This Is A Test Of The Emergency Systems

By John Walker on October 26th, 2010 at 10:23 am.

PLEASE WEAR SAFETY GOGGLES

This is a test. Do not be alarmed. Try to stay calm.

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116 Comments »

  1. Frozenbyte says:

    John Walker: always epic.

  2. Fred Wester, CEO of Paradox Interactive says:

    Move along.

  3. bill says:

    afterward there will be cake

  4. sfury says:

    Evacuate the Zone!

  5. eides says:

    Rock, Paper, Shotgun is people! It’s PEEEOOOOPPLLLLEEE!!!!!

  6. RC-1290'Dreadnought' says:

    In case of emergency, you will post a message saying: “This is an emergency, be alarmed”?

  7. Saiko Kila says:

    It’s tea time.

  8. jonfitt says:

    Quick! Someone find out who our new Overlords are; so I for one can welcome them!

  9. pipman3000 says:

    golly gee i never knew human flesh tasted so good!

  10. turtle says:

    OMFG THEY LET WOMEN NEAR SCIENCE!

    DUCK AND COVER!

  11. Fred says:

    MY LEG

  12. A Nonny Moose says:

    Wanted to say this somewhere, this thread seemed the best:
    can RPS go back to how it was before the eurogamer ‘merge’.
    Your site is now publishing too many stories for me to keep up with. I like this site specifically because it used to cut out all the news that I wasnt interested in and kept things concise. I am considering looking for a new site to switch to for my gaming news because I dont have the time to sift through for the good stuff.

    • Kieron Gillen says:

      I suspect the answer is “Not a chance in hell, man. Sorry!”

      Though RPS has been basically been running on the ten stories a day, plus or minus a few, for well before the EG deal. What we’ve done more of post EG is longer features as well as news posts.

      KG

    • Dreamhacker says:

      I, for one, welcome our new Eurogamer overlords!

    • A Nonny Moose says:

      ok then, thankyou for the reply.

    • DrazharLn says:

      Subscribers receive a newsletter that has a list of articles. Something like an executive summary, you know.

  13. Stu says:

    REMAIN INDOORS

  14. smokingkipper says:

    Random non relevant question before bed…board game night on Friday…..some guys who have never really played many boar games before will be there….

    Would it be a good idea to pick up Chaos gods of the old world?

    • Chris D says:

      I haven’t played it myself but Robert Florence’s review is here

      He seems to like it a lot.

      You can also download the rules here

      If you’re specifically looking for a game to introduce new players to boardgames then it might not be the best, but there’s a list of others that are here

      Hope that helps.

    • Smokingkipper says:

      Thanks Chris, that’s really helpful

  15. Warren says:

    Wot?! A Test?!

    I forgot to study.
    Again.

  16. minipixel says:

    zomg! all our base are belong to who?

  17. Matthew says:

    C’est ne pas un comment.

  18. DrazharLn says:

    I predict the return of Horace the Endless Bear.