By Alec Meer on April 17th, 2011 at 3:42 pm.

While the GLaDOS@Home distributed potato-collecting event is still ongoing, hints are emerging that there may be even more to come following its conclusion. Portal 2 being released early is the apparent plan, but could there be something more?
The latest Steamcast (an unofficial fan radio show) apparently aired with a brief Morse Code signal playing over the chatter, which the hosts claim to have been unaware of. You can hear it for yourself below and ponder upon its authenticity, but if it’s real this is what it says:” it’s not over the others have been compromised.”
Ah.
Others? As in dear GLaDOS will show up in other indie games still? Or is there some link to other Valve games? Or other… others? Don’t trust anyone, basically. Here’s how it originally sounded:
Meanwhile, the GLaDOS rebooting project has not yet resulted in an earlier launch of the game, but the indie games required to make this happen are changing in priority all the time. RUSH, A Reckless Disregard For Gravity, 1…2…3… Kick It and The Wonderful End of the World have already done all they’re going to, so the current focus is on arguably harder games, such as Cogs, Toki Tori and Audiosurf.
Meanwhile, the ValveARG site was sent an encrypted file, apparently from Valve. When accessed, it had this to say:
—LOG FROM [ REDACTED ], BY J.H. TO C.J.—
1. We designed the entire thing to be very, very durable. It was easy to get the materials since everyone’s been thinking
it’s a simple icebreaker ship. Ha.2. We have made sure to strip it of anything not necessary, so that we have plenty of space for it. It doesn’t have any
backup supplies in the event the crew runs out of food, though. And there isn’t much food onboard in the first place.3. In the event you need to send it off all of a sudden, use the OR box with code ‘hb1′.
That’s all, C.J. Not much else I can tell you other than this won’t leave a blight on our record. Mesa is going to be sore
when they see what we’ve done.
Eep! C.J. is presumably Aperture’s Cave Johnson. The ‘hb1′ thing sounds like it could go somewhere too. But everyone’s obviously muttering about the apparent nod to the Borealis, the icebreaker ship referenced in Half-Life 2: Episode 2. We’re being openly toyed with, I’m sure- but to what end? With Portal 2′s release (if an earlier one isn’t obtained) just two days off, we can’t be far from answers now…



17/04/2011 at 15:48 Pantsman says:
It’s gotta be HL-related. Gotta be. They’re going to start talking about it as soon as Portal 2 hits, or maybe just before or after.
Fingers crossed.
17/04/2011 at 16:56 Dana says:
Yeah, its an obvious reference to “Borealis”, the Aperture Science ship, seen in Episode Two.
17/04/2011 at 17:10 lefishy says:
SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER of the achievements has a picture of an anchor and talks about “[finding] the missing experiment” I can’t see this pointing to anything other than the big ole Borealis.SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER You were warned.
17/04/2011 at 17:16 TheApologist says:
Yeah, I doubt they would drop this level of a nod to hl3 and it be meaningless. Whether it’s an announcement or not, who knows, but surely it means its closer.
17/04/2011 at 18:02 Ricc says:
The timing seems weird, though. Either Episode 3 and Portal 2 are much closer related than was previously known, or they are sowing the seeds for an E3 reveal or something…
17/04/2011 at 18:36 Whenn says:
SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER It’s most likely NOT related to episode 3, as the achievement in portal 2 for the borealis is just an easter egg – a secret hall used for the borealis experiment that you can find – holds no other meaning (for now at least) SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER
17/04/2011 at 19:11 Rich says:
It better bloody be an Ep3 thing!
17/04/2011 at 19:42 slight says:
Imagine a company dropping an eagerly awaited game that they’d refused to ever say anything about or show any pre-release footage. There would be an absolute feeding frenzy. I seriously doubt they’d do it, expecially not right next to another release, but if anyone would try such a thing it’d be Valve.
Just for the record, they won’t, but just imagine. :p
17/04/2011 at 20:08 Unaco says:
It doesn’t have to be right on top of the Portal 2 release… There is still the Active Test Subjects = Zero thing on the GLaDoS@HOME page. So, they’re going to be counting and displaying active Portal 2 players when it is released. I could see them releasing another spurt of ARG when that hits a certain number.
18/04/2011 at 00:17 Arbodnangle Scrulp says:
HL3 and Portal 3 will be the same game.
17/04/2011 at 15:49 Daryl says:
Yeah as soon as I read the word icebreaker, that immediately made me think of the end of HL2 EP2. Maybe there will be an announcement forthcoming as soon as Glados is reactivated.
17/04/2011 at 20:15 DigitalSignalX says:
My suspicion is that Portal 2 will contain more then a couple nods toward Ep3, and we’re being set up for them rather then have the community suddenly explode with the news on release day.
17/04/2011 at 15:51 Icarus says:
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABEEEE
17/04/2011 at 15:52 WASD says:
“…hints are emerging that there may be even more to come following its conclusion.”
Yeah, more of this http://store.steampowered.com/news/5308/
I’m hoping that someone posts a video of a potato delivery to Valve HQ by the end of the day: http://forums.steampowered.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1842444
18/04/2011 at 02:38 DeathHamsterDude says:
I would really really like if a lot of people ended up sending potatoes to Valve. Like a tonne or two of potatoes. I wonder what manic idea Valve would come up with for them. Or maybe Gabester would just eat them all raw before anyone else could get to them.
17/04/2011 at 15:53 Xocrates says:
If this ARG somehow keeps going after Portal 2 is released and leads to the reveal of Episode 3, my mind will be blown.
However I very much doubt that my mind will end up being blown.
17/04/2011 at 16:51 woodsey says:
Well, I sincerely hope your mind is blown.
17/04/2011 at 16:55 Sarlix says:
I think we all do.
17/04/2011 at 17:33 stele says:
Yes, after everyone finishes Portal 2 the big announcement will be that HL3 is in development, with a countdown clock to Nov 11, 2014.
17/04/2011 at 18:09 McDan says:
I wouldn’t normally wish this on another person, but by gum I wish your mind explodes. They’re pretty certain to be announcing something HL related. Hope be damned, it HAS to be.
Although it’s Valve. So, y’know.
17/04/2011 at 18:23 Wulf says:
You’re doubting the cleverness of Adam Foster? That is so unwise.
17/04/2011 at 15:55 Joseph-Sulphur says:
It must be a half life thing.
17/04/2011 at 15:56 Capt Fatbeard says:
I really want this to be half life episode 3. But it won’t be…. maybe it will….. not it won’t be….. or it could be. I liked the good old days when games were announced properly none of this will it/won’t it hullabaloo. But I like valve so I’ll allow it.
17/04/2011 at 15:57 HermitUK says:
‘hb1′ reminds me of hyperborea – a word that’s cropped up in the ARG before, and was the original name of the Borealis. Incidentally, the GLaDOS@home page lists “active test subjects: ZERO” at the top of the page. I wouldn’t be too surprised to see some Portal 2 related stats/progression getting tracked to unlock another section of this ARG.
With Portal 2 coming out, the only other thing we know is that Valve is planning one more L4D2 update (to bring in the rest of the L4D1 content), and DOTA2. ARG related or not, surely it can’t be too long before they’ll be making some sort of announcement about what’s next?
17/04/2011 at 15:57 Terics says:
It’d be funny if at the end the surprise was DOTA 2.
17/04/2011 at 15:59 nuh uh no way says:
or a picture of Gabe flipping us off.
17/04/2011 at 15:58 frenz0rz says:
In all honesty (and feel free to eat me alive here, RPS readers)…
… I couldnt care less about Portal 2. Really, i’m sure it’ll be fun and all, and i’ll likely give the coop a go at some point, but like many other people all I want from Valve is Episode 3 and/or Half Life 3. Just anything! Anything at all! The slightest tiniest bit of news to wet my whistle and let me know, finally that there is new Half Life game around the corner.
