’ve varied my answers as much as possible while telling the truth…
    I get the same thing, every time. Even the order of points.
    Good quiz.

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    • Chalkster says:

      Also: Being an Octo-dolphin is awesome.
      Hell, octo-anything is awesome, with few exceptions…
      Damn….
      Now they have to have a mega man game with Octo-man.
      Assuming they haven’t already :P

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  182. Cpt.Average says:

    I got Mastermind – Socialiser. Not to be confused with Mastermind Socialist which was what I almost wrote =P

    Hmm, some kind of Seeker/Mastermind seems pretty common among RPS.

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  183. TCM says:

    “Achiever-Mastermind

    You like collecting anything you can collect or doing everything you possibly can as well as solving puzzles and devising strategies.”

    I guess this explains why I don’t hate achievements, but won’t strive for them.

    “Your Exceptions are:

    » No Mercy: You rarely if ever care about hurting other players’ feelings – mercy is for the weak!

    Achiever: 16
    Mastermind: 16
    Conqueror: 14
    Daredevil: 10
    Survivor: 7
    Seeker: 7
    Socialiser: 0″

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  184. Seeker-Daredevil.

    You like finding strange and wonderful things as well as rushing around at heights or high speed while you are still in control.

    Seeker: 16
    Daredevil: 15
    Mastermind: 13
    Conqueror: 7
    Socialiser: 6
    Survivor: 4
    Achiever: -6

    That sounds about right for me. Interestingly one of the games listed for both Seeker and Daredevil is Shadow of the Colossus; which is an utterly fantastic game and one of my favourites of all time.

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  185. waffles says:

    Conqueror-Daredevil.

    You like defeating impossibly difficult foes, struggling until you eventually achieve victory, and beating other players as well as rushing around at heights or high speed while you are still in control.

    So basically im just HARDCORE EXTREME YEAAAH

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  186. Zed says:

    Your BrainHex Class is Mastermind.
    Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Mastermind-Conqueror.

    You like solving puzzles and devising strategies as well as defeating impossibly difficult foes, struggling until you eventually achieve victory, and beating other players.

    Each BrainHex Class also has an Exception, which describes what you dislike about playing games. Your Exceptions are:

    » No Mercy: You rarely if ever care about hurting other players’ feelings – mercy is for the weak!

    Your scores for each of the classes in this test were as follows:

    Mastermind: 16
    Conqueror: 16
    Survivor: 9
    Seeker: 7
    Daredevil: 5
    Achiever: 2
    Socialiser: 0

    By the way, Octoshark? That’s Cthulhu: all tentacles and teeth.

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  187. Kadayi says:

    Achiever-seeker here. Seems to be less common than I expected tbh. Also the Fear aversion probably explains why I can’t commit to finishing Stalker (even though I’ve done the labs now) or starting Dead Space (which is sat on my game shelf gathering dust atm)…

    Yes You’re right, I’m deliciously evil

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  188. Lambchops says:

    Masterimind-Seeker for me

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  189. Wobblit says:

    Your BrainHex Sub-Class is Socialiser-Mastermind.

    You like hanging around with people you trust and helping people as well as solving puzzles and devising strategies.

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  190. Zerrick says:

    I’m also a Seeker-Mastermind.
    A well constructed survey it seems. I hope they do something useful with my data, or else …

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  191. kraii says:

    Daredevil: 18
    Mastermind: 15
    Conqueror: 13
    Socialiser: 11
    Achiever: 7
    Seeker: 6
    Survivor: 4

    FAST PUZZLES :D

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  192. Meesh says:

    I would apparently be a Shark-Octopus. Terrifying indeed.

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  193. Devan says:

    Socialiser: 18
    Mastermind: 11
    Conqueror: 10
    Achiever: 8
    Daredevil: 7
    Seeker: 5
    Survivor: 0

    I was lucky to happen to have my Briggs-Myers type written down somewhere

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