Rock, Paper, Shotgun

We Know About The Overzealous Spam Filter

By Quintin Smith on November 16th, 2010 at 10:21 am.

Stare into the trumpet of tomorrow.
UPDATE: Should be functioning as intended now.

We’re getting some emails from you guys about some of your comments being incorrectly recognised as spam. We’re currently investigating the problem and we’ll be fixing it ASAP. Apologies, gents and gentesses.

EDIT: Please comment as much as normal (or even more than normal) so we can test the new filter. How did you sleep, readers? Did you sleep okay?

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  1. 16/11/2010 at 10:25 Rich says:

    This is a test.

  2. 16/11/2010 at 10:38 Meneth says:

    It’s stopped eating my comments, at least.

  3. 16/11/2010 at 10:38 Meneth says:

    “It’s stopped eating my comments, at least.”
    Wait, nevermind, it just ate that.

  4. 16/11/2010 at 10:39 Meneth says:

    “”It’s stopped eating my comments, at least.”"
    “Wait, nevermind, it just ate that.”
    And that.
    I wonder if it’ll ever let my comment through.

  5. 16/11/2010 at 10:46 Meneth says:

    I wonder if this will get through the filter. Probably not. It ate my three previous comments on this post.
    Edit: it actually got through 0.o
    Edit2: uhm, sorry about the quadruple post. My comments got restored.

    • 16/11/2010 at 10:51 mpk says:

      That just means that the spam filter is self aware enough to have developed comic timing.

      EDIT: Where’s my badger?

    • 16/11/2010 at 10:51 Wilson says:

      @Meneth – Reading your comments was a slightly odd, but amusing experience. I think they improve the quality of the comments in this thread.

      Edit: Woah, the edit interface is strange. But it is so, so nice to have the power again. It took me this long to try an edit because I feared it might fail which would break my heart.

      Edit Two: Also, does the edit interface not bring you back to your post after you press save? If so, it’s annoying, but I guess every silver lining has a cloud.

    • 16/11/2010 at 10:54 Meneth says:

      As long as it’s a benevolent dictator, I’m fine with it becoming self-aware.
      And yeah, editing is nice.

    • 16/11/2010 at 10:54 Rich says:

      I think you fed it too much and vomited them all back up.

    • 16/11/2010 at 10:56 Wilson says:

      @mpk – For some reason I associate badgers with Neverwinter Nights now. One of my early experiences with the game was spawning a horde of badgers that chewed my brother’s character to death in multiplayer. So maybe your badger is in a fantasy world, attacking some wannabe adventurer.

    • 16/11/2010 at 10:59 Chris D says:

      I, for one, welcome our new self-aware, spam-filtering overlords.

    • 16/11/2010 at 11:02 mpk says:

      @Wilson

      Nah, I meant Granville, my pet badger. He’s in the garden munching on the postman. Hehe, no one ever believes that sign.

      Also, where’s my avatar pic went?

    • 16/11/2010 at 11:04 Meneth says:

      All hail the Spamomatron!
      Note: this almost certainly probably isn’t the Spamomatron posting.

  6. 16/11/2010 at 10:46 mpk says:

    I actually did want to plug my penis enlargement business but hey! If RPS doesn’t want me offering this fantastic service to their readers I’ll just have to go elsewhere!

  7. 16/11/2010 at 10:47 Schadenfreude says:

    Testes, testes. One, two, three!?

  8. 16/11/2010 at 10:51 Chris D says:

    I stayed up way too late and then realised I had woken up much too early and wouldn’t be able to sleep again before I had to get up for real. I’ll probably crash later. Thanks for asking.

  9. 16/11/2010 at 10:55 jon_hill987 says:

    Hello! This is interesting topic. I like buy electrical goods from http://www.Amazon.com.

    EDIT: I thought it would block that…

  10. 16/11/2010 at 10:58 Spacewalk says:

    At least now in the future we’ll know that you have built robots to toot horns for you.

    Oh hey, you’re running the words that don’t make any sense version of CAPTCHA. Of this I approve greatly. And I am definitely not posting comments too quickly, thankyouverymuch.

  11. 16/11/2010 at 11:00 Out Reach says:

    this was an amazing alternative my income is secure now due to the news I get so many compliments on my new Bentley [some really suspicious url here] when I got my first check I payed off the rest of my house i hope you decide to attempt this

    • 16/11/2010 at 11:09 Wilson says:

      @Out Reach – I think this wins the award for ‘best fake spam comment’ so far. I especially liked the near total lack of punctuation and few capitals.

  12. 16/11/2010 at 11:02 jon_hill987 says:

    I think it picked up my deliberately spam-like comment, but will it trash this one…

  13. 16/11/2010 at 11:04 Wilson says:

    It all makes me think of this Penny Arcade comic about spam: http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2001/20011231l.gif

  14. 16/11/2010 at 11:06 Chris D says:

    You like video games and the internet so you’re probably a loser. Buy nice shoes from fakeshoesRus.com

    Then you might be able to make some real friends.

  15. 16/11/2010 at 11:07 mrpier says:

    Sleeptyping! < that word is too short, and now I'm submitting too fast!

    EDIT: At least editing works

  16. 16/11/2010 at 11:09 Tusque d'Ivoire says:

    I dreamt about Alec Baldwin. I was there for dinner with my parents, and I don’t think he knew us too well or even knew why we were there, but he was cool. weird.

  17. 16/11/2010 at 11:09 Meneth says:

    Would it be possible to post a Spamomatron-acceptable comment, then edit in the spam? Or are edits filtered too?

