By John Walker on October 9th, 2009 at 8:56 pm.
I would like to take this opportunity to talk to you about Miami Shark. Miami Shark is a game in which you play a shark. Who pulls planes into the sea. Thank you for your time, and have a good day.
You see, by swimming to the bottom of the sea you can then swim up with enough velocity to fly high into the air, and once there bite onto anything flying overhead. You don’t have to concentrate on aerial enemies. There’s boats on the surface, divers at the seabed and dolphins in between. Hell, why not take out a flock of geese, then belly flop onto a yacht?
In case you don’t think it’s possible for sharks to jump out of the water and bite planes, you idiot sceptic, I’ve posted some documentary video footage below. Meanwhile, go beat each others’ high scores.
Big thanks to Kim for the tip.
Yes.
Yes.
YES.
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I’m never getting on a plane again!
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^_^
1157100 on my first go. I pulled down the Space Shuttle! :D
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Sounds like a groovy flashified version of deathworm.
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I believe you mean DEATH WORM.
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“DEATHWORM” there is no space, it is no simple worm of death its like “prince”, did people call him “a prince”, you adding a space implies disrespect, thats why it’ll eat your family first.
Not you though, it’ll want you to watch.
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Evidence would seem to indicate otherwise.
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I just watched that movie on Monday. This game is much more fun.
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1611655 bitches!
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That is a lot of bitches.
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I am so proud this was shot in my country – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc
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so I’m not the only one from ehre reading a UK blog, good to know.
I loved the guy taking the lifevest and jumping right inside the shark
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or the slimy grin of that asshole with the jet ski?
p.s. RPS se razrastva, radvam se :) PC Gamers of the world, unite!
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I love stuff like that being presented as documentary footage.
/me gives Walker a star
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wow, brilliant, but I think playing it too much will destroy the down arrow on my laptop.
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Wow. From Mr. Wiesner’s site:
Don’t harsh too badly on his using “intense” twice in the same sentence. I believe the author is German. That would explain the next “selling point” as well.
In all fairness, Walker’s first paragraph is all that needs to be said. Did anybody actually read the rest before trying the game?
I’ve pulled down the 747 and the Beluga, but I keep missing the Concorde.
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Quite honestly, something along the lines of “intensely intense intenseness” would be wholly appropriate to describe this game.
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“Warning: game will blow up your monitor.”
So they’re saying this is the best game since Freedom: First Resistance?
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1056725 – After my third or so try. ;_;
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1485495 beat that
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1,265,840 first go. Got the Concorde, the Apache, and the B2.
963,425 second go. Odd, because I got almost all the aircraft. Apache, army helicopter, Concorde, B2, space shuttle, Beluga, super transport. Lower score though.
Awesome concept though.
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1,419,545, third go. Woohoo.
I’m still confused about where/how the game ends. I was in the middle of pulling down (I think) the B-52 when the game ended.
1,429,635 fourth go.
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It’s on a timer of sorts. In the upper right corner you can see how many miles you still have to go.
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I would give it another go, but unfortunately my finger hurts. I was getting steadily better. Went into the 1,400,000′s
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1388740, by the way
my arm is dead
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Try and get the UFO. You only know it’s there from the green beam, no icon comes up.
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1367460
was my score (only played once)
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The description made it sound like DEATH WORM.
But it’s nowhere near as good as DEATH WORM.
DEATH WORM.
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In the 1,200,000 range first time out. Fun!
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First go: 1702415
I rulz.
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1702415.
I rulz.
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What an awesomely intense find. Hey, I know, let’s compare scores, pretending anyone else cares! My peen is bigger!!
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No, let us compare scores in the spirit of friendly competition. In order have something to measure our own successes against, driving us onward as a community like a mighty starship. The destination: Planet RPS, our mission, should we choose to accept it: have fun.
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:D
This is how to respond to bitterness.
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What… that video is AWESOME.
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frickin awesome!
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That is completely ridiculous, and a lot of fun.
1295725
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Isn’t this based on a Michael Bay film?
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Thank you for that, so very much.
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What? Seriously? A Michael Bay film? You mean you’re telling me you haven’t heard of The Miami Sharkageddon Killtacular of 1982? What the hell are they teaching kids in schools these days?
Obviously not history, that’s for damn sure.
1,625,250 By the way.
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I know it’s heathier to eat small meals more often, but this is ridiculous.
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Thats one pissed off shark.
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1,325,130
Yay for pulling down a space shuttle!
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I just love the “OMG OMG OMG”s coming from the planes.
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Hmm sweet game with some imagination hehe
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I Was 100% sure that last sentence said, “Go bite each others’ high scores.” I was on my way down to the comments to label you John Wa(l)ker, Pun Ma(l)ker.
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Seems broken for me…
My shark only swims down…
:.-(
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That pic for this article reminded me of the “Miracle on the Hudson” crash landing.
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This would be fun if it didn’t require you to murder your wrist to play.
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1,897,725. 11/12 achievements. Going for number 12.
This game is so many different levels of awesome. Thank you RPS, my life is more complete for knowing about this game.
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I aint gettin on no plane sucka.
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Our store mainly gives UGG Cardy Shoes,
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