Dont get me wrong, this ARG stuff is great and all, but I wish Valve for all their awesomeness would just stop bullshitting us around and let us know if we’re getting a new Half Life any time within the next decade or not. There has been nothing, not even the slightest fart of news, for about FOUR YEARS. For God’s sake, I was fourteen when Half Life 2 game out, and now I’m twenty one! The fact that so many of us are still desperate for even the slightest hint of Episode 3 news is a testament to Valve’s brilliance as a videogame developer, but even so, that anticipation can only last so long before people get sick and tired of having their hopes for a sequel continuously raised, only to have them once again crushed.
17/04/2011 at 16:05 Corrupt_Tiki says:
rofl, I am in the same age group haha, didn’t realise it had been quite that long since it had been released until you put it the way you did.
aww now I feel old :<
17/04/2011 at 16:12 applecup says:
I was 13 when the original Half-life came out. I am now 25. I would like Episode 3 too, but I am also used to the idea that quality takes time.
Sit down, shut up, and stop whining. Valve will release Ep3 when they are good and ready. Not before. And for that, I am grateful.
17/04/2011 at 16:27 Stijn says:
I just wish Valve would be the one to tell us it would be released when ready. They haven’t released a single bit of info since the release of Episode Two. It might as well be cancelled entirely (probably not, but it’s not like there’s more actual evidence pointing at a release).
17/04/2011 at 16:45 applecup says:
That’s not true, actually. There was a news release… admitedly a few years ago now, where Valve were talking about incorporating ASL into Episode 3.
http://www.joystiq.com/2009/08/07/valve-researching-sign-language-for-use-in-half-life-2-episode/
17/04/2011 at 16:50 Web Cole says:
I know everyone does it these days, but it should still be noted that Valve don’t owe you anything. It’s easy to give in to Internet Entitlement Syndrome but, well, “Goerge RR Martin is not your bitch.”
17/04/2011 at 16:51 Stijn says:
That wasn’t really a Valve press release or anything though, I always took it as a more-or-less leaked video.
I mean, you’re obviously right, there’s been a few bits here and there, but it’s been ages since Valve has even officially acknowledged Episode Three (apart from the “we can’t say anything about that” in interviews). All this keeping us in the dark is what ticks me off.
17/04/2011 at 16:55 Xercies says:
In fact I’m the opposite, really looking forward to Portal 2 and couldn’t give a rats arse about Episode 3, I didn’t like HL2 that much and the only Valve game coming out of the last decade that I really loved was Portal so yeah…
17/04/2011 at 17:03 rivalin says:
I’m inclined to agree with Frenzorz to be honest. Regardless of how tiring that “x doesn’t owe you anything you have entitlement issues” crap is getting when everyone with a superiority complex spouts it, this is different.
I can respect Valve staying silent on Half-Life 3, that’s their right, but when they start actively f**king with people, talking about Icebreakers, hyperborea etc, stuff that is directly related to Hal-Life, then at that point people have a right to complain about Valve jerking them around.
However I have enough faith in them to believe that they wouldn’t jerk people around like that, which is why I’m fairly sure that the references that they have made will in fact be Half-Life related,
Which is awesome
17/04/2011 at 17:38 Tazer says:
I was 16 when the first Half Life came out and now I’m 59! Why would they let me die without a conclusion? Derp!
17/04/2011 at 20:19 stahlwerk says:
I was dead for 54 years when Half-Life 1 came out, but by the power of alternating current I could play it from beyond the grave! Now I’m still dead, but I learned how to harness lightning to post comments on the internet!
Edit: Dammit Tesla, get out of my account, you’re crampin’ my style.
17/04/2011 at 20:50 gwathdring says:
I feel bad for valve for the state of Half Life 2: Episode 3. They were going to try a new business model that really didn’t fit the way they make games so it got ditched. And then they came up with all of these other game concepts that were more interesting and worthwhile in at least the short term and took precedence over the Half-Life series. Suppose for a moment that you were writing a series and suddenly realized that you couldn’t keep it up. Either you thought you could do better and the series wasn’t giving you room to grow and improve, or you felt too drained and tired of the material to crank out another novel–good or bad. With games more so than novels, you’re not just dumping in time either. You’re also dumping in tons and tons of money. I have hunch that the people at Valve likely want some sort of closure on the Half Life front. But even so it is still distinctly possible that for one or more of the reasons above, Half Life 2: Episode 3 just doesn’t fit their creative direction or their business model.
Valve as a company certainly puts a lot of love into each of their games. They have so much fun with the material before and after release, and are quite dedicated to bettering their products. I wouldn’t ask them to stifle that by giving me closure on Episode 3 when they could instead be putting out new, original, fun, well-loved games that excite both the company and the fans. I would like to know what happens next, but it’s more of a passing curiosity. I don’t need more of a linear first-person shooter that everyone has been stealing from (both the good and bad sorts of stealing) for a over a decade and that doesn’t necessarily have anywhere new to go gameplay-wise while still necessarily seeming like an extension of the previous games. There’s enough tradition in Half-Life that making episode 3 could be a fairly restrictive task. Your main character isn’t overly invested in their own story, a certain number of side-characters pretty much have to make an appearance, and there are certain questions that need to be answered satisfactorily unless the series is to continue towards Half-Life 3 (at which point it would make more sense to revolutionize gameplay and do something really cool with the IP).
I can understand avoiding, postponing, or flat out abandoning that sort of a project. Especially as a company that values innovation.
17/04/2011 at 21:29 7rigger says:
@Tazer
I was 16 when HL1 came out and now I’m 29!
You obviously age in Valve time
17/04/2011 at 22:52 Torgen says:
How could anything they release now live up to the expectations that have built up over the years? HL3 may be a disaster for Valve now, no matter how good it is.
17/04/2011 at 22:59 Xocrates says:
Starcraft 2 had absurd expectations and took longer to show up than any Half Life entry.
It still did absurdly well.
18/04/2011 at 01:02 Whenn says:
SC2 really is an unfair comparison since SC1 was so old and never had a follow up… It’s much more like the transition from HL1 to HL2, not Episode 2 to HL3.
I can see Valve fearing to end HL3/ep3 on the wrong note – the end of the saga is what everyone is expecting – just look at how people were mad at the ending of LOST, while loving the hell out of the series itself up to the end (although it honestly pissed me off as well)
Also Valve is getting so much better at making games. I can promise you Portal 2 is amazing like nothing you’ve ever seen Valve do. I wasn’t even waiting for it that much, I really wanted Ep3 or HL3. But now after I’ve finished Portal 2 I honestly don’t care about HL3. I want to know more about Portal. (and I didn’t really like Portal 1 that much)
If that’s how I feel I have no doubt Valve themselves are afraid of making HL3 just another mediocre episode with an ending to the saga. They obviously noticed how much better they improve each game. I bet HL3 will eventually be something amazing.
18/04/2011 at 02:00 gwathdring says:
Hmm. I’d argue that looking at Valve’s evolution up to this point, it would be very difficult to make Episode 3 without stepping backwards or rendering the game beyond the scope of the Half-Life series. I can see fantastic games in the franchise, but episode 2, while and extremely solid game, felt limited by much more than it’s length. Portal is sitting ostensibly in the same world as Half Life, but it shows a lot of evolution in design, gameplay and writing. I guess they could make a game not really much resembling HL2, maintaining only the key tropes (gravity gun, familiar characters, silent protagonist, crowbar) while tying up the plot. This would allow them to rake in the cash fans promise, add to the already rather remarkable goodwill they generate among customers, and let the tired series die a death deserved by a game that did so much to help the company take off with the added bonus of not needing to be redundant. Though I enjoyed episodes 1 and 2, and there were some gorgeous set pieces and interesting gameplay ideas (Alex and Kleiner were suitably awesome) the game felt like it was getting a bit tired of itself. It flowed nicely, played damn well, and sat on my shelf without really feeling necessary the way Portal and Team Fortress 2 and Half Life 2 do to me. They aren’t necessarily my favorite games (well … Portal is up there) but they feel like a key part of my development as a gamer and my perspective on the development of the industry in a direction I want to see it continue moving.
