By Quintin Smith on March 3rd, 2011 at 10:12 am.
Morning sir! Alright, I think I’ve got everything. Here are your two eggs, done just how you like them. There’s the toast, buttered on both sides as you requested. Here’s the bacon, also buttered on both sides. There’s your coffee. There’s the coffee pot. There’s the second coffee pot. Your morning manshoots? But of course, sir. You’ll find them under that silverware dome. It’s Operation Flashpoint: Red River today, sir. And they feature an explosion which I’m sure you’ll agree is simply remarkable.
The first video’s OK, but I love the second video. I love that he calls in this monstrous Hell-burp of a bomb and then, as the dust settles, continues to whisper. Shh! Steathily now.