By The Monster That Killed Kieron on December 24th, 2009 at 11:04 pm.
Oh, hullo! So I guess I should probably post something. Having recently recovered from extensive stomach reconstructing surgery, after Kieron so brutally ripped through my duodenum, I’m finally well enough to have returned and eaten the entire RPS team. Which of course means they’re getting a well-earned rest until my January 4th annual movement. In the meantime, why not take a look through this list of features they’ve produced over the years, or maybe just go on a rampage killing and eating as many innocents as you can. Oh, and take a look at their advent calendar now it’s all finished. I’ll post it above.
Merry Christmas all!
That goodness you’re alright! I was pretty worried Mr. That Killed Kieron.
On another note, any recommendations on what read while the Hivemind are lazing around in stomach acid?
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Again?
Question – what is it about games journalists that tastes so good?
Also, did you get to play any of those games you read about last time while recuperating?
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You know how some humans like to eat veal? Some monsters like to eat games journalists for pretty much the same reasons.
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I’ll have option B, please – nothing to communicate the good ol’ holiday spirit like a murdering rampage across suburbia.
Merry Christmas, RPS!
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Merry Christmas, unholy abomination against God!
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Nooooo, not the Snowman! (see alt-text)
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Damn it, now I have to spend time with my family instead. Damn Christmas.
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Merry Christmas, RPS and readers..
May your digital stockings be swollen with goodness, meant in the most obscene way possible.
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Don’t eat your advent calender all in one sitting. That stuff tastes nasty when you eat a lot of it.
Merry Christmas, everyone. Watch Steam’s daily deals like a hawk!
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Indeed, happy holidays/merry xmas everybody!
And you better spit those journalists out Mr. Monster, you don’t know where they’ve been! And how will we now get our daily doses of gaming-news you egoist?!
It feels like I have misunderstood something, but I don’t know what…
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Lol an(us)nual movement.
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Happy Xmas and a jolly new year to everyone!
Thanks, RPS team, for another great year of games journalism.
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Happy Winter Solstice, Monster!
Happy Winter Solstice, everyone!
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gunna miss yuu, guys
/hullo
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Feliz Navidad amigos de Piedra, Papel y Escopeta!!!
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Yes, a very happy Winter-Solistice-defined religious or non-religious observance (or absence thereof) of your choice (henceforth to be abbreviated “Xmas”) to all!
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Merry Christmas to all – hope yez have everything you need and want this year, even the RPS-eating monster.
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Man, I hope The Monster That Killed Kieron is in the RPS pc game.
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Happy Christmas to everyone, and thanks to the RPS folks for a great year.
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Merry Christmas to RPS and readers – see you in 2010.
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Merry Christmas all.
And Monster – I’ll see you at the usual family get together in a few days time….
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Tell me, who did you get first?
and Merry Christmas all
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Merry christmas, everyone.
I have a christmas gift request from everyone. For christmas, I want future Valve threads be civil.
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@Psychopomp
I boycott your request
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:(
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A blessed christmas to all of RPS and the hivemind.
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A merry Christmas to RPS, and my fellow RPSers.
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Happy holidays Mr. Monster. Have a good one (bowel movement that is)!
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MORE CHEER FOR THE CHEER GOD
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Celebrate the Birth of our Immortal God Emperor!
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Happy Jesus Day, you chirpy internet people (and/or monsters)!
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Oh boy! Dreadnought Claus brought me a Baneblade!
♩ Dashing through the snow
♩ In a frontline battle tank
♩ CRUSHING XENO SCUM
♩ Laughing all the way
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Meh. Won’t be Christmas unti I get the Age of Decadencedemo (it’s supposed to be available sometime later today according to Vince).
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And the combat demo is released!
http://www.irontowerstudio.com/files/AoD_demo.exe
Merry Christmasity!
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Also offtopic: yay for Google ads instead of the slowly loading and obnoxious flash thingies. A nice christmas present, i hope it stays that way.
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Merry Christmas, folks. Even you limeys. Mostly. :P
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I think this year i’ll go back and try and reinstall my copies of Burn Cycle and BioForge just to remember the first 2 games i owened. Ahh the good ‘ol days.
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Merry Christmas, everyone :D
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He didn’t learn his lesson at all! Kieron is just gonna burst through his stomach again.
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I wonder if Kieron’s prepared himself this time. Because I hear nowadays he keeps a shiv on his person at all times.
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That captcha’s working well, then.
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It must have taken Christmas off.
And whilst I’m here, what is it with all this “Happy Holidays” nonsense. Xbox Live has also been peddling this politically correct, non cultural specific seasonal greeting for a couple of years now. Get a grip!
Its Christmas FFS!
CHRISTMAS!
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