I’m sure there are members of the staff itching for closure as much as the fans are, but to me it just looks like a bad deal for the developers at this point unless they really leave behind a lot of the game play we’ve come to associate with Half Life.
I really don’t see Half Life producing “something amazing” without some rather remarkable deviations from past games.
18/04/2011 at 03:23 Deano2099 says:
While I’m not normally a fan of ‘entitlement culture’ when it comes to Ep3 people have a point. The whole episodes concept was sold to us as a three episode series, that together made one game. It was marketed and advertised in this way. People bought the first two episodes in the belief that the ending would be forthcoming. And it hasn’t been.
Personally, I don’t give a crap about Ep3, I’ve not even played the first two episodes yet. So this isn’t a case of sour grapes.
Consumers have no right to expect creators to make what they want. But if a creator announces that he’s making something, then uses that announcement to sell you two other products off the back of it, then doesn’t deliver, you’d be annoyed. If nothing else, we don’t have the end of the story.
Peter Jackson is now finally making The Hobbit. Some people expected him too, some people are pissed off it’s taken this long. They’re in the wrong to be annoyed with him. No-one promised them that. But if Jackson had made the first two LotR films in successive years, and said “and the next one will be out next year” but then gone quiet and sat on it for five years, people would rightly be pissed off.
18/04/2011 at 03:53 Defenestrated says:
count me among the weirdos that is completely hyped for all Portal products, and doesn’t really care much about the half-life side of it, aside from any crossover cleverness. Half Life the second never really grabbed me, and I haven’t even touched the episodes even though they’ve sat on my harddrive for years.
I think the FREE MAN just creeps me out, though.
18/04/2011 at 08:03 gwathdring says:
@Deano
I’m not convinced. I’d be disappointed in the Lord of the Rings case, but I wouldn’t be upset at the director in such a general context. There are plenty of unforeseeable occurrences that can kill a game or a movie that have nothing to do with the director slacking off or otherwise behaving unprofessionally. And while there are plenty of stories I’ve had cut short much to my dismay, I’ve never felt I was owed the rest. I understand that some promises, especially creative promises, are extremely difficult to keep. The less legally binding the promise and the less personally addressed to me, the less I’m going to hold someone accountable for it. Valve didn’t pull through on the plan to make a handful of episodes with short development cycles, so I figured they’d screwed up and didn’t expect them to hold up any other part of the promise given that they couldn’t hold up the first part.
I understand the frustration, but I don’t personally share it. Marketing is a toxic, complicated mess. You have to time announcements right and sometimes that timing doesn’t match up with when decisions should be made at a company. This isn’t a good thing, but it’s a reality of the marketing system we have in place for games. The big conference announcement and requisite hype machine is a huge part of video game marketing and it’s easy to see those events coming around when ideas are still flying back and forth. This doesn’t excuse false advertising, but it is one of many reasons we have to expect some genuine errors and missteps in marketing campaigns. As long as the company either delivers something different but compensatory or apologizes for getting fan hopes high and then abandoning a project, I don’t feel it’s fair to expect more.
I’d be enormously frustrated if I was expected to produce something I just didn’t have the energy for or thought would drag down a lot of the creative momentum I’d built up in newer projects by forcing me to step back a few years in at least some aspects of creation. And I’m sure that happens all the time without being wholly avoidable, especially for individuals on a larger team that as a whole wants to work on a project that just isn’t as snappy and clever and interesting as the last one. But it’s always more complicated than “They said they would make it, so where is it?” Be disappointed. Voice your disappointment. But it’s important to keep in mind that being upset at the outcome is often far more reasonable than being angry or upset at the people on the other side of the product. They might be just as frustrated about the situation as you are, but be tied down creatively, financially (not the case here), or for other reasons not visible to the consumers.
18/04/2011 at 14:43 Deano2099 says:
Well yes, there have been hundreds of stories in TV shows that were cancelled early, that I never got an ending for. I wasn’t annoyed with the creator as that’s how TV works and if the ratings aren’t high enough, stuff gets cancelled.
I’d be fine with “making Episode 3 just isn’t economically viable for us at the moment” or even “frankly, we’ve yet to find a design for Episode 3 that we’re happy with”. The problem is saying nothing, and just ignoring the whole thing.
Again, this isn’t sour grapes, I haven’t even played Ep1 and Ep2 yet, and I didn’t even like Half Life 2 much to be honest. I’m far more excited about Portal 2. But I think the people that are upset have a case.
17/04/2011 at 15:59 applecup says:
Wasn’t there speculation at one point that GLaDOS, or a backup thereof, was located on the Borealis?
17/04/2011 at 17:07 Soon says:
The game is located there, presumably. That’s why it’s overgrown and such.
Unless I’ve missed something. Which is very possible, since I’m not following very closely.
17/04/2011 at 17:34 Xocrates says:
Yes, you missed something, namely the ending of Portal 1 that shows the outside of the facility. Specifically, a forest, a parking lot, and an entrance gate.
So unless Aperture built the Borealis inland and made it absurdly huge (granted, it’s a possibility) I would hazard that the game does not take place on the ship.
17/04/2011 at 17:45 Soon says:
Yeah, but that’s Portal 1, isn’t it.
Now you could have been taken to a different place.
Edit: Or did they specifically say you’re back in the same facility?
17/04/2011 at 17:52 Xocrates says:
Pretty sure they did.
By the way, the reason it’s overgrown is not because it’s a different place, but because about 100 years have passed (chell was in cryo suspension at the end of the comic)
17/04/2011 at 17:54 Azradesh says:
Sigh. You’ll see. You really have missed an awful lot.
17/04/2011 at 18:13 Soon says:
Ahhh, fair enough. I didn’t even read the comics.
17/04/2011 at 15:59 Noc says:
o.o
17/04/2011 at 19:55 phuzz says:
head == assplode
17/04/2011 at 16:00 bglamb says:
“OR box” is the Orange Box presumably?
17/04/2011 at 16:09 y3k-bug says:
Nice guess, never thought of that.
Would be cool if it was the case.
17/04/2011 at 16:27 SuperNashwanPower says:
We must go and play all the orange box games now
17/04/2011 at 16:55 TheApologist says:
Wasn’t there an update to a bunch of source games when the timer was going that people said was just a source engine update…?
Was this in fact an Orange Box update?
17/04/2011 at 18:12 Vandelay says:
My immediate thought too. So, we must play all the games in the Orange Box and type “hb1″ at random intervals. Get to it people!
17/04/2011 at 18:40 McDan says:
“3. In the event you need to send it off all of a sudden, use the OR box with code ‘hb1″
Could it be referring to the end of ep. 2 when you send off the rocket? Could there be some place to type in “hb1″ there maybe?
17/04/2011 at 20:14 Unaco says:
hb1 = Home Base 1? It could just be some sort of AutoPilot back to Home Base type thing, used in an emergency.
18/04/2011 at 13:37 mrwonko says:
Orange Box… makes sense. Well, I thought about bitwise OR with “hb1″ to decode something.
17/04/2011 at 16:03 Corrupt_Tiki says:
Oh god make it stop please! while not exactly ‘over the moon’ about the HL universe, and quite ‘gotten over waiting for ep 3′
Just make it stop, release the secrets which you hide valve!
17/04/2011 at 16:04 Zoombini says:
Just a correction: there IS going to be an earlier launch of Portal 2 – by completing 4 games they’ve knocked the release timer down by 3 hours 15 mintues (you can compare the main timer on GLaDOS@Home with the “default boot” timer)
17/04/2011 at 16:35 thegooseking says:
Disregard this; I suck cocks.