  19. 16/11/2010 at 11:17 Varcynal says:

    I live in Australia, I will sleep soon. I probably won’t sleep well. Thanks for asking

    • 16/11/2010 at 11:40 Thermal Ions says:

      Me, I’ll stay up way too late gaming, sleep really really soundly until the alarm goes off, and then drift bleary eyed through the work day trying to stay awake, regretting staying up and promising not to do the same tomorrow. Rinse and repeat. Oh well – the weekend and sleeping in will get here sooner or later.

  20. 16/11/2010 at 11:18 Mike says:

    I dunno, I slept okay, I guess. Had this weird dream though, I forget what about. Always the way, eh? I think the problem is in the heating system in the flat, it’s no good and we’re not double-glazed. Gosh it’s nice that someone actually asks that question for once, normally no-one’s ever interested in how I am and it can be hard being a tiny bug sometimes.

  21. 16/11/2010 at 11:19 gulag says:

    Very well, except that I appear to be posting comments too quickly…

  22. 16/11/2010 at 11:20 sneetch says:

    I slept terribly, I finally got to sleep about 5:30 this morning I think the belief that you guys thought I was a spammer was what kept me awake.

    When I work up this morning after far too little sleep my pillows were tear stained.

  23. 16/11/2010 at 11:24 Novotny says:

    I would sleep much better if I had some real genuine, 100% NFL jerseys from http://www.real100precentnfljerseys.com

  24. 16/11/2010 at 11:26 Man Raised By Puffins says:

    Hmm… it just snaffled a comment with a couple of links in.

    (and apparently I’m posting comments too quickly despite my last post being 5 minutes ago)

    • 16/11/2010 at 11:31 Man Raised by Puffins says:

      Oh, its turned up now.

      Now I’m logged in, I seem to have picked up the ability to edit my logged out comments. Which is strange as they use different e-mails.

  25. 16/11/2010 at 11:26 MadTinkerer says:

    Wazzzzzuupppppp!?!?! if you want Awesome OEM Software, Prada Shoes, and b!G p3n0r to SATISFY HER click on…

    No I’m just kidding, and testing to see just how sentient the filter is.

  26. 16/11/2010 at 11:29 cHeal says:

    New CAPTCHA. YAY!!!!!!!!!!

  27. 16/11/2010 at 11:32 Colthor says:

    I didn’t sleep terribly well, and woke up late, still tired. And I was freezing from the knees down all day yesterday.

    Edit: This was my first comment after creating an account (Fine! I will! Expecting me to read all those letters and type them back in…), and this is my first edit.

  28. 16/11/2010 at 11:34 Tony M says:

    I think Kieron broke it. Since hes not part of the Hive Mind anymore he keeps trying to sneak his deviant sex game musings into the comments thread.

  29. 16/11/2010 at 11:35 Mac says:

    I had a nightmare last night – where I was unable to internet rage on forums due to an out of control spam filter – glad it was just a dream :)

  30. 16/11/2010 at 11:37 Quxxy says:

    Gorn. Sausage. Seemly. Prodding. Vacuum. Bound. Vole. Recidivist. Caribou. Intercourse…

    Nice, woody words.

  31. 16/11/2010 at 11:39 TheApologist says:

    I slept poorly. The cat woke me up, and then didn’t even have anything interesting to say. He just tapped me on the shoulder, meeoowed once, and then paused unnervingly close to my face for slightly too long.

  32. 16/11/2010 at 11:45 Evo says:

    This comment has been deleted by the Spamomatron. Replies may also be deleted.

  33. 16/11/2010 at 11:54 The Man says:

    I’ve had better. Seriously, I have!

  34. 16/11/2010 at 12:05 alseT says:

    Something about pumps. Great pumps pumps pumps. It shows how out of sync I am with the fairer gender that I didn’t even know what they were refering to initially.

  35. 16/11/2010 at 12:08 stahlwerk says:

    “You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.”

    I was trying to post a comment to the apb post a few posts up. My first comment of the day. What’s up with that?

    Edit: finally it worked, after the tenth try.

  36. 16/11/2010 at 12:13 Teronfel says:

    “hello world”

    spam,spam,spam,spam,i’m a spammer block this comment

  38. 16/11/2010 at 12:26 Trayder says:

    There was something wrong!? Oh good, thought it was just me, being the first time I’d tried to post and all.

  39. 16/11/2010 at 12:34 Antsy says:

    Is anyone else hungry? I’m bloody starving!

  40. 16/11/2010 at 12:44 The Sombrero Kid says:

    i figured my post got eaten because it had marketplace in it.

  41. 16/11/2010 at 12:44 The Sombrero Kid says:

    or maybe it was games for windows.

  42. 16/11/2010 at 12:59 jon_hill987 says:

    So is there a huge delay between entering a comment and it turning up on the site? Also how soon is “too soon to post again”?

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  44. 16/11/2010 at 13:09 Jerricho says:

    I slept rather well thank you but then my alarm clock didn’t go off and I was late to work… not that anyone noticed. So… anyone watch the Rugby at the weekend?

  45. 16/11/2010 at 13:19 Rane2k says:

    Try 5:

    Can´t post anymore, it tells me: “You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.”

    Edit Test: Logging out and then logging in again with the Login at the bottom of the page (instead of the one in the navbar on top) seemed to work. Weird.

  46. 16/11/2010 at 13:29 adonf says:

    “Should be functioning as intended now.”

    Not really. It just ate two comments I posted to the Grey Matter thread (actually one comment and a slightly modified repost because it wouldn’t let me post the same thing again).

