By Quintin Smith on April 15th, 2011 at 12:24 pm.
Gritty, medieval hack’n'slasher The Cursed Crusade (not to be confused with The First Templar) has some new shots out, and they’re a bit full-on for midday on a Friday. It’s almost enough to put an Englishman off his light lunch of blood sausage or kidney pie. Thoughtless French developers!
That first one is giving me flashbacks to The Shield. Vic Mackey, your devil-may-care brand of law enforcement is sorely missed.
15/04/2011 at 12:35 Teronfel says:
I still don’t understand which one is the Cursed Crusade and which the First Templar
15/04/2011 at 13:43 Pemptus says:
The First Templar is the stiffly animated one.
15/04/2011 at 16:25 Valvarexart says:
Come again, which one is it?
15/04/2011 at 16:48 Urthman says:
Cursed Crusade is the one with animations so bad they’re afraid to show them to us.
15/04/2011 at 12:36 Doesntmeananything says:
Is everything all right with the last screenshot?
15/04/2011 at 19:07 skraeling says:
No it isn’t. The statue is actually a man who was drowned in molten bronze.
15/04/2011 at 12:38 President Weasel says:
I seem to have confused this one with the First Templar.
What can I do?
15/04/2011 at 12:44 Navagon says:
So is zero-contrast greyness the new brown or something?
15/04/2011 at 12:56 Corrupt_Tiki says:
Is he cooking his head in the first one?
15/04/2011 at 13:58 Jake says:
You’ve never seen the medieval, cannibal edition of Ready, Steady Cook?
15/04/2011 at 16:31 Nico_101 says:
They take advantage that the helmet acts as an oven, which is cool. You have to cook with what you have.
15/04/2011 at 22:24 Lukey__b says:
Look closer, it’s a hot cross bun.