17/04/2011 at 16:10 Sobric says:
It’s Half Life 2 Episode 3/Half Life 3/Team Fortress 3/Counter Strike 2/Fantasy Dizzy World: Source!!
17/04/2011 at 16:21 Stijn says:
Don’t forget Ricochet: Source!
17/04/2011 at 16:47 thegooseking says:
I would pay good money for a modern Dizzy game. Don’t even joke about that.
17/04/2011 at 17:47 JB says:
And Fantasy World Dizzy: Source would be great.
18/04/2011 at 03:43 DeathHamsterDude says:
My God. Fast Food Dizzy. Talk about an amazing game. It’s one of the ones I always hark back to as being rather important in my gaming history. I must downlaod it again.
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/774/Dizzy+-+Fast+Food.html
That’s the link to it for free if anyone wants. Plus they’ve got a bunch of the other Dizzy games too.
Ah, memories!
17/04/2011 at 16:12 yhalothar says:
I’m now sick of Portal 2 before it came out. And I loved the first one.
17/04/2011 at 19:29 Barnaby says:
Completely agree. Don’t understand why everyone is enjoying this marketing so much.
Then again the way people treat Valve’s games suggests there’s a sense of depth to the stories that I have never felt and I think that’s part of my lack of interest.
17/04/2011 at 16:13 Corrupt_Tiki says:
Also It is saying that you cannot earn any more potatoes today, have to wait until tomorrow. Someone H4X0R’ed Glados and got all teh ‘taters.
lol
A Lot of potatoes were also removed, due to ill gotten ones, read that legit potatoes taken down will be back up tomorrow.
17/04/2011 at 17:41 Tazer says:
Isn’t it a bit ironic that the whole idea is a rogue AI hacking all the games to harvest the resources and when someone in meatspace hacks their system (so to speak), they say “That’s not fair”.
17/04/2011 at 16:15 Christian O. says:
There was a glitch and I don’t think my golden potato in Killing Floor was counted; I didn’t get an achievement. This makes me :(.
17/04/2011 at 16:15 bglamb says:
What will be interesting to see is if Steam can actually release the game when the timer stops.
Every other release I have counted down to on Steam was delayed by several hours, whilst everyone went mental on the forums.
17/04/2011 at 16:23 JohnnyMaverik says:
Lol, true… should be interesting.
17/04/2011 at 16:27 Icarus says:
If Valve Time kicks in after all this, I think the entire internet will just explode, and I don’t mean metaphorically, from the sheer amount of rage channeled into it’s tubes.
17/04/2011 at 16:18 dragonhunter21 says:
“In the event you need to send it off all of a sudden, use the OR box with code ‘hb1′.”
I distinctly remember Kleiner saying that the Borealis disappeared from dry-dock suddenly and abruptly. Sounds like something a crazy, dying Cave Johnson might do.
17/04/2011 at 16:23 Rinox says:
This is quite clearly referring to H-L…the only thing I’m torn about is whether this actually foreshades H-L news or whether itis part of Valve’s continued effort to link Portal and H-L together in the same universe.
17/04/2011 at 16:23 stahlwerk says:
Ouch, just realized that Potato may probably have been a slurred/fast/portmanteau valve-inside name for “portal two”.
Need to wear my captain obvious hat more often.
17/04/2011 at 17:06 Dances to Podcasts says:
I hadn’t noticed that either. Good to know I’m not alone! :)
17/04/2011 at 16:27 Ba5 says:
Just release Episode 3 news now Valve, if DOTA2 gets announced at the end of this ARG I will be a sad panda.
17/04/2011 at 17:00 Formanovo says:
DOTA2 has already been announced, so no worries
18/04/2011 at 08:54 Optimaximal says:
DOTA2 *IS* Half-Life 3…
Defense of the Academics!
17/04/2011 at 16:33 thegooseking says:
This whole ARG business, and particularly the people who are whining and complaining about it, reminds me of something.
I’d photoshop it to make it more relevant, but I’m too busy having fun.
17/04/2011 at 16:40 Navagon says:
Clearly Gabe is trolling the people who still think that Episode 3 hasn’t been canned. Come on, people! It doesn’t take 4 years to produce four hours of gameplay. Given that they’ve got the engine and the resources from the previous games I could probably have managed it by myself in that time and I’ve got no experience.
17/04/2011 at 16:50 Serenegoose says:
The odds that episode 3 is actually going to be ‘episodic’ seems pretty slim to me. I’d anticipate that at some point episode 3 and HL3 just got merged into one project.
17/04/2011 at 19:26 Navagon says:
It’s hard to tell what Valve intend to do with the series. Clearly they don’t particularly want to continue it though. So whatever they finally get around to releasing (if anything at all) will most likely be the last. I wouldn’t expect it to be the best edition to the series either.
I welcome Valve proving me wrong. But I’m not optimistic.
18/04/2011 at 03:49 DeathHamsterDude says:
You could also say that the reason it’s been so long coming is that Valve knew they had a lot to live up to so they’ve been trying to make it as perfect as possible.
Also, I do remember them saying HL3 might not necessarily be the end of Gordon Freeman.
My little guess is that they’ve been working on Source Mk.2, and HL3 will be the first game on the new engine. Followed by CS3. But I might be dead wrong.
17/04/2011 at 16:43 DrugCrazed says:
I refuse to believe this is Ep3, so that if it is I can be surprised.
17/04/2011 at 17:09 Qjuad says:
Ha, I won’t believe it until it sits on my hard drive and I’m playing it.
17/04/2011 at 20:20 Clean3d says:
Qjuad: Actually, all the pieces of HL3 were hidden inside the potato bundle. You have it now.
17/04/2011 at 16:46 malkav11 says:
Episode 3 will turn out to be stealth bundled with Portal 2. But you’ll have to do some sort of ridiculous in-game feat to gain access to it.
17/04/2011 at 16:51 harmen says:
That would explain the price of the thing.
17/04/2011 at 16:53 Daniel Rivas says:
Game priced at standard price of games shocker.
17/04/2011 at 16:57 Serenegoose says:
An increasingly regular amount of triple A games release at £40. Portal 2 is releasing at £26:99.
Of course, this isn’t factoring in deals/discounts/whatever, just going off actual price.
17/04/2011 at 16:58 Rinox says:
Daniel wins.
@ Serenegoose
In mainland Europe we’re still getting to pay the full price though, making the game 30% more expensive than in the UK or US. But yeah, even then it’s a normal new game price.
17/04/2011 at 17:05 harmen says:
Steam likes to ask 49.99 euro for games, and does not make an exception for Portal 2. I don’t care, I won’t buy them for that price, problem solved.
17/04/2011 at 17:11 beloid says:
they actually ask 37,99 euro for Portal 2 without the preorder discount
17/04/2011 at 17:13 harmen says:
beloid: my steam says 49.99 normal with 10% pre-order discount makes 44.99.
17/04/2011 at 17:20 bglamb says:
All you Europeans need to find an Englishman to gift the games to you. I did this for my German friends and saved loads of money, since I could then get an extra 10% off by buying the 2-pack.
17/04/2011 at 17:31 Xocrates says:
There appears to be two EU regions for some reason. I can confirm that over here it’s priced 37.99€ before discount, as was also the case with L4D2.
This does not seem to be the case for all EU.
17/04/2011 at 19:44 Droniac says:
There are two regions in Europe according to Steam.
Region 1 consists primarily of the wealthier countries in Europe. That includes: Andorra, Austria, Belgium, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Ireland, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, The Netherlands, Sweden, and Switzerland.
Region 2 consists primarily of the damn-near-broke countries in Europe. The only notable exception being Norway, I don’t really know what they’re doing in this region. Region 2 consists of: Albania, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus, Czech Republic, Estonia, Greece, Hungary, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Macedonia, Malta, Monaco, Montenegro, Norway, Poland, Portugal, Romania, San Marino, Serbia, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain, and Vatican City.