    Also I didn’t sleep too well because I had too much Indian food last night (maybe that’s why I’m posting comments too quickly and need to slow down)

  47. 16/11/2010 at 13:31 Delusibeta says:

    Slightly off topic: but logging in seems much more reliable and the RPS captcha system has been replaced. It won’t be missed, since reCaptcha is (in my opinion) one of the best captcha systems out there. Also, editing direct from the news post (even though it takes you away from the news post to text box on it’s own).

  48. 16/11/2010 at 13:33 wyrmsine says:

    I slept fine, thanks, on my new something something mattress. Well, it isn’t actually new, but it still feels great! Or possibly it’s that I’m finally trying out this “eight hours of sleep” thing I’ve been hearing about for so long. Who knew?

  49. 16/11/2010 at 14:16 Unaco says:

    I had a shit sleep… couldn’t sleep on Sunday night, but still had to be up to teach at 9am Monday. Then, even though I was hella-tired, I couldn’t get to sleep last night, til about 4 or 5am, and had to get up to teach again today. I’m currently considering a Churchill style afternoon sleep.

    Also… I’m not posting comments too quickly. But something, or someone, seems to think I am.

    Edit: That’s twice now I’ve been told I’m commenting too quickly… the two times I’ve tried to comment with the new system. Both times, if I went back in my browser, and submitted my comment again, it has gone straight through/

  50. 16/11/2010 at 14:27 Stick says:

    Posting while not logged in to mention I sleep alright, just very rarely at the same time as all the other people in the same time zone. Suspect personal clock set to a 27-hour day.

    Also, providing potentially valuable data point. You’re welcome.

  51. 16/11/2010 at 14:35 Danny says:

    No I didn’t bloody sleep OK. Damn kids and their music.

  52. 16/11/2010 at 15:11 Easydog says:

    I’m preparing for night shifts so I’ve slept until 3pm :) It was lovely.

  53. 16/11/2010 at 15:56 frymaster says:

    yay, recaptcha! a captcha system I can read!

  54. 16/11/2010 at 15:57 frymaster says:

    just testing the captcha fail now… YAY! YAAAAAAAAY!

    when you get the captcha wrong, you get redirected back to the edit window with your comment still there! Truly this is a paragon of comment systems

  55. 16/11/2010 at 16:10 phuzz says:

    Actually I slept pretty well last night, weird dreams notwithstanding, but that’s what I get for reading a book for about 4 hours solid…

  56. 16/11/2010 at 16:31 chesh says:

    My girlfriend and I both slept quite poorly. Bad dreams and eldritch, non-euclidean sleeping positions all around. Perhaps we shouldn’t have bought that copy of Cthulhu Dice.

  57. 16/11/2010 at 16:40 sfury says:

    I almost didn’t sleep because I was studying in the last moment and even more today, for a test and job interview. But it all went well today, so yay!

    Viva RPS! You were my only allowed distraction since last night.

    …now back to Fallout: New Vegas, loving it, despite what Ironman Quinns said about it is kinda true :]

    obligatory edit: also reading The Man in the High Castle finally – I get a lot of alternative history 50s US vibes now

    edit EDIT – would be nice if after the edit it redirected to the post and comments again, not just getting a “Comment Successfully Saved” message below the edit box

  58. 16/11/2010 at 16:49 thesundaybest says:

    I slept like a baby sedated for easy storage.

  59. 16/11/2010 at 16:58 day says:

    I just wanted to give The Nomad Soul a mention on your list of greatest lesser known games, but my opinion was ether-bound, dagnabbit.

  60. 16/11/2010 at 17:36 MindFukr says:

    I wrote long and super-insightful and oh so clever comments on the whole Games For Windows thingie. Twice spammed out. Then I tried asking why am I spammed out? Same thing. Then I just gave up on everything and wept uncontrollably.

  61. 16/11/2010 at 18:04 JohnnyMaverik says:

    I’ve had insomnia for 2 days :( 4 hours sleep spread out over both, shoot me please :’(

  62. 16/11/2010 at 20:05 juv3nal says:

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  63. 16/11/2010 at 20:18 Doesntmeananything says:

    Hi.

    Если вы это читаете, то вы есть идиот. *Дьявольский смех*

    Bye.

  64. 17/11/2010 at 03:21 UncleLou says:

    Woke up early. Again.

  65. 17/11/2010 at 03:22 UncleLou says:

    Test. Test. Test,

  66. 17/11/2010 at 08:57 pimorte says:

    Well it just ate two of my posts on the Yar’s Revenge entry. :(

  67. 17/11/2010 at 09:04 vanarbulax says:

    An edit function, surely not!

    EDIT: Huzzah!

    Though I’d like the be taken back to the comment thread after I edit.. especially since I can’t re-edit after hitting save.

  68. 17/11/2010 at 16:30 Oak says:

    Testing, testing.

  69. 18/11/2010 at 10:14 subscriber says:

    I lost sleep over the spam thing. Man!

  70. 18/11/2010 at 10:14 subscriber says:

    (that was a lie — I slept like a baby)

  71. 18/11/2010 at 10:15 subscriber says:

    Though I don’t think I had any decent dreams, which was unusual.

  72. 18/11/2010 at 10:16 subscriber says:

    I’ve been trying to improve my shoddy memory lately by remembering my dreams when I wake up, and with no decent dreams there was nothing useful to remember. I feel like I failed in the memory helpery.

  73. 18/11/2010 at 10:19 subscriber says:

    I’ve been using some Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab sleepytime perfumes (lots of lavender, etc) to halp me sleep, and they’re causing the dreams to be pretty crazy. I wouldn’t have given much credence to the idea of aromatherapy-type stuff for sleeping, but crazy dreams are fun.

