By John Walker on February 28th, 2011 at 4:18 pm.
Okay, so I was wrong. I admit it. Everything Dr Carole Lieberman said was absolutely true. The proof is below.
Be warned, this is in bad taste, and those likely to be offended should best avoid.
It’s also very funny. Good work, Spencer Williams.
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28/02/2011 at 16:23 Sweep says:
FACT.
28/02/2011 at 16:29 JFreeman says:
Hey Spencer, it’s that guy you are!
28/02/2011 at 16:39 Swiss says:
Rape is also 40% more likely if you have a beard. I’m not going to cite research, because it should be obvious to everyone.
28/02/2011 at 16:43 FriendlyFire says:
Wait, the woman?
Gross.
28/02/2011 at 17:10 Rond says:
@FriendlyFire
What makes you think only women can get raped? SEXIST.
28/02/2011 at 18:02 outoffeelinsobad says:
Thousands of experts agree.
28/02/2011 at 20:18 Benny says:
I have a friend who has a beard which can only be described as ‘Rapey’.
01/03/2011 at 04:14 pipman3000 says:
beard are disgusting destroy all beard everywhere forever.
my name is pipman and i hate beards
28/02/2011 at 16:42 Chakawi says:
Does this mean that if I play Puzzle Quest I’ll get raped? Crappers I’m scared!!
28/02/2011 at 16:48 Raziel_aXd says:
But what will DNF make us do? Pi** too much?
28/02/2011 at 16:51 MrWolf says:
My understanding of the quantum impact of DNF based on the projected curve of dementia and violent behavior already initiated by Bulletstorm is that if will make you rape yourself in your dick with your dick.
28/02/2011 at 17:07 The Army of None says:
Comment of the day right there, MrWolf
28/02/2011 at 17:11 Raziel_aXd says:
@MrWolf So… you’ve played Bulletstorm, DNF and Serious Sam 3 already…
28/02/2011 at 17:16 Wilson says:
Duh, he’s clearly from the future!
28/02/2011 at 17:19 DJ Phantoon says:
He’s from a terrible future, where rape has been outlawed- oh, wait.
(Disclaimer: Just in case someone reading these comments is capable of being offended but not understanding sarcasm, I am not being serious. I am not pro-rape, and I will not vote for any politician that endorses it.)
28/02/2011 at 17:12 HeavyStorm says:
Damn. I’m offended.
28/02/2011 at 17:25 bascule42 says:
Fox News here….fuuuuuuckkkk yoooooouuuuu RP muthfuckin’ S Godaaaamn! USA! USA! USA!
28/02/2011 at 17:27 JFS says:
Another one who clearly comes from a terrible dystopian future… hm? What? The… United States? Uh-hu — oh.
28/02/2011 at 17:28 OldRat says:
Well, by the time I got to Waggleton P. Tallylicker, your very own remote-controlled robot-dinosaur with laser eyes, I did feel a right big erection developing. Must have been my body preparing to rape.
28/02/2011 at 17:59 Devilturnip says:
Thanks for the comments everyone! Glad to see people are enjoying the video.
28/02/2011 at 22:21 Ziv says:
Laughed out loud. Seriously.
One thing though, I couldn’t help but notice that your steam list of owned games does not show Bulletstorm…………..
01/03/2011 at 01:36 Navagon says:
It was great. Made me laugh. The expressions were priceless.
01/03/2011 at 03:43 Devilturnip says:
$60 is generally too steep for a game for me. I got it a bit cheaper with trade-ins, and it came in a fancy box.
28/02/2011 at 18:00 adonf says:
There’s no way these two guys live in a house decorated like that.
28/02/2011 at 22:32 godgoo says:
I dunno, rapists can be very straight-laced.
28/02/2011 at 18:03 kit89 says:
My mum has that cuckoo clock…
28/02/2011 at 18:23 Tei says:
I think Bulletstorm was created by the CIA, … like 4chan or the SomethingAwnful forums, to give some type of people something to be busy that is not harmfull to the society.
28/02/2011 at 18:25 Bayemon says:
Bwahahahaha.
Good juju!
28/02/2011 at 18:38 bowl of snakes says:
Actually, having some probs with this game… trying to coordinate a double penetration on multiplayer sounds absolutely awful out of context.
28/02/2011 at 20:02 DJ Phantoon says:
I just aim for a shoulder with the machine gun, then aim above the target until someone else starts shooting.
01/03/2011 at 04:50 pipman3000 says:
trying to coordinate a double penetration on multiplayer
what the hell
bulletstorm just set the games-as-art movement back 30 years.
28/02/2011 at 18:44 HeroJez says:
Fat…. people are great.
(Edit: …. people are great.)
28/02/2011 at 19:13 torchedEARTH says:
Hmmmm.