Region 1 is the most expensive region in the world in terms of Steam pricing. The default new game price is 49,99 EUR, which converts to about 44% more than the default price in USA and UK. That’s higher than local store prices, which generally come in at 44,95 (in The Netherlands). Importing the same game from the UK results in a price of about 30 euro.
The reason for the Steam distinction is supposedly to have a reasonable distribution of prices according to local wages. In other words: they want to squeeze more money from people who can theoretically afford it.
This has nothing to do with taxes, quality control, or localization. Most region 1 countries do not require any localization and many region 2 countries do. The quality of games is absolutely identical. And the taxes levied on game sales in both regions are generally quite similar.
17/04/2011 at 19:49 harmen says:
@Droniac: thanks! That explains why the ‘big’ steam games feel so expensive nowadays! I’ll just keep buying the Magickas in this world, more fun anyway.
17/04/2011 at 19:54 Rinox says:
Makes you wonder how many people actually use steam in Vatican City.
17/04/2011 at 20:01 TillEulenspiegel says:
Steam likes to charge the wealthier European countries more because hey, fuck you. Why should we get similar prices to the US or UK? It looks like eastern Europe, Italy, Greece, Spain and Portugal get the sane Euro prices.
17/04/2011 at 20:08 Xocrates says:
Except that 49.99€ is still the default price for a game in region 2 and Valve games are the only exception I can think of.
I very much doubt that a distribution of “fair” pricing is the reason for these regions.
EDIT: For referencing: http://www.steamprices.com/
EDIT 2: My personal theory is that the “rich” countries are the ones where Valve wasn’t allowed to do price matching with the rest of the world.
17/04/2011 at 20:29 stahlwerk says:
Norway?
WHAT?
17/04/2011 at 20:43 skurmedel says:
Yeah, that is strange. Norway isn’t exactly poor.
Not a member of EU either, so perhaps due to (or lack of) some consumer law or something.
17/04/2011 at 21:04 Coins says:
Well, however nice they can be, Valve are still a company, and want to make money, no? This sounds like an easy way to do it.
17/04/2011 at 21:52 Xocrates says:
@Coins: Charging less than usual in a few countries is a way of making more money?
18/04/2011 at 00:25 Droniac says:
@Xocrates
In comparison to the US and UK versions they’re still charging more for Portal 2 in EU region 2. Although that might just be the tax difference.
Anyway, there are also non-Valve games with different prices in region 2. There don’t seem to be too many of them, but a few notable ones include many Take 2 games (GTA series), some Ubisoft games, a few indie games, and Divinity 2 (60% less expensive).
The reason I assume that it’s due to wage, rather than price matching shenanigans is simple: region 1 coincides pretty much completely with the top ranking European nations (according to IMF, CIA, and World Bank lists) in terms of GDP per capita, with the sole exclusion of Norway.
I’d also expect that a no-price-matching ruling would be EU wide. But region 1 contains several non-EU members (Liechtenstein, Switzerland) and region 2 contains a boatload of EU members. I also wouldn’t expect Norway or Czech Republic to be listed alongside supposed “bad consumer rights” countries when nearly-three-strikes France is not.
And if the division is due to some obscure consumer law, then it’s rather strange that only a relatively small portion of the Steam catalog is actually affected by it. It’s mostly just Valve, Take 2 and Ubisoft games that see different pricing in these regions, which does seem to point to some form of publisher-centric pricing scheme.
18/04/2011 at 00:53 SLeigher says:
Portal 2 is incredibly cheap compared to most new PC games here in Australia (about 50% off actually)
17/04/2011 at 16:59 Xercies says:
Or it could be you know that the end of Portal 2 kinf of hints at Half Life ep3/3 in some way…
18/04/2011 at 10:49 Burglar says:
My thoughts exactly. I’m thinking that Portal 2 might end where HL3 starts, and leave us with some tantalizing new info to speculate on. Not in an overt kinda way, but just within the same universe, if you’re paying attention way.
17/04/2011 at 17:14 Vinraith says:
No Valve, not again. You can tell me when Episode 3 has actually been released, and at that point I’ll start caring. Until then, jerk around some other sucker, I’m long since done.
17/04/2011 at 23:21 Kadayi says:
I’m with you on this. With the ARG having turned out to be a bit of a damp squib I’d rather them just be upfront with things.
17/04/2011 at 17:15 makute says:
I reinstalled Portal, just in case, you know…
17/04/2011 at 17:16 omicron1 says:
Portal 2 will turn out to be a mixed-narrative game similar to Halo 2 – half the time you’re playing as Chell, trying to get yourself out of Dodge; the other half you’re Gordon Freeman, trying to reach the Borealis and get into Dodge. It will culminate in a scene where Gordon jumps from something high to land on the Borealis, and the phrase “To Be Continued.”
17/04/2011 at 17:25 Soon says:
Due to an unfortunate incident with synchronised portal traversing, you become Chell Gordon, and are, indeed, the saviour of the Universe.
17/04/2011 at 17:45 stele says:
If I were Gordon Freeman and portaled into Chell’s body I’d probably get the world destroyed while I wasted time playing with my new boobies.
17/04/2011 at 17:50 Soon says:
It’s always the quiet ones.
17/04/2011 at 19:21 Oneironaut says:
It could be like a video game version of Orlando.
17/04/2011 at 19:30 thegooseking says:
@omicron1
No, you don’t play as Gordon Freeman in Portal 2.
You play as John Freeman who is Gordon Freeman’s brother.
You were almost right about the ending, though. It actually ends with “To be continued..?”
17/04/2011 at 17:36 Gap Gen says:
Also, how is the preload 12GB? That’s over 10x the original Portal’s file size.
17/04/2011 at 17:42 Nomaki says:
Hopefully that equates to Portal 2 being 10x longer.
Bearing in mind the co-op and single player are two entirely separate story lines with separate levels and such..
17/04/2011 at 18:35 Tei says:
I am going to bet that weight more because have more textures, some are high resolution, and there are a lot more voices.
Supposedly Portal 2 is a full game, and not a 5 hours episode.. I think.
17/04/2011 at 20:41 Joshua says:
It is also running on the latest source engine, which is downloaded with it. If you remove all your 2007 source games and then install portal, portal suddenly becomes much bigger.
17/04/2011 at 17:45 adventerous3 says:
Any possibility of J.H. being related to this gentleman?
http://half-life.wikia.com/wiki/Johanson
18/04/2011 at 03:55 DeathHamsterDude says:
Could very well be my friend.
17/04/2011 at 17:53 Dagda says:
Supposedly G-man is visible on the glados@home page.
The first picture is the location of him and the second is the filtered photoshop magic
http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/5771/gmados.png
http://i52.tinypic.com/rjmosm.png
17/04/2011 at 18:05 Man Raised by Puffins says:
Nah, that’s Jesus.
17/04/2011 at 18:17 Oak says:
G-sus.
17/04/2011 at 18:26 subedii says:
It’s the Spy, he’s sappin ma potatoes!
17/04/2011 at 18:33 Wulf says:
That’s a very interesting beard, I’ve not seen that on any Valve characters that I can remember, almost goatee-ish but not quite.
Bet’cha that’s Cave Johnson.
17/04/2011 at 19:39 Soon says:
I’m seeing a lioness, does that count?
17/04/2011 at 20:25 stahlwerk says:
You do realize that “seeing” anything of meaning in that random mess is less likely than Pope Toast?
17/04/2011 at 20:27 Wulf says:
Where did you see a lio–ohhh. Huh.
17/04/2011 at 18:02 Gary W says:
I have no idea what any of these things — “ARGs” “potatoes” “Gabes” “hats” — really are. And I don’t care. In fact, I’m going to straight to bed with a nice cup of Horlicks.
/slams door
18/04/2011 at 04:01 DeathHamsterDude says:
EXTRA EXTRA – Man on internet gets annoyed because something on internet doesn’t interest him.