  74. 18/11/2010 at 10:20 subscriber says:

    (c’mon, spam filter. eat my comments. I’m running out of sleep talk.)

  75. 18/11/2010 at 10:20 subscriber says:

    Yes, yes. I know I’m posting too quickly. I will slow down.

  76. 18/11/2010 at 10:22 subscriber says:

    A few days ago, I dreamed I was in AC/DC. I’m a good guitarist, but I didn’t know how to play any of the songs and I just had to kind of noodle along with the melody. It was pretty embarassing, but I did get to hang out with Malcolm Young. I’m gonna try editing some comments to make the spam monster eat them.

  77. 18/11/2010 at 10:24 Jonathan says:

    All right, let’s try to get it to eat spam when I’m not logged in then.

  78. 18/11/2010 at 10:26 Jonathan says:

    So I need a new topic, having exhausted sleep.

  79. 18/11/2010 at 10:26 Jonathan says:

    This week, I have been mostly listening to old Idle Thumbs.

  80. 18/11/2010 at 10:26 Jonathan says:

    They have already made me reinstall Far Cry 2, but now I’m feeling a strong need to pick up Bully and DoW2.

  81. 18/11/2010 at 10:27 Jonathan says:

    However, I have no time for gaming! It is sad to be me. About the best I can do is steal 20 minutes here and there for a bit of handheld gaming.

  82. 18/11/2010 at 10:28 Jonathan says:

    At this rate, it’ll be years til I finish Persona 3.

  83. 18/11/2010 at 10:29 Jonathan says:

    Not to mention my backlog of DS games. Or my backlog of PC games. I really ought to get back into The Witcher, for example, because I want to have that game finished by the time its sequel comes out.

  84. 18/11/2010 at 10:30 Jonathan says:

    Man. Spam eater is not playing ball today, huh?

  85. 18/11/2010 at 13:54 golden_worm says:

