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De Zondagse Krant

By HerculePoirot on January 3rd, 2010.

Hello readers of the Rock Paper Shotgun weblog. I am Hercule Poirot, famous detective. Hastings and myself were passing an enormous, sleeping monster when our attention was drawn to some repetitive tapping. While Hastings dismissed it as mysterious indigestion, I recognised the pattern was Morse code for S-O-S. I started a rhythmic conversation on the beast’s belly, discovering that several young men and Kieron were trapped inside it. I started to suggest a plan of escape, but was interupted by a most insistent message. Escape can wait, says the figure who identified himself as Kieron. First, there must be a list of fine reading compiled across the week with – I’m not sure if this is right – without some manner of popular song at the end. This is the aforementioned list, which I now transcribe for you, my friends.

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Games of Christmas: Also-rans

By The Monster That Killed Kieron on January 2nd, 2010.


Hello! You won’t believe how tricky RPS is to digest. Well… maybe you will. I’ve been looking at this website thing, and there’s some dense indigestible paragraphs in here. I thought games were supposed to be fun! Anyway, I was rooting through my faeces earlier and I found amidst the healthy dung of a well-fed monster a load of notes in panicked hand-writing on old bus-tickets. I’ve typed them up, because I thought you may be interested. They appear to be some manner of “also-considered” games which they missed out of their Advent Calender. I bet they just forgot.
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The RPS Electronic Wireless Show 36

By The Monster That Killed Kieron on January 1st, 2010.

Hullo. So I burped, and there was this podcast. It appears John and Jim were lucky enough to have been holding onto their recording equipment when I ate them. Kieron and Alec were off on some expedition through my duodenum at the time, so I understand. With the new year here they seem to have focused on reflecting on 2009, and looking forward to 2010. As well as their meandering.

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