17/04/2011 at 18:04 Froibo says:
According to the official site “There’s also still time to collect all 36 potatoes. Anyone accomplishing this feat by the time Portal 2 launches will receive a very special, non-hat-based reward.” This was mentioned on Friday.
17/04/2011 at 18:13 Tazer says:
Everyone is speculating that its going to be a multiplayer skin. A “potato skin” if you will.Indeed.
17/04/2011 at 18:16 Froibo says:
That’s what I was figuring. I would be rather pissed if I didn’t have a sense of humor but it would be awesome if it had to do with another ongoing part in the ARG.
18/04/2011 at 07:40 Konork says:
@Froibo: People are already getting a special skin for owning the Potato Sack, which presumably would be potato related.
And on another note, someone on the TF2 forums had the utterly brilliant idea that the non-hat reward, and just so you know he even quoted the exact line, was… a hat.
17/04/2011 at 18:04 Rii says:
Podcast #32433: Still no way to change username.
17/04/2011 at 18:30 Wulf says:
This seems to imply that Portal 2 will likely tie in with Half-Life 3(?), so we’ll likely get hints at the plot by playing Portal 2. But… really, I’m just excited about the release of Portal 2. I keep hoping that Valve will soono do a new IP and just forget about Half-Life for a bit, and I’m not talking about DOTA 2, I mean a completely new IP, something fresh and interesting. The Half-Life ship has sailed for me and I’m not sure whether I can bring myself to be all that fascinated by the story any more.
Of course, I’m likely alone in feeling this way, but… really, I felt that it was getting a bit tired at the start of Ep2. The same old physics puzzles, not a lot had changed (the best bits being the driving sections and the semi-RTS thing), and the only thing keeping it going was the story. I can’t help but think that Half-Life 3 may even be better off as an animated film (blasphemy, I know).
Valve have so many creative people there… I’d just love to see them come out with a new IP. Especially if that new IP is incredibly off the wall and as experimental as Portal originally was.
17/04/2011 at 18:47 adventerous3 says:
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/03/23/are-valve-working-on-something-horrible/
17/04/2011 at 20:30 Wulf says:
Yeah, but folks said that was old concept art from an abandoned IP.
Though I’d love to see Valve work on something new and strange.
17/04/2011 at 22:42 Kaira- says:
I don’t quite share your feelings about Valve, Wulf. They have smart marketing people, who can sniff a good game idea. But what Valve themselves have made has been quite, eh, mediocre, I’d say. They’ve bought some indie studios that made nice games (Portal, L4D), but HL2 was never (to me, at least) anything else than a mediocre corridor-manshooty. But hey, maybe they’ll surprise me in the future.
18/04/2011 at 07:21 Wulf says:
Well, Portal was really clever and interesting, even in comparison with Narbacular Drop. So they do have the potential of being weird and wonderful there. It just appears that they’re afraid to try, which is terribly disappointing to me because I think that if they tried this more often, they’d succeed.
17/04/2011 at 18:32 Tei says:
What if Valve do a “It was all a dream”. or a “All people is dead, and this is how the limbo looks like”?
17/04/2011 at 19:13 Chunga says:
Viral marketing 1-2-3, potatoes are all we can see…
17/04/2011 at 20:34 Argus says:
Is it just me or are we going to be lucky to see much of an early release on Portal 2?
Perhaps I am just being pessimistic but it seems that at the current rate of things we will be lucky to see the game even a full day early.
17/04/2011 at 20:44 Solar says:
The Borealis was present in the apeture science complex in the flash version map pack (http://portalmaps.wecreatestuff.com/). There was some valve news at the time it was made advertising that pack but I’ve done a quick search and cant find the news article. Anyway pretty sure it was endorsed by valve.
Tried loading up all the games in the orange box with launch options -hb1. Did nothing that I could see, also finished all the games (HL, HLE1, HLE2, Portal) again after using that code. There may be more to find and the internets are distracted with rebooting GLaDOS.
17/04/2011 at 21:00 Blade421 says:
One of the acheivments in Portal 2 is “Ship Overboard” and shows an ancor as its icon, the Boriealis is my best bet on what that would be.
17/04/2011 at 21:41 d00d3n says:
Did portal 1 download an update for anyone else (like five minutes ago)?
17/04/2011 at 22:22 d00d3n says:
Portal 1 has some weird growling sound during the ending sequence. Was that there before?
17/04/2011 at 23:45 makute says:
Yep. I restarted Steam a while ago and it downloaded an update for Portal.
My bet is that when all the computeing power are gathered, GLaDOS will need Active Test Subjects, and that those subjects will be playing Portal again.
17/04/2011 at 21:52 calavera says:
I’m not one to say I told you so. However… I told you so.
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/04/15/valve-arg-will-climax-in-seven-hours/#comment-667623
17/04/2011 at 22:01 Hematite says:
Well, the only outcome I can think of that wouldn’t be a huge disappointment is if Portal2 is ep3. It would take a whole lotta balls for a company to do that, but if anyone would it would be Valve.
It would neatly tie up the mystery of where the F episode 3 is, how the Portal and HL sections of the universe will inevitably connect, and also how Valve could turn a short but polished puzzle+character riff into a full AAA title for the sequel.
Balls though. Massive, massive balls.
17/04/2011 at 22:16 Buttless Boy says:
WTF, you broke my fanboy gland.
17/04/2011 at 23:05 grechzoo says:
haha
sorry, dont mean to be rude. but not even valve could get away with hyping PORTAL 2 for more than a year and have it be a totally different game on release.
No game company can, nor will ever get away with something like that. i think you are mistaking “massive balls” with absolute blind stupidity.
and half life is great, but for lots of people portal 1 WAS a AAA game. you dont need a 20 hour campaign and 8 different types of guns to be AAA you know, AAA is subjective, a great experience, and in 2007 portal was MANY peoples game of the year.
in fact i am confident portal 2 will be my favorite game of this generation.
dont get me wrong though Ep3 would be great news too. :)
17/04/2011 at 23:16 calavera says:
Portal was not only AAA, but more like quadruple-A. I barely remember a thing from the HL2 games, but I still laugh out loud and get warm fuzzies when thinking about the first time I played Portal.
17/04/2011 at 23:29 stahlwerk says:
Ubisoft did successfully keep the whole animus setting for AssCreed under wraps during all the prerelease hype. I imagine Valve is a lot tighter-lipped, as a result the HL2 source code leak aftermath.
17/04/2011 at 23:59 grechzoo says:
yeah but the game was still the same game from the videos, the story was just different.
im simply saying that the suggestion that valve could be releasing a 100% different game than was hypes (for over a year) is absurd.
the fact is portal has as dedicated a following as half life now anyway. maybe not as big in numbers, but portal for many people represented a game that challenged expectations and pushed the boundaries of a normal first person game.
id take portal 2 over HL ep 3 any day of any year.
18/04/2011 at 01:59 Bilbo says:
You don’t think a few people who’d preordered Portal 2 would be annoyed when Half-Life 2 Episode 3 showed up instead?
And everything else that’s wrong with what you’re saying?
17/04/2011 at 22:39 Wulf says:
Breaking News!
The wiki has been officially informed that any and all information that comes from outside the Glados@Home site is faux, false, and generally a fallacious fabrication perpetrated by scurrilous and dastardly braggarts who’ll rue the day they ever toyed with us! Etc etc etc.
That includes this, unfortunately.
17/04/2011 at 23:01 MasterBoo says:
Yet it seems GLaDOS took over the Valve employee who sent the mail originally:
http://img859.imageshack.us/f/jeepreply.png/
17/04/2011 at 23:03 Xocrates says:
Honestly, that may be trolls trying to discredit the earlier info.
Let’s not get our hopes up until there is some certainty about all this.