    T̸̢͔̝͔̲̻̠̠͖̘ͪ̊̌ͮͤ̌̈̏̍͋ͪ͐͐́ͩ͗̚ē̻̱̙̘̭͈̣̲̟̗̻̻̜̩͉͌̄͂̿̈ͨ͗ͦ̎ͦ̒̀̀š̛̏ͮͫ͋̂ͪ̍ͤ͐ͮ̂͏̝̼͈̼̪̼̜͢ţ̸̊ͩ͑̀̆̊ͥͯ̽̓ͭ́҉̺̜̫̥̰̪̺ǐͦ̿́̋̎̊ͣ̽ͣͮ̿̍͂̔̔ͬ̈҉̩͔̳̥͇͎͖̩͝ṅ̸̡̦̘̩̫͍̲̣̍͆̽̆͋̀̇́͡g̗̱̞̻̠̼̳̤͈̗̐̂̓͋͗̀ͭͬͬ́͗̈́̆́̕̕͘ ̷̧̢̺͙̱̻̀̆̏͒͟T͙̠̙̟̺̫͚̻̖̙͇͔̳̘̞͍̥̝͚ͦ͌̅̉ͥͥ́̑ͦ̾̓ͮͭ̉͌̉̕͝ȇ̍̈ͬ͂͆̍̂̓ͭ̇҉̯͔̭̫͎̹̜͍͎̯s̶̢̹͇͚̤͕̲̲̼̝̪̹̰̲͚̟̃͛̾ͩ̐̎ͩͬ͆ͭ͗ͦ̈͑ͣͤ͑̄̕͘͜ṱ̝̲̥͖͂̾ͬ̔ͧ̑͐̓̎̓ͦ̽ͭͭ̚͜i̡̡̹͓͖̟̭̖͎̯̲͈̗̟̙ͩ̾͋̅̾̃̓ͣͣ͌͋ͧ̊̀̒̿̕͟ͅņ͖̠̪̝͇̟̬̲͚̠̱̙̤͚̲̿̅̎ͮ́͡͠g̵̷͎̞̩͙͉͚̰̦̩̥̩̭̭̘̜̺̰̙̉ͧ͌͒ ̴̛͔̖̹̙̳͓̻͙͖͎̫̃ͩ͌͆̄ͪͮ́ͭ͂ͭ͘͞1̵̨̩͖̙̤̝̮̭̩̯̤̺͓̬̲͓ͭ̏ͯ͂̐̾͂̓́2̡̹̩̥͓̬͕̰͖̬̳̰̘͈̬͈͕̠͓̘ͣ̄͆͑̑̀ͨ̒͗̆ͩ̊ͤͧ͒ͯ́̚͞3̷͈̯̦̬̘̦͗ͧ͒̀̚,͙͚͉̫̥̜͓͎͕̗̞̬̥̺̝̗͙͙͎͋̏ͧ͐͠ ̳̘͎̖̔̍ͨͣ̉̿̓͌̿͜͠i̸̧̜̳̥̯̗̦͔̖̞̥̒̾̆͛̑̅̽ͮ̐ͮͦ̌ͩ͑͂̓ͧ̚͘͟ŝ̢ͭͧ̿ͮ͏̞̱͍͔̘̯̘̣̞͎̼ ̨̩̥̭̮̹͎̰̟̥͓̥͙̣̥̱͕̟͍͌͗ͩ̾̒͑̋̂͐͗̔̍ͦͨͤ̀̚͢͢͠͞ͅi̶̸̡̦̩̩̲̱̖̠ͫ̈́̂ͭ̂ͦ͗̅ͪ́͛́t̵̷̓̐͊̐̌ͭ̓̎̆ͧ͌̍̒̚͠͠҉̭͈̮̝ ̲̯̼̲͍̹͚̘͙̙̹̻͕̩̑̄̎̉ͨ̌͛͗́̀̚͜͟͜s̵͇̹̄ͣ̀ͤ͋̑ͤ͋̓̓͗ͥ͒͌͜͢ͅp̦̟̬͉͎͉̦͎̖̱̖̪͙̹̹̻̜̟͙͋ͮͩͥ̈́͒̔̌̾̌͌͛̿̒͐̓ͮ̚͘͝͠a̢̛͉͚̻͖̥͚̥͉̟ͣ̇̿̊̅̃͐ͩ͗ͧͫͦ͒͑̎͆̽̎̋͘͠m̨̧̦̤̮͎̅ͪ̐̓ͪ͋̅̆͡ ͮ̏͗̅̋ͭ́̐̔̒̎ͭ́́́͜͏̡̘̟͙̬̠̳̘̘̰͉͖͇ͅơ̛ͯ̋͌͌̎ͪ̄ͥ͐̓̎̽͊̈̊͗̇͞͝҉̘̜̞̪̥̺̥̪̹̹̱̯̰ŗ̴̻̯̝͈͓͈̩̫͓̼̱͓͉̦̗͌ͯ́̓ͮͪͯ̽̍ͥͪ͢͞ ̸̢ͩ̄ͣ̓͋̌̋͑͌̄̔̊̀̕҉̮̥̜̮͍̖̜̙͕̩͔̝̞̼͇͓͚͎̦į̡̻͓̹̬͎͎̉̈́͆ͭ̽̇ͨ͟͝s̵͉̻̦̯̤̟ͦ̂̋̐͋́͐̄̈́̽̀ͬͮͨͤ̒̅̋̀͘ ̷̶̛̞̰̖̻͚̼̣͗ͥ̄̔͟͡Z͌̏̽ͫ̕҉̦̗̺̻͎̼̳͖͞å̶̛̲̗̪͉͍̳̮͓̤̭͙̲̮̣͔̐́̔́͛̾ͬ̈́́͠͞l̈̓̅ͨ͆ͭ̌̇̔͒ͣ͆̌̆́̕͝͞͏͉̺̤̺̙̩̖̜̞̗̠͈̞̗͕ͅg̞̫̱̝̯̯̦̳͆ͨ̋̀ͩ͘̕͢ǫ̶̯͍̭͇̗̯̼̲͖̞̯̠̯̔̈̓̓ͦ̑ͥ̏̃̆ͣͭ̊ͧ͐͞ͅͅ ̜̞̬̼̩ͧ̒̆͊ͬ̕͟f̢̢̛̼̖͈͍̙̻̳̳̤̻̬̭̙̩͉͎̹̘̌ͪ̆̔͘͞rͨ̌͐ͦ̉̽̄͊͒̒͂̽̐̾̌ͦͬ̓͟҉̩̬̗̖͖͇͎̙̹̥͖̮̱͇̣̥̜͔̱̀e̥̼̮͇̪̖͎̝͎ͩ̏̈́̊ͨ͋̊͗ͯ̌̓̽͒̉̆́̚͠͡ͅe̷̡̢͖͈͚͖̲͚̤̥̺̭̖̭̦͎̻̟͓̬͗͐͛̎̇̉͊̇ͤ́̚͠E̷̸̶̼͎͔͍̮̼̲̞͍̲̖̱͎͔̮ͧͬͨ̐ͥͯ͒̓̉̇̎͌̉̎͘̕Ë̴̡̬̞̼̝͎ͩ̔̏ͩ̋̈́ͤ̅̃̍ͧͤ̓Ë̢̛́̈́̈́́͞͏̥̠͔͔̩̤̩̰͇͖̺̜͙̖̼̭͖́ͅE̸̛̫̘͓̰̗͙ͨ͑̆ͥ̓͒̄ͅẸ̳̹̙̑́̔ͩ̍ͩ̿̊̀ͅȨ̟̝̫̗̱̽̆̂̒ͩ̋́ͣ͋́͠Ḙ̡̞̱̱͋̉̿͗̎̕̕͜Ë̛͉̰̤̟̗͎̮̮̥̹͈̖͎̟́̇̄̂̽̋̓̋̕͡E̼̺͙̣͈̼͎̾ͬ̊̽̕̕ͅE̷̡̖̮̻͓̗͖̯̹̹͖̲̞̟̲͔ͭͨ͐̈́ͥ̾̐̓̂͛̿́̎̾̀ͩͅE̴̢̤̹̬͍̐̿̇̍̑̽ͬ̓̅̌ͤ̽ͦͨ͝E̵̡ͧ̿̾̏ͭͫ͛̐ͭ̑͌̍̎̅́̈́̀̀͏̤͎̗̩̖̗͍̘̳͇̣͉̣̪̝̮̯͓̫E̒ͨ̑̑͂̔ͭ̃ͩ̽̋̆́̏̽ͩ̚͏̝͓̝̰̲̬̣̬̲̀͜ͅE̢̜̦̰̝͇͉̰̦̹ͪ͗̏ͭ̓ͫͯ͊͐͝͝Ẻ̢̡̧ͤ̾ͭ͛ͦ͏͖̘̜Ę͕̫̳̲̖͇̥̈ͣͩ̿͐͊ͥͥ̕͟͢͢Ë̵̡̲̻͖͉̤̘̲̭͓̖̣̟̱̻̳̳ͩ̄͑ͦ̓ͨͣͧ̇ͤ̽̋̍̑ͫ͛́̕͘Ẹ̛̖̼̼̖͉̗͙̙̖̖̜̹̿̾ͤ̐͛ͣ͋̆̌̈̓̕͜͜E̶̶̪͇̱̳͔̰̗̲͓̪̙̖ͦ̐̇̓̃ͬͮ̂̊̍̎͑̇͋̈̎̾̏́͞E̴̛͎̬̹͉̙̫̱̳̲͇͍̮̙̩ͮ̉͛̔͂ͨ́̃͐ͫ̓̾E̶̷̵̢̺̬̖̙͔͖̻̠̯̮̙̰͂̅̍̉͂̑͒̅͐E̛̫͕̺̥ͥ̊̂̒ͯ͐̈́̊ͬ̏͒̀̚̚ͅE̠̹̥̩͓̿ͬ͑ͯ͛͗̕͜E̸̯̦̪̖͚̦̺͎̜̾̊̄ͥ̑̑͝E̢̛̥͈̻̅ͧ̓ͣ̄͒͑ͯ̃͘͜͝E͕̯̥̝̬̣̬̺̺̺̺̯̲̞̙̜̥̠ͤ͐͊ͦͭ͠͡Ë̢̬̱̞̝̺͕̪̙̰̣̲̙͍̌ͧ̑ͬͪ̆̈́̓͒͌ͩ̅̓͋ͯ̕͘Ę̸̧̝̫̺͔̫͍͈͓̲̞̦͈̻͇͙̤̠ͥ̄̆̅̇̋̇͂ͅÉ̸̸̟̦̯͙͉͍̪̞͚̣̮̂̆ͬ̆͗̾̓̆ͤ̏͑̌̿̈́̂̚͘͞Ë̷̲̘̤̻̖̘͎̟̙̻͈̩̣̠̥̦̒̈̀́͘E̋ͦ͛̆̉̾̑͒̒̈́̓ͥ̆͏͕̘̠̮͚̻͎̟̥͍̞̙͍͈̫E̛̦̤̜͕̫ͣ͑̿̇̅͑̿̔̒̋͌ͬ͐ͯ͋ͩ̈ͤ̚̕͢Ȇ͋̾͒͛̈́̈̈́ͯ̅͋ͤ́͐̈̚҉̛҉̶̷͍̳̦͓̤͕̱̜̖̱̟̺̩͇Ë͆̂̀̇͛̇̽̀̌҉̳̞̪͎̘͇̻͉̦͕̭̫̹͡E̢̞͙̘̝͖̟͇̟͈͖̳̳̣͕̭͉̍̋͋ͣ͆̽͊͑͆̓̌̚̚E̵̬̘̞͍̩̫̦͉͓̒̑̾̿̈̔́ͬ͋̾̆ͯ̔ͤ́͠͠Ȇ̩̟̗̭̪̝̮̩͈̂̆̓̋͋̓̎ͤͣ̅͆ͬͪ͋̑̏́́͢ͅE̮̯̰̝̳̝̦̗͋̉̒̂͘̕͠͠E̵̛̛̖̖̤̼̫̲̟̙̜̗ͬ̔ͮ͐ͬ̾ͪͮͫͤ̆̑̐̕Ḛ̡̩͉͕͎͆͐ͭ͌̄͆̎̔ͣ͑̿͂̍͛ͧ̊̀͘͞͝Ẽ̷̶̟̦̹̗̖͓͙̝̝̘̫̥̳̥̟͈ͭ̋̽̍̎̓ͤ͆ͦ́̔ͦ͊̋̐̅ͯ́͘Ę͖̭̥͇̜͕̯̙̤̞̀̆̽͋̈̓ͦ͗̇͊͋ͫ͗ͦ͠E̵̙̮͙͔͕̲̣ͤͩ̎̇͘E͒̃ͮͬ̌͑̌͌̑͌͐́̆ͧ͆͏̼̠͍̮̩̥̺͚̳̼͔̱̤͍̘́ͅͅĘ͂̍̌͗ͫ̐̍ͮ̑ͯ̌̚҉̺̰͈̬͚̭̝͙̘͖̩͍̞̯͎̩͖͕Ẻ͕͉̪̘̫̥͙͇̞̝ͯ̒ͩ́̊ͧ͘̕͟͠ͅȨ͗̊ͭ̎ͤ͒ͮͮͭͨ̊͆ͨ̿ͦ̇͏̱̝͚̩̬͍̪̼̭̗̼̗̬̳ͅE̢̟̠̯͎̠͈̩̫̙̣̮̫̥̙̞ͥͦͨ̐ͨͥͣͧ̄ͪ̿̂̿̓͝͡ͅẺ̶̙̣̟̰͕̮̙͇͕͇̬̻̱̲͉͍̟͊́͆ͮ̉̏̽̊ͥ͒̀̂͒̋́̾ͮ́͘͜ͅE̡̲͎̯͛͒͒̍͒̃̿ͪ̎̀̏̉̿́̋͊͢