28/02/2011 at 20:23 Devilturnip says:
And that’s one reason why I’ve been reluctant to do videos in the past. Thanks for confirming my worst expectations!
28/02/2011 at 21:06 HeroJez says:
Nooo.. don’t be put off. I’m just filling the hole that you guys have left regarding the whole ‘forum replies to stuff’ scenario…
You need idiots like me to berate so you, the wonderful Light Side RPS collective, can boost your camaraderie! Having said that, without Judas, Darth Vader and Emperor Zerg real-life events would have turned out a lot differently… so you can’t really blame me for my post…. it is that which balances virtual life in the internets.
FYI: Fat people are important. We need them for movies.
01/03/2011 at 01:50 Navagon says:
Just ignore him. You get tossers in all walks of life and on the internet they get to be tossers with relative anonymity. Fuck ‘em*.
*This comment is not intended to cause rape.
01/03/2011 at 04:01 sassy says:
Thanks for the disclaimer Navagon, I was totally putting on my rape hat and shoes and about to go looking for HeroJez.
*Everyone should totally own a rape hat
01/03/2011 at 06:29 Tetragrammaton says:
Youtube comments make their inevitable shuffling crawl into RPS threads. Way to go HeroJez.
01/03/2011 at 12:39 HeroJez says:
Sorry. It was just a bit of fun. I apologise. :)
28/02/2011 at 19:53 Synchrony says:
Fox news breaking headline: leading games website rockpapershotgun confirm bulletstorm causes rape despite earlier denying the claim “Okay, so I was wrong. I admit it. Everything Dr Carole Lieberman said was absolutely true”
28/02/2011 at 20:03 DJ Phantoon says:
Oh, if they ran a story on this, Fox wouldn’t stop there. They’d also say that John admitted to being the grandson of Hitler, for starters. Then Glenn Beck would cry about… something. Anything. Anyways, he would cry.
28/02/2011 at 20:26 Joshua says:
John supports the Illuminati. He is a great fan of Deus Ex, where you activily work to undermine the US goverment and where the game forces you to kill anti-terrorist units.
28/02/2011 at 21:37 YanDaik says:
Bulletstorm is just bad…
28/02/2011 at 21:38 YanDaik says:
i mean. it was long time ago when i was so much disappointed in a game.
28/02/2011 at 22:50 Swiss says:
I know, I never felt the urge to rape at all after I played it.
DISAPPOINT.
01/03/2011 at 01:46 Navagon says:
Oh and STARING EYES TAG IS BACK! Yay!
01/03/2011 at 01:48 Navagon says:
No, little spammer dude. It’s not an unexpected surprise. It’s s fly in the ointment. One that’s been there for months, but you’re too cheap to replace the ointment so you just begrudgingly work around it
01/03/2011 at 02:03 Batolemaeus says:
Someone should finally expose how hundreds of people rape each other in Eve Online every day.
01/03/2011 at 03:44 Devilturnip says:
Maybe that’s my next video!
01/03/2011 at 04:09 pipman3000 says:
his neckbeard disgusts me. i look at it enough and i can nearly see the years worth of junk food crumbs and soft drink spills that have clung to it at one time or another.
if you’re reading this shave that thing now!
seriously get rid of the beard and you will be fine. it makes me want to vomit.
01/03/2011 at 04:44 Devilturnip says:
Believe it or not, I don’t adjust my appearance based on what some guy on the internet says. It’s technically not a neckbeard, just a long goatee.
And I do wash, you know.
01/03/2011 at 09:57 Nick says:
Don’t worry, he is an ignorant prick.
01/03/2011 at 14:48 Swiss says:
Has someone been traumatized by a dirty bearded man?
WAS IT BECAUSE HE PLAYED BULLETSTORM!?
02/03/2011 at 18:56 Odeon says:
Yeah, I don’t know about this video. I mean sure, it showed conclusively how thousands and thousands of people playing Bulletstorm will inevitably end up raping someone close to them (physically close, if not emotionally), but it just seems like the video’s a bit… off.
Maybe Devilturnip only played the first level or his built-in inhibitions are a bit lower than usual, but it seems like the attack should have been more violent. The Fox News article assured me that these rape cases would be *extremely* violent in nature, yet this guy’s just creeping down his hallway to get to his roommate. I’m sure that if he played through more of the game, he’d have thrown back his chair as he jumped to his feet, then run screaming something like “SAUSAGE FEEEEEEEST!” as he ran down the hallway towards his roommate with fiery desire and hatred in his eyes.
Right?
03/03/2011 at 11:01 RegisteredUser says:
This is SO lacking severe scenes of Jack Black worthy dryhumping(preferably with squeakytoy squeaknoise dubbing).
Sorry, but fail.