KRUNDLE BLIND: Serious Sam SE Weirdness

By John Walker on June 8th, 2010 at 7:15 pm.

He's krundle blind too.

I was wondering where the terrifying, brain-hurting ads were for the Serious Sam: Second Encounter HD update. It may have been out a month already, but there’s no way I can resist posting this trailer. It’s… unsettling.

We are all brothers and sisters here, under Sam.

Here’s last month’s first part of this nonsense:

And here’s the new second part:

I’m sorry.

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37 Comments »

  1. HidesHisEyes says:

    What the shitting dick nipples?

  2. The One And Only says:

    Sam save us all…

  3. Fumarole says:

    That shirt and haircut are spot on.

  4. EthZee says:

    Now that. That. That is how you do a trailer! Yes.

  5. Ricc says:

    Must have sound great on paper…

  6. Reverend Speed says:

    To hell with Sam.

    Let’s see a game featuring THIS guy.

  7. Alez says:

    wonderful trailer. But the games STILL do not need a remake. I can’t see this as anything but a sleazy attempt to make some cash. I’d accept a sleazy attempt to make some cash if the remade game actually….YOU KNOW, needed to be remade.

    They should do a non-shit serious sam 2, not make the good ones prettier.

    • McTecman says:

      Couldn’t disagree more. I LOVE the fact that they revisited the first two games and gave them a little more polish. They were instant purchases for me.

  8. Inigo says:

    Am I supposed to start crying during or after the video?

  9. Tei says:

    I approves absolutelly this videos. Theres truth on this.

    But on the other hand, I have buy the first encounter, and I have not played it. Maybe, only maybe, some games have out-SAM-sam. Thinks like achievements, and unlockables are ridiculous. why Serius Sam is soo serius? It needs more ridiculous things. I don’t know, a Bomber Man map, or a tetris map, or something really wierd. I know is just a high-def enough, but has that is not enough for me. Other than, welll.. 2 or 3 hours of nostalgia in high-def.

  10. Torgen says:

    Holy crap.

    This was a “maybe if I have time and am bored” purchase, but I HAVE to support that awesome trailer. Perhaps those who didn’t grow up before cable TV missed all those TV preachers with their own local shows, but this really resonates with those of us who did.

    Support imaginative trailers! BUY THIS GAME!

  11. WiPa says:

    Amazing.

  12. MadMatty says:

    Played the old ones, Was great fun. Feel no need to re-visit.

  13. Bhazor says:

    Serious Sam 2 HD is nothing compared to Bulletstorm!!!

  14. Ricotta says:

    I have too much emotional attachment NOT to buy these games, waiting for all 3 before i buy them all at once

  15. Miko says:

    The SD version looks better to me. The HD remake isn’t just higher definition, but also “next-gen”, as in “next-gen is brown”. Or in this case, grey.

    • Inigo says:

      @Miko
      Apparently there are several colour settings in the HD releases – the “vivid” setting gives you back the old SS SD feel.

  16. Tom OBedlam says:

    Thats awesome. Sadly I just got a free copy of Painkiller from Green Man Games so all my loony monster stomping time is full…

  17. Serenegoose says:

    It hurts.

  18. nickski says:

    looks like something from the minds of Tim and Eric
    GREAT JOB!

  19. Chris says:

    Hey isn’t that Kieron with the white beard? So finally making the move to hollywood eh? SPLITTER.

  20. the wiseass says:

    Pure genius, I’d have bought this game after seeing that trailer if I hadn’t bought it already.

  21. Kirian says:

    M’brain-meats hurt.

  22. Jimbo says:

    Did anyone catch the “Cover systems are for heathens” on the news ticker? Heh, that made me laugh.

  23. Bhazor says:

    OK what are they playing the SD version on? Are they playing it on an Amstrad or something? A pocket calculator?

    I’ve just finished replaying the first game and it looked nothing like that.

  24. Geoff says:

    Excellent trailers. Very funny. Also reminds me of the recent mtv awards with Tom Cruise playing his character Les Grossman:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qhaXN9nwvE

    I love these trailers. If any more come out definately post them!

  25. Overwatch_UA says:

    These trailers are pure gold! Loved them!

  26. Corrupt_Tiki says:

    Serious sam HD will be serious, seriously.

    Sorry couldn’t resist, serious

  27. Idle Threats & Bad Poetry says:

    I’m disappointed that the developers decided to mock TV preachers. Some of them can come of seeming silly, but to accomplish this the developers ended up mocking God. Yeah, they were aiming for the ridiculous seeming religious emotionalism, but they still ended up ridiculing the Holy Spirit, the Bible, etc.

    I like CroTeam. They’re good developers, and their demo for Serious Sam HD was really good stuff. They just choose a really poor way to attract attention this time.

    • RogB says:

      umm.. no. troll?

    • protorp says:

      Ridicule is the only weapon which can be used against unintelligible propositions. Ideas must be distinct before reason can act upon them; and no man ever had a distinct idea of the trinity. It is the mere Abracadabra of the mountebanks calling themselves the priests of Jesus.

    • DrazharLn says:

      Amen, Mark.

  28. protorp says:

    Though they could’ve got even bigger publicity if they’d gone down a line involving Mohammed and the beheaded kamikazes . . .

  29. tab says:

    that….

    that is the greatest fucking thing i have ever seen in my life. i’m indifferent to more serious sam, but i do want more of that.

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    Aw, this was a really quality post. air max In theory I’d like to write like this too – taking time and real effort to make a good article… but what can I say… I procrastinate alot and never seem to get something done.