By The Monster That Killed Kieron on December 24th, 2009 at 11:04 pm.
Oh, hullo! So I guess I should probably post something. Having recently recovered from extensive stomach reconstructing surgery, after Kieron so brutally ripped through my duodenum, I’m finally well enough to have returned and eaten the entire RPS team. Which of course means they’re getting a well-earned rest until my January 4th annual movement. In the meantime, why not take a look through this list of features they’ve produced over the years, or maybe just go on a rampage killing and eating as many innocents as you can. Oh, and take a look at their advent calendar now it’s all finished. I’ll post it above.
Merry Christmas all!
24/12/2009 at 23:14 Gnarl says:
That goodness you’re alright! I was pretty worried Mr. That Killed Kieron.
On another note, any recommendations on what read while the Hivemind are lazing around in stomach acid?
24/12/2009 at 23:17 CMaster says:
Again?
Question – what is it about games journalists that tastes so good?
Also, did you get to play any of those games you read about last time while recuperating?
25/12/2009 at 00:03 Persus-9 says:
You know how some humans like to eat veal? Some monsters like to eat games journalists for pretty much the same reasons.
24/12/2009 at 23:21 Alexander Norris says:
I’ll have option B, please – nothing to communicate the good ol’ holiday spirit like a murdering rampage across suburbia.
Merry Christmas, RPS!
24/12/2009 at 23:30 LionsPhil says:
Merry Christmas, unholy abomination against God!
24/12/2009 at 23:43 Fede says:
Nooooo, not the Snowman! (see alt-text)
24/12/2009 at 23:50 Sparvy says:
Damn it, now I have to spend time with my family instead. Damn Christmas.
25/12/2009 at 00:09 Jakkar says:
Merry Christmas, RPS and readers..
May your digital stockings be swollen with goodness, meant in the most obscene way possible.
25/12/2009 at 00:22 Nobody Important says:
Don’t eat your advent calender all in one sitting. That stuff tastes nasty when you eat a lot of it.
Merry Christmas, everyone. Watch Steam’s daily deals like a hawk!
25/12/2009 at 00:42 Davee says:
Indeed, happy holidays/merry xmas everybody!
And you better spit those journalists out Mr. Monster, you don’t know where they’ve been! And how will we now get our daily doses of gaming-news you egoist?!
It feels like I have misunderstood something, but I don’t know what…
25/12/2009 at 01:18 Lanster says:
Lol an(us)nual movement.
25/12/2009 at 01:19 hydra9 says:
Happy Xmas and a jolly new year to everyone!
Thanks, RPS team, for another great year of games journalism.
25/12/2009 at 01:33 Bhazor says:
Happy Winter Solstice, Monster!
Happy Winter Solstice, everyone!
25/12/2009 at 01:45 Morti says:
gunna miss yuu, guys
/hullo
25/12/2009 at 02:59 Santiago says:
Feliz Navidad amigos de Piedra, Papel y Escopeta!!!
25/12/2009 at 03:57 Vinraith says:
Yes, a very happy Winter-Solistice-defined religious or non-religious observance (or absence thereof) of your choice (henceforth to be abbreviated “Xmas”) to all!
25/12/2009 at 04:41 wyrmsine says:
Merry Christmas to all – hope yez have everything you need and want this year, even the RPS-eating monster.
25/12/2009 at 06:43 Billzor says:
Man, I hope The Monster That Killed Kieron is in the RPS pc game.
25/12/2009 at 07:53 hotrodcadets says:
Happy Christmas to everyone, and thanks to the RPS folks for a great year.
25/12/2009 at 08:35 mcw says:
Merry Christmas to RPS and readers – see you in 2010.
25/12/2009 at 08:39 Brulleks says:
Merry Christmas all.
And Monster – I’ll see you at the usual family get together in a few days time….
25/12/2009 at 09:42 Heliosicle says:
Tell me, who did you get first?
and Merry Christmas all
25/12/2009 at 10:31 Psychopomp says:
Merry christmas, everyone.
I have a christmas gift request from everyone. For christmas, I want future Valve threads be civil.
25/12/2009 at 14:22 crumbsucker says:
@Psychopomp
I boycott your request
26/12/2009 at 11:43 Psychopomp says:
:(
25/12/2009 at 11:58 Hmm-hmm. says:
A blessed christmas to all of RPS and the hivemind.
25/12/2009 at 12:43 DMJ says:
A merry Christmas to RPS, and my fellow RPSers.
25/12/2009 at 12:53 Shadrach says:
Happy holidays Mr. Monster. Have a good one (bowel movement that is)!
25/12/2009 at 15:39 Noc says:
MORE CHEER FOR THE CHEER GOD
25/12/2009 at 16:27 Bhazor says:
Celebrate the Birth of our Immortal God Emperor!
25/12/2009 at 17:35 Man Raised By Puffins says:
Happy Jesus Day, you chirpy internet people (and/or monsters)!
25/12/2009 at 19:43 LionsPhil says:
Oh boy! Dreadnought Claus brought me a Baneblade!
♩ Dashing through the snow
♩ In a frontline battle tank
♩ CRUSHING XENO SCUM
♩ Laughing all the way
25/12/2009 at 20:10 Bah Humbug says:
Meh. Won’t be Christmas unti I get the Age of Decadencedemo (it’s supposed to be available sometime later today according to Vince).
26/12/2009 at 01:23 Bah Humbug No More says:
And the combat demo is released!
http://www.irontowerstudio.com/files/AoD_demo.exe
Merry Christmasity!
26/12/2009 at 14:35 crumbsucker says:
Also offtopic: yay for Google ads instead of the slowly loading and obnoxious flash thingies. A nice christmas present, i hope it stays that way.
26/12/2009 at 16:02 invisiblejesus says:
Merry Christmas, folks. Even you limeys. Mostly. :P
26/12/2009 at 17:13 Juror #9 says:
I think this year i’ll go back and try and reinstall my copies of Burn Cycle and BioForge just to remember the first 2 games i owened. Ahh the good ‘ol days.
26/12/2009 at 21:41 Diogo Ribeiro says:
Merry Christmas, everyone :D
27/12/2009 at 02:15 DJ Phantoon says:
He didn’t learn his lesson at all! Kieron is just gonna burst through his stomach again.
27/12/2009 at 13:37 What's Kieron Got In His Hand? says:
I wonder if Kieron’s prepared himself this time. Because I hear nowadays he keeps a shiv on his person at all times.
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29/12/2009 at 13:39 LionsPhil says:
That captcha’s working well, then.
29/12/2009 at 17:50 Chaz says:
It must have taken Christmas off.
And whilst I’m here, what is it with all this “Happy Holidays” nonsense. Xbox Live has also been peddling this politically correct, non cultural specific seasonal greeting for a couple of years now. Get a grip!
Its Christmas FFS!
CHRISTMAS!