͝͠ͅȄ̬̲̘͇͎̖̬͉̊͛̈́͊͂́͟ͅͅẺ̶̸̢̱̻̭̥̤̲̹̫͚̠̱͎͍̋̽̅̿͒̾̇͝E̵̡̲͍̥̼͊͑̌ͩ̃ͧ̑͑̽̋̐̌ͩ͛̔̆́̎͝͞ͅĘ͉̥̮̖͔̬̤͉̺ͩͧ̿̎̑͒ͦͫ̈ͣ̾ͨ̑ͪͭͥ̕͞͡Ę̵̮̩̫̟͚͉̫̗̩̩͎͈̻̅̉̈͐̀̓̓ͥ̒ͥͣ͠ͅͅĘ̴̷̬̥̪̰͓̄̂ͫͣ̓̓͊̅ͩ̔ͫ̔E͖͙͖͔̘̱͐̾̓͆̂̕Ę̷̶̷̸͉͔̱̱̫̙̤͛̌͌̌̌ͨ̎̔̈́̍ͪ̌̑̍͌ͣͫEͮ̿̈́̔ͦ͂̇ͬ͗̊ͩ͌ͩ̿́͡͏̷̛͎̩̘͓Ę̴̶̩͎̻̼̘̲̲̣̦̱̻̝̩̳̫̥ͧͨ̏͋̊̓̓̂͛͋̀̓̐ͤ̕Ë̎̾ͫ̏̌ͨ̿ͩ͗͞҉̟̮̻͓͍̱͕͓ͅĔ̢̡̅͐ͬͤ̈́͆̽̎̄̀҉̴̩̟̫͈̳̦̭̭͕̩́ͅE̴̮͇̤͎̺͉̯̜̒̉͊̎́̇̑ͮ͆̋ͯ̋̋̇̉́̚̚͞Ě̷̶̱͕̠̭͉͕͔ͧ͆̈́͋͗̅͛͒̊́͞͠Ë̦̟͓̻͉͚͎͙̥̪̪̳̱͕̐͛̅̎̀E̝̪̣̪̗͗ͤ̾̔͑̾̀̕͞͞͠E̴ͬ̊̇̄͂̄͂͆̓́͟͠҉͔̤͔̟E̴̴̠̜̞̗̗̘̜̦͒ͪ́̓ͤ̎ͧ̉ͭ͂̓̍ͬ̔ͮ͒́͗͞Ę͔̠̗̦̤̰̝͎̜̗̯̻̹̆ͣ͂̄ͤ̿̿̈́̉͆́̚͠E̛͓̝̖͍̱̩͂̂̋ͩ̎́̓ͮ̚Ęͪ͗̾̌̊͌͠͏̷̝̩̤̯̥̱͈̙̹̩̙̠̙͕͇̣̕ͅE̊ͩ̓̇͛ͨͭ͗̂ͤͣ͒͠͏̴̨̫̲̳̘̤͔͓͚̮͕E̢̢̱̟̥̬̤̤̭̜͎̝͚͔͚ͪ̀ͦ̇͋̔ͥ̌̎̔̆ͧ͐́͂̉͊͟͝ͅE̸̝͉͇̳̙̹̱͕ͫ̉͑ͣ͐̐ͭ͐̀E̸̷̬̟̱̠̻͕̮͙ͭͧ͗ͧ̽̃ͮ̐ͤ̇ͣ͗ͥ̑E̸͋̓̔̓̃̔͛ͯͭ͋̔̆͋͏͉̲̥̣̩͕̯̖͎͍͕̥͓͖͔E̶̵͈͙͍̗̻̯̠͂̉́̓̉́̋͛ͮ̀ͅͅEͫͫ̊̐̆͏̴͍͚͓͙̘̩̫͕̮̹̰̬͓͠͝E͒͋͋̇ͩ̒́̾̾̋̎͐ͯ̽͆̃ͯ̚͏̶̧̙̹̩̳̯͟͢ͅE̷̛̳͓̦̬͎̎ͮ̈́̓̃ͥ͒͑͐ͤ͆͐ͦ͞͡E̓͑ͭ͒͆̓ͨ̐͏̸̡̥̪͔̫̙̩̠͕̠͎̠͕͇̩̣̜̦̳́͢Ęͣ̄̏ͮ̌͌ͧͨ̇̈̍̒͊ͧͩ̊͒̎̿͏̜̺̬̱̱̬̫̭̝ͅͅͅĚ̖̘͖̈́̐̃̀ͮͤ͑̔ͨ͗̔͆̕͟ͅĘ̸ͨ̽ͧ̂͋͐̀͞͏̩̪̳̟̳̬̤̲͈̤̯̖̙̝̠̯̼E̵̴̛̫͈̻̠̰̝̺̗̱̟̲ͫ̾̾̌ͯ͡ͅĒ̛̪̖̘͕̠͓ͭ̏͊̑̉̂ͩ̍ͩͦ̋̍̐̿̓͜E̡̢̯̥̥͉͇͇̩͎̳̩̰̤̘̻͎̱͆̂̋ͮE̻̪͔̟͊̓̉̓̅̂̾͆ͪ͌̓̎̈́̒̿̀͟Ę̠̲̥͎̪̤̟̤̻̟̣̯̬͔̙̟̩͉̏̿̐͗̚͝Ê̸̡̢̢̛͎̲̘̫̮̣͚͖͚̞̠̟ͪ̍̓͛ͪ͗̔̓͛̀̇ͧ̍̔ͅͅEͦ̒ͮͦͦ̅ͯͦ̍̑͆̍ͥ̽ͣ̒̔҉̵̞̭̣̺̬̜̥̜͕͔̟̝̕͘Ę̱̝͔̹ͤ̾͛̉͜͞E̘̣̯̰̫͔̣̱͉̭͍ͪ̋͐ͫ͆̇ͭͬ̇͐͆̈́͜ͅĘ̖͔̲͇͈͚̟͖͖̹̱̺̣̻̲̝͊ͮ̔ͣͮ̈̏̔̚E̲̺̪̲̰̩̬͓͖̥̦̤̹̩̻ͮ̾̐͂̃̇͐̀̕͜Ẹ̷̶̛͔͔̠͖̟̙̼̫͈̔̏͊͒̐̉̑ͧͤ̏ͤ̿͒̔͟ͅḚ̩̫̺̼̯̝̮̦̇ͯ͛ͬ̀̀E̡͔͉̺̮̝͉̻̘͎̣̝̲̙̟ͨ͑̐̋́͟E̸͎̱̩̪̩̰̖͊ͮ̇͑̈̅͒͋̎̀̒̀̀͡͡E̸͇̻͎͈̫̱̪̯̝͕ͦ̋̈ͤ̌͆ͬ̏̏̈́̈́̐̓͊ͩͭ̈́̚̕͟e̛̫̣̰͍̳̥ͤ̽ͤ̒̆ͧ̀͡ę̪̙͈̳̿͒͗͘͜e̵͉̱̖͕̜͇̮̞̮͖̬̭ͩ̈̆͌̿̏́͝

