By The Monster That Killed Kieron on October 3rd, 2009 at 11:18 am.
Hullo! Still me. I’ve eaten most of Kieron now, and we’re down to his increasingly manky looking torso. Well, I always like ribs, though they make my fingers messy. Lucky the room is covered in gore. He keeps on getting e-mails though, like one from Jack de Quidt who talks about BunniBunni, which has been all over the forum (Apparently. I don’t really know what a forum is. The last forum I was at was when I emerged in the centre of Rome around 101AD and went on a blood-curdling rampage. Ah, those were the days). Anyway, I decided to have a play.
It’s a game!
Are there many games about cute animals on islands, collecting fruit and similar? I hope so. The idea of cute bunny-wunnies bouncing around is such a wonderful fantasy. It’s miles away from my own tedious existence of preying on weak mortals and eating them. SIGH! I especially like how when you buy things – because you’re raising a settlement – they all follow you in a chain. I had great fun making a long chain of bunnies and leading them in a conga around my island. Bunny Conga! Bunny Conga! I also enjoyed romancing lady bunnies. I also enjoyed exploding Dear with bombs and the quiet brooding horror that undermins all existence. AND IN THE GAME!
(There’s a special manual by the desk marked “The Ye Olde Games Journalist gag book”, which I’m browsing through as I read this. Is the job really this easy? Just play games all day and insert some traditional gags. I’m in the wrong racket, it appears).
I found some moving pictures on the internet which show you what the game looks like.
Oh – and you can also go and look around my island by following this link, apparently. Crikey. Anyway – back to the gnawing. Bye!