17/04/2011 at 23:12 calavera says:
Maybe, but there’s this: http://goo.gl/gyNMP
17/04/2011 at 23:15 Xocrates says:
… which would be trivially easy to fake.
By the way, the news entry related to the guy being taken over has disappeared, so it was likely fake.
EDIT: And is back again. Seems like some edit wars is taking place.
17/04/2011 at 23:19 calavera says:
Looks like it’s still there to me… and I don’t see it being removed at any point in the wiki history either. The last edit was almost a half hour ago.
17/04/2011 at 23:40 TheApologist says:
It definitely disappeared for a few minutes, and then reappeared.
Hmmm…and why is this RPS email not in the news as far as I can see. Best wait on this one before getting to exci…OH MY GOD TOO LATE EPISODE 3 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
18/04/2011 at 00:09 Wulf says:
I’m sorry, guys, but it’s obviously fake and people toying with us.
The reason I say this is because there is a subset of the ARG who’ve decided to start trolling the rest of it for reasons unknown. They left IRC in a bunch, together, quoting “There’s a hole in the sky… through which I can fly.” and lead the wiki people on a merry chase talking to -testsubject[number] types through Steam who pretended to be shell consoles. I thought that was fishy at the time and said as much, since it seems an unprofessional way to do things. It turns out that after ‘unlocking three packets’ of useless information, the Watcher/Echo of Hidden Path fame had to leave a rather annoyed message on the wiki to get people back on track.
It was that message left by Echo that actually lead to them figuring out how to access Glados@Home. And he referred to all people named ‘test subjects’ as fakes and trolls. They lead the ARG guys on a merry chase though, and one that looked more and more ridiculous as time went on. But here’s the kicker, here’s where the trolling all ties together – the test subjects used the borealis and hyperborea as elements of their trolling. They did this until right up until they were found out.
Then, surprise surprise, the whole Borealis thing turns up again from an untrustworthy source, causing someone to–once again–have to contact the wiki to assure them that the only official information coming out of the ARG at the moment is from Glados@Home. All the trolling attempts thus far have been linked by ‘Borealis.’ Therefore, anything mentioned about Borealis is fake.
(And keep in mind that Echo already told us that all ‘infected people’ are just ‘hairy bridge monsters,’ to put it in his own words. :p)
18/04/2011 at 01:25 calavera says:
How do we know you’re not fake?
18/04/2011 at 01:32 Wulf says:
I respond to that with these cryptic glyphs: 9_9 :P
17/04/2011 at 23:13 schizopol says:
HEY theres a KILLING FLOOR map titled KF-ICEBREAKER. I’m YELLING THIS at you guys hoping someone with more UT BASED SDK EXPERIENCE might INVESTIGATE THAT MA
17/04/2011 at 23:14 schizopol says:
P.
18/04/2011 at 00:31 Wulf says:
That’s old. KF had that map waaaay before the ARG started.
17/04/2011 at 23:54 Fwiffo says:
Everyone’s lost the plot it seems. I don’t think there’s any more ARG going on, just a lot of hysteria and paranoia. The Steam forum has descended into a morass of allcaps rage threads and begging for Potato Sack games and the previously cool and calm wiki has eruped into an edit war based on flimsy evidence.
The gaming community has gone back to its old ways again after the initial show of solidarity, sigh.
18/04/2011 at 00:32 Wulf says:
It didn’t help that there are a bunch of trolls (as confirmed by Hidden Path) that purposefully perpetrated a lot of the paranoia and sidetracking that started this whole mess off.
18/04/2011 at 00:26 Urthman says:
Gamers eagerly turning over millions of CPUs to an insane, murderous AI because maybe she might let us play a video game a few hours earlier than anticipated is such an idiotic thing to do (from the perspective of inside the fiction of Portal), and so pregnant with dark symbolism, I’ll be really disappointed if Valve doesn’t “punish” us somehow for being such willing participants in whatever game GlaDOS is playing here.
18/04/2011 at 00:35 Wulf says:
The funny part of that is that it would also punish those who’ve been playing those games just because they enjoyed them. :p Such as me having pumped a huge number of hours into Defence Grid recently, which has surprised me by being an exceptionally wonderful game.
18/04/2011 at 00:35 bglamb says:
Didn’t you hear? GlaDOS is the goodie!
She’s the only one standing between us …..and them.
18/04/2011 at 01:38 Wulf says:
If ‘them’ happen to be the combine, then… well, yeah!
18/04/2011 at 02:06 Urthman says:
If you’re paranoid about GlaDOS, you could always play Defense Grid with Steam in offline mode.
18/04/2011 at 01:41 Ridnarhtim says:
Well, at least it was a mostly fun waste of time.
18/04/2011 at 02:22 mantakree says:
Should anyone care
http://www.mediafire.com/?8v382n4v01ai578
contains the 2nd part of the message, which was hidden in the game cache files of HL2EP2
then again, if you don’t trust a stranger’s link, feel free not to give a sh*t
=D
18/04/2011 at 03:32 calavera says:
Where did you find this?
18/04/2011 at 03:12 sinister agent says:
So hang on… is portal 2 out yet or not?
18/04/2011 at 03:22 bglamb says:
Depends how many potatoes you got.
18/04/2011 at 04:37 sinister agent says:
I would much rather pay cash.
18/04/2011 at 04:38 Basilicus says:
Following the chaos from a bemusedly detached distance is the only way to play the ARG.
18/04/2011 at 04:56 calavera says:
100% agreed. I could never solve any of these things anyway.
18/04/2011 at 07:13 Wulf says:
Me? I’ve been obsessively involved in it, up close, and having a blast.
18/04/2011 at 04:41 Daryl says:
Just a heads-up to Americans. Right now both Amazon and Best Buy have Portal 2 for 35 dollars. Best Buy also offers a $10 gift card with pre-order too.
18/04/2011 at 07:11 Basilicus says:
FUUUUUUUUUUUU*CCCCKKKKKKK.
The asterisk means you can’t tell what word I really wrote; you can only infer based on incomplete evidence.
18/04/2011 at 05:02 Demiath says:
Considering the inherently anti-climactic nature of the pre-release event so far there better be something else to it. The whole “CPU requirements” for getting the game out earlier seem pretty steep, have definitely not been met during this weekend when it could have conceivably mattered and (most problematically) are likely to show which of the relevant indie games are not good enough to be played extensively even when the incentive is an earlier release of one of this year’s most hyped games. In retrospect, this is far from the smartest thing Valve has done…so far, anyway.
18/04/2011 at 07:50 grechzoo says:
couldn’t agree more, excitement for the game at least in my case has now just translated into a deflated disappointment at this stunt. at first i thought it was all genius.
but its now monday morning,(UK) and there is at least another 20 hours to go before the unlock, I actually want a refund for my pre-order so i can get it cheaper from a store.
its not worth the extra tenner for 5 hours, i can happily wait till Thursday now, as my excitement for the actual game has been lowered with all this. not that i wont absolutely be blown away by the game. but when once i was desperate to play, now im fed up.
valve dont usually mess up, but right now i dont feel like giving them much more of my money for this.
18/04/2011 at 08:09 Oozo says:
I mostly agree, except for the “are likely to show which of the relevant indie games are not good enough to be played extensively”-part.
There’s Super Meat Boy, Audiosurf and Amnesia in there – so it’s exactly the most critically acclaimed and arguably most beloved games where the “calculations” are not complete yet. I guess it’s more likely due to them having a higher requirement, or the concerted efforts of the ARG-crowd being focussed first on the games which were likely to have had less players “naturally”. (Then again, it’s also the games that have been around for a while, so maybe that’s also a relevant factor.)
18/04/2011 at 08:55 arghstupid says:
I think the amount of CPU cycles needed for each game was based on the number of copies in circulation, so th more popular a game the longer it takes to fill the bar. hence killing floor being way behind despite having loads of people play it since the start.