    Ę̷̘̺͉͔͖ͥ̆͆̊ͣ͑ͯ̓̓͆̆ͥ̕DIT: Nice.

  86. 18/11/2010 at 18:17 G̨͔͕ͪ̋ͦͭ͛̀̀͜Ȍ̷͕͈̦͍̰͇̎͘ͅL̪̳͊̏̚D̻̦̝̔͑ͬ͆ͨ͑ͯ͘͞E̠̖̞͉̰̤͓̩ͮ̀ͭ̿͐̆͐ͨ̽̀N̜̬͑̆ͩ̃ͤ͋̐͡_͍ͣ̉̈̄ͩW̢̜̭̲̗̞̮̟͕̎͆͝Ǫ̣̰͈͔̮̜̜̾̽R̻͎͔̽ͣ̂ͣ͌̂͛̊M̢̻̜͔̙͎͒ͦ says:

    tezt

  87. 18/11/2010 at 18:23 gͣ̇̃͏͖͈̦͙͓͕̫̼̱o̰̬̮̺̾̑͗͘l̴̲͇̗̬̓͑̑ͪ͊d̽̀ͧ̂͋ͣ̃̍͏͎̹̹͕͈͔̰͝ě̺̻̦̳̞͓͓ͬ͜͜͡ņ̶̪̲̤̬̻̠̤̟ͩ̌̇ͩͫͯ̆͟_̣̻̩͉̬̮̪̥͑̅̍͋̀̇w̩̼̤͆̍ͦ͐̒ͥȯ̮̻̠̠̯͕̖̮ͨ͌͐͐ͭ̍̚̚ͅr̢̼̼̼̖ says:

    tezt 2

  88. 18/11/2010 at 18:26 Brumisator says:

    you are a horrible, horrible person, worm.

    • 18/11/2010 at 18:33 gͣ̇̃͏͖͈̦͙͓͕̫̼̱o̰̬̮̺̾̑͗͘l̴̲͇̗̬̓͑̑ͪ͊d̽̀ͧ̂͋ͣ̃̍͏͎̹̹͕͈͔̰͝ě̺̻̦̳̞͓͓ͬ͜͜͡ņ̶̪̲̤̬̻̠̤̟ͩ̌̇ͩͫͯ̆͟_̣̻̩͉̬̮̪̥͑̅̍͋̀w̩̼̤͆̍ͦ͐̒ͥȯ̮̻̠̠̯͕̖̮ͨ͌͐͐ͭ̍̚̚ͅr̢̼̼̼̖̦ says:

      What did I do?

  89. 18/11/2010 at 18:28 gͣ̇̃͏͖͈̦͙͓͕̫̼̱o̰̬̮̺̾̑͗͘l̴̲͇̗̬̓͑̑ͪ͊d̽̀ͧ̂͋ͣ̃̍͏͎̹̹͕͈͔̰͝ě̺̻̦̳̞͓͓ͬ͜͜͡ņ̶̪̲̤̬̻̠̤̟ͩ̌̇ͩͫͯ̆͟_̣̻̩͉̬̮̪̥͑̅̍͋̀̇w̩̼̤͆̍ͦ͐̒ͥȯ̮̻̠̠̯͕̖̮ͨ͌͐͐ͭ̍̚̚ͅr̢̼̼̼̖ says:

    2 shrt?

  90. 18/11/2010 at 18:29 gͣ̇̃͏͖͈̦͙͓͕̫̼̱o̰̬̮̺̾̑͗͘l̴̲͇̗̬̓͑̑ͪ͊d̽̀ͧ̂͋ͣ̃̍͏͎̹̹͕͈͔̰͝ě̺̻̦̳̞͓͓ͬ͜͜͡ņ̶̪̲̤̬̻̠̤̟ͩ̌̇ͩͫͯ̆͟_̣̻̩͉̬̮̪̥͑̅̍͋̀̇w̩̼̤͆̍ͦ͐̒ͥoȯ̮̻̠̠̯͕̖̮ͨ͌͐͐ͭ̍̚̚ͅr̢̼̼̼ says:

    2sht

  91. 18/11/2010 at 18:30 gͣ̇̃͏͖͈̦͙͓͕̫̼̱o̰̬̮̺̾̑͗͘l̴̲͇̗̬̓͑̑ͪ͊d̽̀ͧ̂͋ͣ̃̍͏͎̹̹͕͈͔̰͝ě̺̻̦̳̞͓͓ͬ͜͜͡ņ̶̪̲̤̬̻̠̤̟ͩ̌̇ͩͫͯ̆͟_̣̻̩͉̬̮̪̥͑̅̍͋̀w̩̼̤͆̍ͦ͐̒ͥȯ̮̻̠̠̯͕̖̮ͨ͌͐͐ͭ̍̚̚ͅr̢̼̼̼̖̦ says:

    No “message too short” messages any more then.

    eh?

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