By John Walker on October 9th, 2009 at 8:56 pm.
I would like to take this opportunity to talk to you about Miami Shark. Miami Shark is a game in which you play a shark. Who pulls planes into the sea. Thank you for your time, and have a good day.
You see, by swimming to the bottom of the sea you can then swim up with enough velocity to fly high into the air, and once there bite onto anything flying overhead. You don’t have to concentrate on aerial enemies. There’s boats on the surface, divers at the seabed and dolphins in between. Hell, why not take out a flock of geese, then belly flop onto a yacht?
In case you don’t think it’s possible for sharks to jump out of the water and bite planes, you idiot sceptic, I’ve posted some documentary video footage below. Meanwhile, go beat each others’ high scores.
Big thanks to Kim for the tip.
09/10/2009 at 21:00 TCM says:
Yes.
Yes.
YES.
09/10/2009 at 21:07 MessyPenguin says:
I’m never getting on a plane again!
09/10/2009 at 21:07 Feet says:
^_^
1157100 on my first go. I pulled down the Space Shuttle! :D
09/10/2009 at 21:08 Raane says:
Sounds like a groovy flashified version of deathworm.
09/10/2009 at 23:00 Elyscape says:
I believe you mean DEATH WORM.
09/10/2009 at 23:56 Heliocentric says:
“DEATHWORM” there is no space, it is no simple worm of death its like “prince”, did people call him “a prince”, you adding a space implies disrespect, thats why it’ll eat your family first.
Not you though, it’ll want you to watch.
10/10/2009 at 01:01 Elyscape says:
Evidence would seem to indicate otherwise.
09/10/2009 at 21:09 Scott says:
I just watched that movie on Monday. This game is much more fun.
09/10/2009 at 21:17 linfosoma says:
1611655 bitches!
10/10/2009 at 13:48 theleif says:
That is a lot of bitches.
09/10/2009 at 21:17 sfury says:
I am so proud this was shot in my country – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd0R_OeOc
09/10/2009 at 23:40 Gotem says:
so I’m not the only one from ehre reading a UK blog, good to know.
I loved the guy taking the lifevest and jumping right inside the shark
10/10/2009 at 08:45 sfury says:
or the slimy grin of that asshole with the jet ski?
p.s. RPS se razrastva, radvam se :) PC Gamers of the world, unite!
09/10/2009 at 21:19 jsutcliffe says:
I love stuff like that being presented as documentary footage.
/me gives Walker a star
09/10/2009 at 21:33 mcnubbins says:
wow, brilliant, but I think playing it too much will destroy the down arrow on my laptop.
09/10/2009 at 21:40 Dinger says:
Wow. From Mr. Wiesner’s site:
Don’t harsh too badly on his using “intense” twice in the same sentence. I believe the author is German. That would explain the next “selling point” as well.
In all fairness, Walker’s first paragraph is all that needs to be said. Did anybody actually read the rest before trying the game?
I’ve pulled down the 747 and the Beluga, but I keep missing the Concorde.
10/10/2009 at 00:49 Primar says:
Quite honestly, something along the lines of “intensely intense intenseness” would be wholly appropriate to describe this game.
10/10/2009 at 05:44 Urthman says:
“Warning: game will blow up your monitor.”
So they’re saying this is the best game since Freedom: First Resistance?
09/10/2009 at 21:53 Klaus says:
1056725 – After my third or so try. ;_;
09/10/2009 at 21:58 Some Guy says:
1485495 beat that
09/10/2009 at 21:59 DarkNoghri says:
1,265,840 first go. Got the Concorde, the Apache, and the B2.
963,425 second go. Odd, because I got almost all the aircraft. Apache, army helicopter, Concorde, B2, space shuttle, Beluga, super transport. Lower score though.
Awesome concept though.
09/10/2009 at 22:07 DarkNoghri says:
1,419,545, third go. Woohoo.
I’m still confused about where/how the game ends. I was in the middle of pulling down (I think) the B-52 when the game ended.
1,429,635 fourth go.
10/10/2009 at 12:12 Hmm-Hmm. says:
It’s on a timer of sorts. In the upper right corner you can see how many miles you still have to go.
09/10/2009 at 22:11 Klaus says:
I would give it another go, but unfortunately my finger hurts. I was getting steadily better. Went into the 1,400,000′s
09/10/2009 at 22:16 TCM says:
1388740, by the way
my arm is dead
09/10/2009 at 22:43 Taillefer says:
Try and get the UFO. You only know it’s there from the green beam, no icon comes up.
09/10/2009 at 22:47 Vaerriek says:
1367460
was my score (only played once)
09/10/2009 at 23:20 roBurky says:
The description made it sound like DEATH WORM.
But it’s nowhere near as good as DEATH WORM.
DEATH WORM.
09/10/2009 at 23:56 Bret says:
In the 1,200,000 range first time out. Fun!
10/10/2009 at 01:47 Kakksakkamaddafakka says:
First go: 1702415
I rulz.
10/10/2009 at 01:48 Kakksakkamaddafakka says:
1702415.
I rulz.
10/10/2009 at 01:56 Aisi says:
What an awesomely intense find. Hey, I know, let’s compare scores, pretending anyone else cares! My peen is bigger!!
10/10/2009 at 04:20 Günter says:
No, let us compare scores in the spirit of friendly competition. In order have something to measure our own successes against, driving us onward as a community like a mighty starship. The destination: Planet RPS, our mission, should we choose to accept it: have fun.
10/10/2009 at 05:16 MD says:
:D
This is how to respond to bitterness.
10/10/2009 at 02:21 Scalene says:
What… that video is AWESOME.
10/10/2009 at 04:56 Jeff says:
frickin awesome!
10/10/2009 at 07:17 Vinraith says:
That is completely ridiculous, and a lot of fun.
1295725
10/10/2009 at 07:54 Dave says:
Isn’t this based on a Michael Bay film?
10/10/2009 at 08:14 Rakatiel says:
Thank you for that, so very much.
10/10/2009 at 08:21 Renzatic says:
What? Seriously? A Michael Bay film? You mean you’re telling me you haven’t heard of The Miami Sharkageddon Killtacular of 1982? What the hell are they teaching kids in schools these days?
Obviously not history, that’s for damn sure.
1,625,250 By the way.
10/10/2009 at 09:34 kafka7 says:
I know it’s heathier to eat small meals more often, but this is ridiculous.
10/10/2009 at 10:44 Shadrach says:
Thats one pissed off shark.
10/10/2009 at 11:47 Lambchops says:
1,325,130
Yay for pulling down a space shuttle!
10/10/2009 at 12:25 futage says:
I just love the “OMG OMG OMG”s coming from the planes.
10/10/2009 at 13:46 postx says:
Hmm sweet game with some imagination hehe
10/10/2009 at 15:24 Freudian Trip says:
I Was 100% sure that last sentence said, “Go bite each others’ high scores.” I was on my way down to the comments to label you John Wa(l)ker, Pun Ma(l)ker.
10/10/2009 at 17:30 nutterguy says:
Seems broken for me…
My shark only swims down…
:.-(
10/10/2009 at 19:53 ImaLetYouFinish says:
That pic for this article reminded me of the “Miracle on the Hudson” crash landing.
11/10/2009 at 08:38 Zyrxil says:
This would be fun if it didn’t require you to murder your wrist to play.
11/10/2009 at 09:19 Tssha says:
1,897,725. 11/12 achievements. Going for number 12.
This game is so many different levels of awesome. Thank you RPS, my life is more complete for knowing about this game.
11/10/2009 at 20:28 Mr T. says:
I aint gettin on no plane sucka.
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