18/04/2011 at 09:07 Wulf says:
Heh, I still disagree and think that this is one of the most awesome things that Valve has done, and if anything it’ll be people who aren’t the biggest fans of indie games who’ll think otherwise. This pack did me the favour of introducing me to Defence Grid, The Ball, and Cogs, all of which are really quite glorious and magnificent in their own ways. I’d never have known this, otherwise. And I’m now completely in love with Defence Grid, having put ridiculous amounts of hours into that.
In my opinion, this was more about raising awareness of indies as part of the hype for Portal 2. If you look at this from the angle of “What did this do for indies?” rather than “What did this do for the mainstream lover?” or “What did this do for Portal 2?” then you can see that there’s a lot of benefit there. Valve no doubt funded them to create custom content and worked with them to that end, and gave them load of exposure, so that people whom might otherwise not normally play indie games are now brought up close and personal with them.
For the indie games involved, this is going to be fantastic, because doubtlessly there will be people like myself who might have not played some of these games but have ended up fans of them. This is good for indie in general for this very reason. In fact, I went ahead and bought the four map packs for Defence Grid after I got into it, and I’d likely have picked up DLC for the other games I’ve so enjoyed if there had been any.
Anything that gets the average player of something like CODBLOPS to try something like Toki Tori is a win in my book. :P
@arghstupid
Yeah. Killing Floor is the closest to mainstream that indie has ever really gotten and I can’t say that I was a fan, myself, as it didn’t do a lot for me. But for this reason it’s one of the more difficult bars to fill, so it’s being eschewed in favour of less common games, giving them exposure instead.
18/04/2011 at 09:32 Acorino says:
Agreed with the negative reaction. If all the gamers together could’ve pulled the release date forward to a friday or even saturday, then it would’ve been worth it. But I have shit to do under the week. So…I’ll wait until thursday anyway to play the game.
18/04/2011 at 09:51 MrMud says:
@Wulf
I think the difference is between the idea and the execution of the idea.
The idea is fantastic, I dont think anyone could refute that.
Having it fail miserably (and yes it releasing a few hours early is a gigantic failure) is the problem. Having the community unlock portal 2 a few days earlier by a concerted effort to play indie games would have been a great pr line. Having the community unlock it a few hours (if that) early will be seen as a failure by Valve.
18/04/2011 at 10:17 Wulf says:
@MrMud
I get that, I really do, but like I said that’s from a point of “What does this do for Portal 2?”, so I actually already acknowledged that the execution of it might not work. But if you look at this from the perspective of “What does this do for the indies?” then it’s an outright victory for them. This, for me, has all been about using a hyped game as a vessel to raise indie awareness.
I want Portal 2 as much as the next person, but there’s been something more important going on here than just a Portal 2 marketing campaign. Or at least I think so.
18/04/2011 at 14:38 Deano2099 says:
@grezchoo – ooh, where can I get it for £16.99? Might cancel my pre-order too.
Also worth pointing out: there’s value in the journey. Some people like playing ARGs and have had an absolute blast with this. It’s also moved the entire genre on in a way that pretty much only Steam could do (being able to arrange access to so many different indie games, and an overall platform to run things off).
18/04/2011 at 08:47 arghstupid says:
I think GLaDOS is attempting to destroy the world really slowly via global warming. i usually don’t give a toss about this sort of thing but encouraging thousands of nerds to leave their power hungry gaming boxes switched on all night does seem a tad wasteful.
18/04/2011 at 13:12 choie says:
Don’t most ‘power-hungry’ gaming systems get left on anyway? Heck, I’m not a power-gamer myself but I don’t shut my system down every day..
18/04/2011 at 16:10 shinygerbil says:
I turn mine off when I’m not using it because I discovered this thing called an “electricity bill”.
18/04/2011 at 09:37 Teddy Leach says:
I’m so confused. I don’t know what’s going on any more.
18/04/2011 at 09:55 Olly12345 says:
Just saw this image, everyone knows about the face, but what about the figure above it?
I added some red lines to show where it is.
Gman? Gordon?
http://oi54.tinypic.com/119z2f6.jpg
18/04/2011 at 10:14 Wulf says:
Here are interesting things to consider with the Jeep mail…
Originally Jeep’s font was blue:
http://valvearg.com/wiki/File:Mail_from_jeep_to_jake.jpg
Then, in the one I strongly believe is fake, it’s black:
http://valvearg.com/wiki/File:Mail_from_jeep_to_chris.jpg
This looks like the formatting has been turned off, but that can’t be the case. Why? The font is a different font to that in the header. I confirmed this with my own Gmail account, if a mail doesn’t have formatting, it just uses the same font as the one in the header.
If this mail were real, then I doubt the font would have changed, and moreover… Echo/The Watcher said that anyone who used that particular line, shown in the second shot, was pretty much a troll. So… there you go. Make of that what you will. Just tossing some extra evidence on the pile with this.
18/04/2011 at 10:25 loudllama says:
Play.com order status says it is currently “packing” my copy
18/04/2011 at 16:12 shinygerbil says:
hot.
18/04/2011 at 12:39 MrSing says:
Is there anyone who wanna give a copy of audiosurf away? Would be nice to get it :>
(Im sitting on a netbook that could handle it. Need sth to play until Im back home to play portal2)
18/04/2011 at 12:50 MasterBoo says:
edit: err.
18/04/2011 at 14:28 Tretiak says:
Me too, I live in Soviet Russia and can’t afford moneys.
18/04/2011 at 18:58 DeathHamsterDude says:
HOLY TITTIES!
Go to GlaDOS@Home now!
10:50 – Engaging starch-based power cells
The potato counter is dropping, and everything is going up. Literally a few seconds ago! I refreshed and it started happening. I thought they were getting rid of hacked potatoes (never thought I’d string those two words together) or something.
It’s going to be released by this evening I bet, with that much auxilary power!
Woohoo! Go Valve!
18/04/2011 at 19:02 DeathHamsterDude says:
11:00 – Reboot safety test protocol initiated…
11:00 – Relaxation chamber locks released…
11:00 – Involuntary hazard mitigation associates have assumed testing positions…
11:00 – Pre-release lethality assessment initiated…
18/04/2011 at 19:10 DeathHamsterDude says:
There are now 9 ACTIVE TEST SUBJECTS!
Do 9 people have Portal 2 unlocked?
18/04/2011 at 19:14 Dave L. says:
Potato consumption is about 10 potatoes per second. With approximately 450000 potatoes, it’s going to take around 12 and a half hours for the potato counter to hit zero. That’s around 12:45 AM PDT.
18/04/2011 at 19:15 DeathHamsterDude says:
New G-man image. Just up!
http://disgui.se/images/gman.jpg
HALF LIFE IS UPON US! THE DAY OF RECKONING IS AT HAND!
EDIT – That’s assuming it stays at that level. When I refreshed first, it was only going down relatively slowly, at about 250 potatoes a minute I would think, it’s now at over 1000.
18/04/2011 at 19:04 BunnyMaz says:
Guys!
Check out the GlaDOS@home page!
“active test subjects” now says NINE
10:50 – Engaging starch-based power cells
11:00 – Reboot safety test protocol initiated…
11:00 – Relaxation chamber locks released…
11:00 – Involuntary hazard mitigation associates have assumed testing positions…
11:00 – Pre-release lethality assessment initiated…
Potato count is going down like she’s burning through them!
*edit*
Note to self, check other comments next time duh
18/04/2011 at 19:13 DeathHamsterDude says:
Lol, well, I may have been the first person in the world to see it. I refreshed once and it wasn’t there, then I refreshed again about a second later and it had come up. So don’t feel bad for not getting first!
PORTAL 2!!!
18/04/2011 at 22:12 khotchkiss13 says:
@Death Hamster Dude
This is a picture that was posted on the official Portal Facebook page with the caption “The first of Nine begins to play”
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150228527438689&set=a.10150228527433689.346684.93235358688&type=1&theater