Wot I Think: Swords & Soldiers HD

By Alec Meer on December 1st, 2010 at 8:07 pm.

Side-scrolling indie strategy oddity Swords & Soldiers gets unlocked on Steam in ooh, three hours – having been ported to our personal computing machines following a warm reception on WiiWare. This version features sparklier graphics and the addition of multiplayer, as it’s mercifully no longer bound to a device that’s afraid of the internet. I’ve thrown a few hours at throwing lines of 2D troopers at each other, which leaves me rather conviently placed to share some manner of opinion with you.

What a strangely subdued name for a game that’s otherwise so determined to be crazed. Essentially a tug of war between two ‘toonishly stereotyped armies (Vikings, Aztecs or Chinese), Swords and Soldiers is a frantic contest of speed-building war for one or two players. It’s a little in the vein of tower defence, only with almost no towers – instead, two armies auto-marching doggedly towards the other end of the map and beating holy hell out of each other in the process.

Mechanically-speaking, it’s onto something. Taking away the direct unit control doesn’t simplify things so much as unhinge them, with your soldiers’ autopiloted stupidity forming part of the strategy. For instance, the teleporting Chinese monkey can and will leap a few feet behind an opposing force, who then don’t turn around even though they can blatantly see the hairy little bastard’s right there. So you’re required to make your next move about getting some sort anti-monkey solution out there as quickly as possible, rather than saving up for whatever it was you were saving up for. (Gold’s gathered by automated builder units, by the way – there is some scope to cripple the opposing force by nobbling his builders, but the game’s carefully set up so you can’t do much on any area of the screen that you don’t have units near in order to avoid griefing).

Similarly, if there’s something just ridiculously dangerous in front of your chaps – like a Sun Giant or a Viking catapult – they’re going to march dumbly right into it. That’s where you come in, primarily through the use of spells. With the game’s unit roster so low – about five for each of the three races – the spells are absolutely necessary – both tactically and in terms of variety – rather than being incidental troublemaking.

The top-tier mega-booms are obviously the most fun – Thor’s magic hammer setting itself up as lightning-spewing tower after thwacking violently into the Earth, trying desperately to make an Indy mega-boulder leap over your guys and land horribly on their guys…

Still, it’s a slight-feeling game: like everything got piled into making the core tug of war work and work well so the units got a little bit less love. That said, it’s clearly invested in keeping things simple. This was an RTS originally made for Wii after all, and the large-buttoned, confusion-free interface absolutely reflects that. A shame it’s been denied a few PC-specific UI modifications, such as build and spell commands bound to number keys, or even being able to type your name when you start a new campaign rather than clicking slowly over a virtual keyboard. But it’s straight-in, immediately accessible, with nothing to terrify even the most entrenched strategy-avoider (John!).

The challenge is simply to fight back, push on, not to master anything oblique – not even to especially work out opening gambits or complicated counter. It’s a clickfest, if I’m honest – about who can spam hardest and fastest for longest. That said, the player who does apply just a little more patience and forward planning will have the edge over the one who’s wildly blitzing spells all over the place.

It really is a tug of war rather than a battle of wits, though. Or perhaps it’s more like an arm wrestle between two people in funny hats. Key is that it’s very determined to keep its players involved and optimistic for as long as possible, rather than leave anyone feeling overwhelmed and outgunned. There are points where the stalemate seems so absolute that surely only a rage quit will fix it, but a single well-placed spell or well-timed unit arrival can mess up the maddening balance just enough that suddenly one of those two muscly arms starts to tip finally toward the other side. Is that a tension that can remain forever tense? I’m not sure; while Swords & Soldiers does the drop-in, smack down, log off ten minutes later speed-bashing fairly smartly, I fear the sparsity of units and maps is going to take its over-familiarity-toll after just a few days.

I’m broadly referring to the skirmish modes and the multiplayer in this piece. There is a singleplayer campaign which will last you a little longer, as it experiments with a range of scripted strategies to deviate from the core tug, but its appeal is bound up in whether or not you click with the humour. It’s a rambling, consciously silly thing – in keeping with the cartoon graphics it’s relaxed and good-natured, but I couldn’t avoid thinking the funny voice/amusing vegetable-based gags were too broad for its own good. The humour works best in more unspoken terms – making the dark art of necromancy into a cute parade of jolly skeletons, for instance, or depicting the violent removal of a hapless viking’s soul a strangely cheery affair.

Again, I just wish it was a little more evolved there. The slow trickle of fun units seems as though it’s on the way to boundless weirdness, but then suddenly you’ve unlocked everything on the tech tree and only five minutes have passed. Its rapid-fire cartoon carnage suits an idle lunch hour well, but it may need a few content-rich patches to help make its initial charm stay fresh. It is, ultimately, on the casual end of the spectrum, but something more akin to Plants vs Zombies’ carefully-masked complexity and range of strategies would, I’m sure, promote this soldier to more of a leader.

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  1. Shawn says:

    Based on these sentences alone, I should probably play this,

    “For instance, the teleporting Chinese monkey can and will leap a few feet behind an opposing force, who then don’t turn around even though they can blatantly see the hairy little bastard’s right there. So you’re required to make your next move about getting some sort anti-monkey solution out there as quickly as possible, rather than saving up for whatever it was you were saving up for.”

    I am so bad at RTS games that I may as well be sending produced units blindly off to fend for themselves. Even when I can control units and turn them around to kill the monkey, I’m usually too busy panicking to do so.

    I hope that they sell enough copies to invest some polish in this game. It sounds like they’re on to something here.

  2. Jad says:

    even being able to type your name when you start a new campaign rather than clicking slowly over a virtual keyboard

    You know, I’m usually not one of those people complaining on here about “console ports” in terms of interface, I can put up with Xbox buttons on the UI, I can put up with deeply-nested menus, and I can even put up with (teeth gritted, reluctantly) lack of mouse support in the menus like some racing games do. But that? That’s just lazy. If you had described the game in the most glowing terms maybe I would put it aside, because it’s not a game-breaker by any means, but it would feel wrong to give money to a studio who could not put in even the slightest bit of PC-porting effort to allow you to type your name on the keyboard. The keyboard that every computer has had since the punch-card days. Man, I try not to be an angry, negative poster on here, but virtual keyboards in a PC game? That’s just silly.

    • parker says:

      Well said, and that bit of dev laziness is enough to turn me off of a game that I was otherwise on the fence about. Maybe they’ll patch in ‘keyboard support’ after launch?

    • neinei says:

      Exactly. I’m staying away from this one, for the time being, at least.

    • K says:

      It isn’t so much about the keyboard per se, but more about what this says about the dev: Completely and utterly uninterested in porting it to PC.

  3. CMaster says:

    There’s some flash game out there like this isn’t there? Where you go through a series of ages, finishing up in the future where your defensive tower can wipe out the enemy. Spawned a whole bunch of clones.

    Yes there was. Seems they’ve fixed the win using turrets though.

    Apparently this post is spam. KONGREGATE links on a gaming site are spam?

    • terry says:

      You have to link to handbags or cheap shoes to get a post through.

    • Anonymousity says:

      Yeah there have been many flash games like this for a while, I’m suprised it’s taken so long for people to create a non flash money costing version, but I wonder with all those little free games already out there how well it will do.

    • Stromko says:

      I seem to recall there being a game like this for my ancient 100 ~mhz IBM back in the day, only you were mainly in control of a helicopter that could fly around the battlefield and even the odds that way.

      I seem to recall a lot of the more recent Flash games let you fire off various spells and abilities too, much like Swords & Soldiers.

      So really, it’s going to depend on if you really like the setting, art or jokes. The way the game plays itself seems to be virtually identical to a lot of what has come before.

    • Rufust Firefly says:

      I remember sinking a lot of time into Rescue Raiders which rewarded patient building of cash for launching a massive convoy of tanks, anti-air launchers, and demo vans.

      Swords & Soldiers appears to lack the napalm missiles of later stages, but Mjolnir will do as a nice substitute. Assuming they care to do more than have a bloody on-screen virtual keyboard.

  4. ylenol says:

    always liked these sort of games since playing DOTA and wishing I could just control the dumb spawns instead of having heroes everywhere

  5. Sagan says:

    There was a quite popular Warcraft III funmap like this. Except that one had tons of upgrades and a game would usually last an hour. Oh and it was 5v5, which makes everything more fun. I think there is also a map for StarCraft 2 like this.
    After reading the text, those might seem like better options.

    • DJ Phantoon says:

      There’s like, five Starcraft 2 maps like this. Then there’s DotA clones, massacre maps (zergling blood, soldier blood, whatever you wanna call it) and tower defense, and really, not much of anything else. It seems the people with the better ideas are waiting for more map support, or something.

  6. DigitalSignalX says:

    I’m trying to think of any game that started on the wii and did well for PC. Anyone?

  7. Soulsick says:

    “Mechanically-speaking, it’s onto something.”

    No, no no no nonononono!
    This is a clone of Armor Alley from the early 90′s, they aren’t “onto something”, they copied something! Not that there’s anything wrong with re-makes, but credit where credit is due.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armor_Alley

    Original
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9b8PC6h3Ls

    iPhone port

  8. Torgen says:

    I have to say, I’m pretty relieved that this sort of approach to the RTS genre seems to be agreeable to folks. I now have the courage to follow the plans I had for my own light RTS.

  9. DarkNoghri says:

    “like an arm wrestle between two people in funny hats.”

    There’s a box quote if I ever saw one.

  10. Simon says:

    Available: December 2nd, 2010

    This game will unlock in approximately 19 hours

    … It is now nearly 11pm, december 1st. :(

  11. Oli says:

    It’s already available for purchase at http://www.swordsandsoldiers.com, and if you fill in “sinterklaas” as coupon code, you’ll get a 30% discount :)… this comes woth Steamkey and is the exact same version as will be released later on Steam ;)

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  13. greenB says:

    Well, this one brings crisp graphics and a price tag to the formula.

  14. AS says:

    Yeah, there are a whole number of them that have popped up everywhere. I’d try this game to see if it brings anything new to the table, but I’m guessing not much except for visual polish.