By Alec Meer on June 24th, 2010 at 8:25 am.
That’s terror.
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Desperate. Your turn.
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No, in six months.
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Just to annoy Jonas Waever: “Desperate.”
(God damn those electronic old men.)
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Desperate.
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Desperate.
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ahahah I found this just recently. Its so good!
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UNATCO?
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Savage.
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U…
UNATCO?
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No, Savage.
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UNATCO hurt my weenie.
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Old Men….
ARE THE FUTURE
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Stick with the prod. Prod with the prod.
I started playing Deus Ex the other day and it was impossible to take the opening seriously with this at the back of my mind.
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What a shame.
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U…UNATCO?
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If you’re showing these videos, I’m almost certain somebody’s already linked to this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-faAQIjbJZE
But just in case, it is damn funny. :D
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No, Savage.
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Get the hell out of here Denton!
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I was into that video before it was cool.
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How did JC get gray hair? Is that an imported skin of JC just for different colored hair?
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You have a selection of five looks that you can choose from what JC looks like whenever you start a new game. No mods or anything involved.
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Furthermore, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WnBeglPl7s
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It was a bit disappointing when I fired it up in my Steam account and didn’t get this as the intro.
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You do know that you could choose from about 5 JC skins at the start of the game? There was vanilla JC, Black-man JC, Middle-eastern/Indian JC, Ginger JC and the too-much-bleach JC you saw here.
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A nonleathal takedown is always the most silen taketdown
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Old men… are the future!
it’s all in the numbers!
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Number 1?
That’s terror.
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Welcome to the coalition, J.C. Might as well start using coke.
(Because it’s the same as playing videogames anyway. HA! Ha.)
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Within the week there will be old men running the world!
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No.
In six months.
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Yes.
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Why contain it? It’s cool.
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go in and go in and go in and go in like the u.s mashall and his 3 daughters.
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My three daughters turned up dead. Here’s your 1000 credit mission bonus,
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the goal is conquest, whats the first move?
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You killed my wolf. I like that.
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I… I… I thought you were a GEP gun.
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Oh god, I’m so glad I didn’t know that
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Now that was fun. No, Savage.
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No, in six months!
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U- .. UNATCO?
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This video has been the anthem of my house for the last year or so.
It’s horrible. Whenever I hear the word ‘desperate’, I automatically, unthinkingly, reply ‘desperate’. Not good when you go to a church where the pastor will say ‘desperate’ two or three times a sermon.
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My favorite part is still “Why contain it? ………….. ‘s cool!”
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This and the Malkavian mod entertain me so much.
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Deadedededed
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What are we waiting for?
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I love this video.
My favorite thing about it, though, may be that it makes NO LESS SENSE than the actual Deus Ex introduction movie, which is absurd gibberish.
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Oh yes.
Thanks for reposting this, Alec…
…within the week.
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…No. Within six months.
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Savage.
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I think I’ll take your weapons, I don’t know!
Here’s a picture :-X
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That’s Terror.
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Desperate.
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Hate to break the quote train, but does the guy at the beginning sound like Bob Barker to anyone else?
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Within 6 months.
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The timeless classic. It never stops being funny.
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We saw this months back in PCG chat. Many lols were had. Also on TF2. Still damn funny though.
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This and the Malkavian Mod approach Doom Patrol-like levels of absurdist brilliance. The Malk Mod’s wonderful Deus Ex/ Planescape mashup definitely deserves a mention – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WnBeglPl7s.
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